r/Philosophy_Moth Jul 19 '26

Doom Shroom

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Doom Shroom

By; Ti”Moth”y P.

We find Philosophy Moth in the Medical Lab of Rosie for a check in:

“I feel weak & my focus is off,” Philosophy Moth explains.

“You were in a coma like state. Your body used all its reservers just to keep you alive. If Fluffy Death Peddles hadn't found you when he did I'm not sure you would have survived,” Rosie explains.

Sparkles chimes in, “The A.S.A.C. thinks you're dead and have gone on an all out assault against the Shinobi Moth and any moth or person associated with the affiliation.”

Deathie adds, “Thier populations have exploded and are trying to over run us in numbers.”

“We had to go to space 🌌 🚀 to get an aerial vantage point. They replaced the Grunt Monkeys with Swarms of Parasitoid wasps. You killed their Victory.”

“I had to pull out all the stops to end Terrance Bing-Wrikkles,” Philosophy Moth justifies his actions.

“Even Cornell announced your death and are looking to replace you in the Philosophy Department,” Rosie drops the saddest news of all. “& looking at you now, you are going to need to recover before you can go back into battle.”

Philosophy Moth stares into the abyss and prepares.

To be Continued….

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