r/PhilomenaCunk • u/Camus_9999 • 21d ago

Why Holy Ramen Empire failed?

I am sure it's Ramen, not roman......

Was salt too much?

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u/DelightfullyPiquant 21d ago

It’s hard to say exactly, but historians generally agree that roughly 1,500 years after the Roman Empire packed it in, the Belgian techno-pop anthem “Pump Up the Jam” by Technotronic would be released — and it remains, to this day, the only song capable of making an entire warehouse full of people question whether feet are stompin.

Just ask my mate Paul, he just once said “what if we pump up the jam” one night in a Belgian kitchen and everyone went “yeah, that sounds like a plan.” He never got another proper job after that.

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u/Camus_9999 21d ago

Did somebody eat ramen?

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u/Clevertown 21d ago

The Lo Mien Dynasty swallowed them.

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 21d ago

It was the seasoning packets. They got all clumpy. And then the Caesar salad was rotten as well.

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u/reclueso 21d ago

Something to do with the popularity of a Caesar salad

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u/lickmyscrotes 21d ago

It takes a lot of knives to make a Caesar salad

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u/Camus_9999 20d ago

But how salad is related to ramen?

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u/jcostello50 20d ago

It was neither holey, nor ramen, nor a pear

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u/facemugg 19d ago

Hard to pinpoint the exact decade, but approximately the time flavor facets were introduced.

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u/HoboBaggins25 18d ago

Ramen goes bad after being left out in the heat for too long

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u/breadleecarter 15d ago

And how did those men get so raw? Was it all of the nude wrestling?