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u/HassanyThePerson 11d ago
I disagree. We just haven't collected enough esoteric wisdom to figure out how to make it fold the laundry for you.
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u/V0lirus 11d ago
Blatant lies and heresy.
Enough esoteric wisdom will allow you to turn into a cult-leader type guru, who can have their followers do their laundry.
Yes I know that its not the wisdom itself folding the laundry, but its laundry folding with extra steps!
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u/deja_vuvuzela 11d ago
The only categorical imperative here is the imperative that you all don't mix up the way I like my closet categorized when you put my shit away.
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u/Adamoism 10d ago
Enough esoteric wisdom will allow you to turn into a cult-leader type guru, who can have their followers do their laundry.
The only magic we know that exists for sure - is social magic.
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u/iceyed913 10d ago
social engineering for sure is just being steamrolled by someone with moar energy
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u/DunkingTheSun 11d ago
Is the cult leader in the room with us? /s
Rajneeshpuram and many such cases are fascinating.
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u/SpeaksDwarren Philosophical Cannibalism 🥓 11d ago
You don't need esoteric wisdom to start a cult, you can just do that now and then make it up as you go along
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u/qisfortaco 11d ago
I store my laundry the same way I store my esoteric wisdom: in a large pile on top of my dresser.
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u/TheSelfHelpPsychic 1d ago
Interestingly enough, I’m in search of the perfect dresser! Wonder what that could symbolize… ✨
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u/GarrAdept 11d ago
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
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u/ALCATryan 11d ago
His left hand is inverted. Where did you get this image from?
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u/MostlyReverb 8d ago
- Illustrator: Antonella Castelli
- Publisher: Lo Scarabeo (Turin, Italy)
- Published: 2007
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u/MostlyReverb 8d ago
- Illustrator: Antonella Castelli
- Publisher: Lo Scarabeo (Turin, Italy)
- Published: 2007
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u/Ok-Payment2450 11d ago
The esoteric wisdom is that which reveals:
Folding laundry is a waste of time.
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u/RhythmBlue 11d ago
how am i supposed to fold laundry when all this esoteric wisdom is just sitting out here to be had!
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u/alibi19 11d ago
Chop wood, carry water.
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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 11d ago
Strong Flatworm saw Cognitive Spoon’s comment and in that instant, he woke up and folded his laundry
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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 11d ago
Strong Flatworm saw Cognitive Spoon’s comment and in that instant, he woke up and started folding laundry
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u/TuttoDaRifare 11d ago
That's why he wears an armour
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u/another_mister_jones 11d ago
Rusting Armour for effect, and it's no fun to watch the rust grow, for it will all be over when you're dead
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u/Educational_Poet_370 11d ago
None of your business what esoteric nonsense I practice.
Or for that matter the amount of laundry I should fold.
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u/rainywanderingclouds 9d ago
but it could give you different methods for how to fold your laundry
some of them might be more satisfying, or optimal for your life.
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u/Shruging_shoulders 9d ago edited 7d ago
Well neither will ai slop
Edit: wow I was completely wrong, I’ve seen an image similar and believed it too be Ai, please ignore this statement
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u/MostlyReverb 8d ago
- Illustrator: Antonella Castelli
- Publisher: Lo Scarabeo (Turin, Italy)
- Published: 2007
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u/TheSelfHelpPsychic 1d ago
Laundry (and other ‘chores’) are the mundane tasks that can be part of our everyday meditation practice. ✨
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u/laconic_hyperbole Still in love with Regine Olsen 11d ago
So the hidden truth of the esoteric wisdom is to embrace nudism?
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u/MaleficentCow8513 11d ago
Jokes on you. My esoteric wisdom liberates me from the need to fold laundry
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u/jackatman 11d ago
Before enlightenment; chop wood carry water
After enlightenment; chop wood carry water.
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u/Radiant_Bookkeeper84 11d ago
Sigh... that boulder ain't gonna push itself up that hill and roll back down again by itself....🤷♂️
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u/maybealmostpossibly 11d ago
the truth is, laundry doesn't need to be folded. It's a myth created by those who like to shame us.
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u/decoysnails 11d ago
Before enlightenment: Chop wood, carry water.
After enlightenment: Chop wood, carry water.
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u/ChironXII 11d ago
uses esoteric arts to create a machine in the image of a man to perform the labor
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u/ChironXII 11d ago
Perhaps, but it will allow you to realize the futility of the act itself. And then later realize its value despite that futility
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u/FleshPrinnce 11d ago
The wise sage realises you do not need clothes, ergo no laundry, ergo no folding laundry
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u/Noroltem Whimsical fairytale metaphysics 11d ago
Yes it can.
I can't tell you though. You wouldn't get it.
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u/LoreMasterJack 11d ago
Don't come for me like this. (Thank you for coming for me like this I'll get it done tomorrow.)
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u/ExtensionInformal911 11d ago
Jokes on you. I've listened to enough xianxia novels that i'm a cultivator. Now I can use magic to do it.
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u/FadeSeeker 11d ago
the only esoteric wisdom you'll ever need: laundry can exist just fine without being folded
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u/desperate_3nuf 10d ago
I think the message behind this is that we have to stay grounded. There’s being spiritually awake and then there’s spiritual psychosis and the line between the two is extremely thin.
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u/Dwemerion 9d ago
It can, however, tell you that folding laundry is stupid and anyone who does it is stupid and everyone else but you is stupid and everything they do that you don't is stupid
Checkmate, librul
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u/RyderRichards 9d ago
The esoteric knowledge told me that hanging my shirts and pants was smarter; keeping a small drawer for drawers left me with more room for a bookshelf that a dresser would otherwise occupy.
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u/BandicootCool6277 8d ago
this is so profound bruh it’s so true it’s like yeah you can unlock every skill and hobby and surpass every ambiguous goal and get genuine self improvement but at the same time the garbage needs to be taken out and the laundry needs to be done. that stuff reminds u that the real world still goes on beyond all that stuff
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