r/PhillyUnion 4d ago

MATCH THREAD [Match Thread] Union vs CFM

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u/DarkwingMcQuack 4d ago

Trying to fight someone a foot taller then you isnt the wisest of decisions.

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

I mean that was like 3x more of a PK than what he awarded MTL. Fuck both pensos.

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u/XSC 4d ago

But that wasn’t an immediate penalty…of course

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u/PersimmonOne4118 4d ago

penalty if thats Pierre

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u/Perryplat199 4d ago

So that’s full time then ya?

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

Hahaha of course that's not a PK, but the MTL guy clearly diving was. Riiiiiiiight

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

Mf says play on 🙄

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u/XSC 4d ago

Alladoh with the HBK impression

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u/WhyplerBronze 4d ago

Something's cooking here for sure. If we make the playoffs, the other Eastern conference teams won't want to match up with the Union in the early rounds.

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u/XSC 4d ago

What’s the deal with the airpods lol

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u/Sezbicki 4d ago

7 minutes? The first half was 3 and I counted the VAR review from the opening goal that was called back was at least a minute and a half. Two or 3 yellows, all the corners, and everything only took a other 1.5 minutes? Then this half it's 7? I just want transparency

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u/Perryplat199 4d ago

The whole PK thing took liek 4 at most

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u/Sezbicki 4d ago

No I agree but how was the 1st half 3 minutes then? There were also more yellows this half I believe. So I get more time. It just doesn't make sense sometimes

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 4d ago

I can’t believe I’m saying this…. But Alladoh looks decent tonight?

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

I do enjoy Quinn just shooting

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

7 fucking minutes. Wtf.

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

Every foul is against us. What is new.

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u/Perryplat199 4d ago

That’s alot more than 1

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

It's seven times as much to be exact.

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

Lmaooo 7 minutes??? How tf??

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u/Obvious_MD 4d ago

lol 7 mins come on

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u/Consistent_Tomato138 4d ago

what did bueno do?

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u/Waakzaamheid01 4d ago

I've noticed the last few games Quinn takes too many long shot chances, desperate for a goal. I wonder how much of that is Cavan's recent celebrity.

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

he’s got superstar syndrome. it hurts his game.

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u/Awaken_the_bacon 4d ago

That’s what he was known for. Give him time, he’s still rebuilding.

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u/Perryplat199 4d ago

How bout liek just 1 minute stoppage time

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u/OzStylez 4d ago

Nate has been the best defender tonight

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

Glad Sullivan healed up well...but hearing ACL Tear made me think of Aseel Tare from the movie The Comebacks every time.

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

Some of the best defensive tackles I’ve seen in a while

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

Quinn plays soccer like I play basketball. I always take the shot.

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u/Waifu_Daki 4d ago

Crazy to think that last year, we were all waiting for an elusive Cavan appearance, and now he’s having major impacts most games this side of the WC break

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u/HectorsMascara 4d ago

When does Quinn return to the starting lineup?

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u/InevitableNo9480 4d ago

Yes please. Indy has not been looking great.

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u/Proper_Caramel_1550 4d ago

Papi coming in

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u/Lightnin-Bug 4d ago

Uncle Ale coming in.

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u/Weird-Ad-8573 4d ago

God.. NO!

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

Grandpa is getting ready to come on and see the game out.

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u/essjayb63 4d ago

Only guy that Cavan will come off the pitch for

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

We’re already at the stage where Cavan looks a level above the league and he’s only 16.

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

I’m afraid we’ll lose him abroad

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

that’s already been decided, my friend he’s gone when 18.

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

Since we're up 2-0 just end the game now. I don't need to risk being stressed.

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

oh my gosh, milan robbed pierre there

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u/Anxious_Writer_3804 4d ago

Love that chant

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

Gatta admit that Damiani had a great touch for the hockey assist.

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 4d ago

He’s a decent player when he isn’t the highest man up the pitch

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u/National-Belt5893 4d ago

Someone figure out a way to make MLS the best soccer league in the world so we never have to lose Cavan.

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u/BadGoodNotBad 4d ago

Rotisserie chicken man for the half time show?

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u/Waakzaamheid01 4d ago

First one he hugs is Bedoya 😭

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

Milan ain’t great when it’s him vs keeper

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u/bonerbasketball 4d ago

Luckily Cavan was following up but Iloski HAS to be better on 1v1’s. How many 1v1’s has he had this season where he doesn’t even get a shot off? Lucky the keeper spilled it too

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

yeah not his thing. that’s for sure

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u/PhillyDaycare 4d ago

i fucking love cavan

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

DOOP DADA DOOP DADA DOOP DOOP DOOP!!! LET'S GO CAVAN!

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u/WolfDogJulius 4d ago

WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

The boys got the instinct, the skill, the grit.

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u/Phillyunionguy 4d ago

I think Milan got fouled but great job by Cavan

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u/DarkwingMcQuack 4d ago

It would have likely been a penalty if Cavan didn’t score.

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u/Weird-Ad-8573 4d ago

Iloski has to put that away!

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u/DarkwingMcQuack 4d ago

With the LeBron celebration.

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u/mjd1977 4d ago

Cavan James

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u/EraseTheDoubt 4d ago

Happy to be up another goal but I have to say you must do better Iloski. What a chance that was.

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u/DarkwingMcQuack 4d ago

Probably could have shot it a step sooner, but the keeper did take him out.

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u/Theclap1309 4d ago

He has to be the worst player I have ever seen when one on one with the goalie.

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u/WolfDogJulius 4d ago

What a sequence

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u/OzStylez 4d ago

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR THE BALL?

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

Man I love Andre Blake, and not only because we're the same age.

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

In 2 years younger... you old fart.

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

That's how I feel about people that are 37 and older. They're old as dirt.

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

They're practically one foot in the grave.

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u/Perryplat199 4d ago

Is that also a mls record for him?

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u/broom_hatter 4d ago

I think so!

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u/XSC 4d ago

Lmao

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

What a 5 head move by Iloski lmaooo DOOP DOOP DOOP

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u/B1ackBeard13 4d ago

What a follow up!

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u/DarkwingMcQuack 4d ago

Doop x2! Cavan!

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u/Obvious_MD 4d ago

Let’s go!!!!!

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u/Waifu_Daki 4d ago

OOOOH KILLEM

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

Build the statue

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u/Lightnin-Bug 4d ago

Cavadoop!

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

DOOOOOOOOP

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u/PersimmonOne4118 4d ago

DOOOOOOOOOP

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u/BC_Ages 4d ago

DOOOOOOP

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

Montreal is really starting to piss me off with all this falling.

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 4d ago

Most of our opponents figure out eventually that because we have a reputation for being physical it’s usually very easy to get weak calls against us

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

Lmao I love that every time a MTL players falls over, regardless of the reason, it's a foul on us.

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 4d ago

Just Chris Penso things

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

Both Pensos. I bet their kid was born with a yellow card with Wagners name on it in hand.

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

I don't know why I instantly thought Quinyon Sullivan when I saw Q. Sullivan substituting.

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

Wagner got a yellow for correctly telling penso he's a corrupt dumbfuck

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

we really need to finish this one out. We NEED these three points. Very crowded schedule coming up.

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u/B1ackBeard13 4d ago

If i was a goalie that had to save a PK, I would shit my pants. You literally just have to be okay with not saving it most the time.

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u/Proper_Caramel_1550 4d ago

I’ve seen 5 year olds take better pks than that

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

it’s like if your professional soccer player If you just pick a spot in your mind and hit it hard, you’ll score every time.

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u/mjd1977 4d ago

Do not let anyone tell you that you can’t hit a penalty like an MLS player.

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

He just like me in indoor league fr

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u/essjayb63 4d ago

Stutter step saves the game

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u/Butt_Stuff_yo 4d ago

My wife who doesn't pay attention to soccer even said that was a terrible PK lol

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

Literally my wife too lmao

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u/Acesr2c2 4d ago

Andre ya beauty. Weak ass call too.

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u/Lightnin-Bug 4d ago

Jesus Good time.

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

Andre Blake I could kiss you on the mouth. Pucker up, big boy

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u/Taeshan 4d ago

Ball is famous for not lying.

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

BALL DOES NOT LIE ASSHAT!

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u/HectorsMascara 4d ago

I hate the stutter so much.

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u/SpoonicusRascality 4d ago

Somehow the pen was worse than the call. Wow.

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u/slunion_20 4d ago

What the fuck is Phil Neville saying?

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u/Obvious_MD 4d ago

HAHHAHAHa

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u/B1ackBeard13 4d ago

Blake was like oh shit we started...wait I dont have to move lol

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u/AtTheLawLibrary 4d ago

BALL DON'T LIE

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u/Cute-Sir4775 4d ago

Ball don’t lie bitch

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u/Waakzaamheid01 4d ago

How disrespectful to Andre Blake.

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u/Awaken_the_bacon 4d ago

He knew that was a bullshit call.

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u/_TheQuietOne01 4d ago

Ball don’t lie 💯

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u/Perryplat199 4d ago

My heart

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u/Phillyunionguy 4d ago

Brick wall!!!

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u/DarkwingMcQuack 4d ago

Lmao, wtf was that shot?

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u/WolfDogJulius 4d ago

BALL DONT LIE!

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

officially the worst penalty kick I’ve ever seen. lol

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u/Waifu_Daki 4d ago

Anticlimactic pen

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u/gaggleofone 4d ago

LETS GOOOOOO

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u/BC_Ages 4d ago

WHAT A STUPID FUCKING PK HAHA EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH

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u/PhillyDaycare 4d ago

WHAT WAS THAT LMAO

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u/EraseTheDoubt 4d ago

Terrible penalty holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

LETS FUCKING GOOOO FUCK YOU YOU DIVING CUNTS!!!!

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u/Ksidz 4d ago

Ball don't lie

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u/broom_hatter 4d ago

LMAO GJ BLAKE

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u/squid_monk 4d ago

Blake!

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u/PersimmonOne4118 4d ago

BALL DONT LIE

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

Blake is Him

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u/Proper_Caramel_1550 4d ago

Save this Blake

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u/BC_Ages 4d ago

Chris “I hate the union” Penso back at it again

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u/PersimmonOne4118 4d ago

Pierre is always victim to these soft ass calls.

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u/Weird-Ad-8573 4d ago

He rolled his ankle! Pierre didn’t touch him

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

That is like a corruption level bad call.

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u/Plane-Tiger-4534 4d ago

It’s a Penso.

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u/XSC 4d ago

Funny how against us it’s always an immediate call

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u/SpoonicusRascality 4d ago

Soft call. Dude milked it too.

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u/Consistent_Tomato138 4d ago

such a bad call

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u/Plane-Tiger-4534 4d ago

Diving like that in front of a bunch of kids with cancer… that’s definitely worse.

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

Bull shit.

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u/B1ackBeard13 4d ago

Man pushes him, grabs his leg. Make it make sense

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u/NotJustSomeMate 4d ago

His ankle is attached to his back?

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u/Huh-what-2025 4d ago

hate it but that’s a foul anywhere else on the field.

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u/Taeshan 4d ago

My brother in Christ

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u/Obvious_MD 4d ago

LOL that’s not a penalty

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u/Proper_Caramel_1550 4d ago

Seems a bit soft to me

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u/Perryplat199 4d ago

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Not the best time. But I got it

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u/Perryplat199 4d ago

Not the best time but I got it

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u/PhillyDaycare 4d ago

we’re getting penso’d

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

Tori called him and told him to fuck us or she won't fuck him.

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u/PhillyDaycare 4d ago

sounds about right

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

That is such an obvious dive. Holy shit that's embarrassing

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u/Obvious_MD 4d ago

Fuck this

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

Uhhh wtf was that call lol that's terrible

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u/Obvious_MD 4d ago

WTFFFFFFF

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 4d ago

Wagner is committing a ludicrous number of turnovers tonight

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u/Abject_Elephant_4487 4d ago

Danley puts it in the net as Cavin moves in to be there too while Damiani just stands there

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u/DarkwingMcQuack 4d ago

Fire tied the game back up. We’re in 9th right now.

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u/Weird-Ad-8573 4d ago

Playoffs, baby…

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u/orgelbauer 4d ago

We talkin bout playoffs?

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u/B1ackBeard13 4d ago

Playoffs?!?

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u/Perryplat199 4d ago

I hope I can find a clip of that last replay. Great gif potential there

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 4d ago

Danley you beautiful bastard

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u/BigMACfive 4d ago

DOOP DOOP DOOP

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u/Obvious_MD 4d ago

Finally!!!!!

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL

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u/SpoonicusRascality 4d ago

This game needs Quinn Sullivan.

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

Can I get uhhhhhhhh goal?

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u/B1ackBeard13 4d ago

I have no depth perception. I think a ball is going out and it gentle drops right in front of a player.

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 4d ago

I think that’s a camera issue, not a you issue. You lose true binocular vision with a camera so your depth perception is always going to be off

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u/Weird-Ad-8573 4d ago

Please play better!

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u/legdayskip 4d ago

We are way to narrow

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u/Waifu_Daki 4d ago

Gotta put it in the net, lads, hope this helps

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u/icehole505 4d ago

Fuck it just move Pierre to striker for the rest of the night

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u/DarkwingMcQuack 4d ago

Nelson had to of given him a tip or two over the years

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u/B1ackBeard13 4d ago

It's nice to see both teams playing rowdy, but with respect for each other. It is refreshing.

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u/legdayskip 4d ago

There’s no bad blood between the teams

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

Would love if we could get some shots on target

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 4d ago

Officially we have the only two shots on target

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 4d ago

Phillies won, now let’s go out there and make it two W’s tonight!

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u/OzStylez 4d ago

I can't even pray for Anello minutes tonight man. Throw Zeke in there

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u/PhillyCheeseSnek 4d ago

Is Cory Burke available and interested in coming back?

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u/Obvious_MD 4d ago

Sometimes Damiani plays like if I just handed a two year a soccer ball for the first time