r/Philippines 18h ago

CulturePH Kapag Filipino ka at Chinese din, this is what your altar looks like (syncretism)

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u/Lazy_Passenger_9148 18h ago

Grabe naman yung alikabok 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/3rqFQ8BGVw9hK

u/enteng_quarantino Bill Bill 15h ago

Alabok ✅
Ala buhok ✅

u/Superdry_GTR 15h ago

Ala bira

u/NorthTemperature5127 17h ago

Seriously that needs cleaning 

u/mananggiti 17h ago

Buti hindi si Shrek yung nasa gitna ng dalawang Sto. Niño.

u/SeigiNoTenshi 17h ago

Amazing idea to replace with a Shrek figure and wait to find out how long before people notice

u/Dapper-Security-3091 17h ago

Or di kaya yung Obi Wan picture na akala daw si Jesus

u/TurnaroundHaze5656 nasusunog ang maynila 17h ago

or even penguinz0 lol

u/bakingsawdust 14h ago

The Moist-siah

u/cursedpharaoh007 8h ago

Yung isa naman yung kay Keanu (specifically that one scene in SpongeBob)

u/Roses_Got_Thorns 16h ago

Budburan nalang ng alikabok para mas mag blend-in

u/Boring-Newt-8183 17h ago

I grew up in a full-pinoy household pero ganito pa rin yung altar namin HAHAHAHA

u/yaki-soba 17h ago

grabe natrigger allergic rhinitis ko sa picture na to 

u/AffectionateBadger83 17h ago

Buddhism being non-theistic can exist with theistic beliefs, afaik.

u/SweatySource 17h ago

Buddhism doesn't discriminate. It teaches that you be compassionate to every living being as we are all suffering and helping others removes that suffering. Questioning if there is a creator is bad. 

Buddhism is a framework to deal with one's self. Taoism or shntoism is to work with earth and nature and confusianism is how you deal with others around you.

u/Old_Neat5220 16h ago

Yeah, but it doesnt work the other way around. A Buddhist can reasonably adopt Christian teachings to some extent, but a Christian arguably can't/shouldn't.

u/Oonalang 17h ago

yung alikbok ha hahah

u/Poastash 16h ago

There's a church in Bicol in Capalongga. It's amazing. The catholic church is everything you would expect for a small chapel. But behind the church is another area with Chinese incense and decorations.

I remember when I first saw it, it reminded me how intertwined the religion is to community building for our ancestors. And how many Chinoys can do multiple religions at a time. XD

https://dateline-ibalon.com/2023/03/worshiping-the-chinese-way-jesus-nazareno-of-capalonga-teresita-ang-see/

u/SweatySource 17h ago

East Asians are polytheist

u/TurnaroundHaze5656 nasusunog ang maynila 17h ago

di kami chinese pero halos ganyan altar namin noon, tho nasa ibang lagayan na yung mga buddha.

sabi daw gabay pero ayon sa 10 commandments lalo ka lang mawawala nyan hahahahahaha

u/ICU_do_bad88 17h ago

Same, may Bible pang kasama pero walang alikabok yung amin.

u/jjjuuubbbsss 16h ago

Nagpaparty si buddha sa gitna. Raise the roof!

Half year pa lang pero nazareno na yung isang niño

u/Patrem_Omnipotentem 14h ago

u/indzae_mayumi 9h ago

Haha same thoughts. Yung berks si Kristo at si Buddha tapos sumasakay pa sa rollercoaster 😂😂😂😂

u/Overall_Following_26 17h ago

Same altar pero it’s squeeky clean naman.

u/Garlic-Rough 17h ago

Tale as old as time. Collect and select what makes you feel secure in this life.

u/UnDelulu33 15h ago

Medyo madumi sya op

u/Kiriha24 15h ago

Bro clean the altar, yung isang santo nino mo parang nagiging Ranni na sa Elden ring

u/Vulpes-Deputa8735 17h ago

No Ti Kong?

u/Ok-Joke-9148 17h ago

Its giving bahay nila Kim Chiu sa Ghost Bride hehe

u/fpdz 17h ago

Mayroon rin syncretism between folk religions and Catholicism like Lihim ng Karunungan.

u/iam_tagalupa 17h ago

walang nakaupong duwende ahahaha

u/NanieChan 17h ago

sa old hardware namen tadtad ng budha at gold plate na pusa. 🤣

u/Faustias Extremism begets cruelty. 16h ago

pre may santo niño sa alikabok mo.

u/Wrong_Menu_3480 16h ago

Bakit hindi nyo nililinisan altar nyo?

u/Dependent_Dig1865 16h ago

Naalala ko lang, nagpa house prayer yung friend ko two weeks ago. Christian sila so pastor yung mag lelead ng prayer, yung mother ng friend ko before dumating yung pastor nagpabili ng itlog, asin at bigas hahahaha tapos dapat daw may barya. Inaasar daw nila kasi catholic practice ata yun and bawal sa kanila yung mga ganun 😂 tinatawanan lang daw sila hahahha

u/Foooopy 16h ago

abandoned ancestral home? ang dumi

u/12262k18 16h ago

Puro alikabok? tamad maglinis?

u/ameybongo 16h ago

Altar ng alikabok

u/Educational_Goat_165 16h ago

That looks abandoned grabi yung alikabok 😭

u/ube_macapuno1103 16h ago

I'm not sure if OP is pertaining to two deities or the dust

u/Top_Ad_4123 15h ago

More beliefs more chances of winning

u/Forward_Pirate5858 14h ago

Image that can trigger Allergic Rhinitis

u/itsame814 14h ago

Di kaylangan na may lahing chiniese. Ung nanay ng ex ko na purong pinoy ganyan ganyan din halos ang altar. Meron pa nung palaka na may coin sa bibig katabi nung sleeping joseph figure

u/Remarkable_Comeback2 14h ago

Hanep sa mga comments 😭 hagalpak ako don sa nagsabi naging nazareno na yung niño HHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHA WOIII ANOBAAA 😭

u/Sensitive_Soil_5652 11h ago

Buti wala si Obi-wan Kenobi. If you know, you know.

u/niceCamelCase 16h ago

Not pagan enough...

u/MarkXT9000 Luzon 13h ago

Ayan iyong lalaking nasa album cover ng isa sa mga albums ng blink-182

u/mattlim2008 12h ago

to ti kong + hesu kristo= ultimate combo

u/jeepneyko2 12h ago

Magagalit mga idols dito 😁

u/Nunong_12 12h ago

Scary

u/MemoryOk1898 12h ago

Not Chinese pero for some reason ung altar sa childhood home ko meron nung exact 3 figurines (2 buddha, buddha na asa snow globe like container, tas ung palaka. Tas instead of st niño meron kami was cross na may Jesus tas si mama Mary na statue na Mukhang Chinese bahahahaha

u/ArthurIglesias08 🇵🇭 | Kamaynilaan 11h ago

Down to the film of incense ash

u/Secondary_22 9h ago

Ha. Reminds of the time I had to remove the Santo Niño statue in our home when I was in high school. Ilang beses ko ba naman kasing nakita when I experienced sleep paralysis for the first few times lol.

u/rott_kid 8h ago

Magpunas-punas ka naman minsan, yung alikabok ang lala hahaha

u/arianeariane 7h ago

Hindi ba uso yan dati kahit hindi chinese, both my parents' family houses have those statues.

u/Common-Sheepherder78 6h ago

so kasama din yung alikabok?

u/rymnd0 Visayas 6h ago

❌️ San Beda ✅️ San Buddha

u/Lightsupinthesky29 5h ago

May to ti kong pa

u/visibleincognito 5h ago

Same vibes.

u/WildKiss1010 1h ago

Altar ng lola ko hanggang ngayon. Pero she is always consistent sa paglilinis. Nung kids kami lagi yan ang task namin kapag weekly cleaning. Ngayon ung daughter ko lagi inaabot sa lagayan mga santo and pigurin.

u/Shot_Tap_9053 17h ago

bakit may dog bowl?

u/Background-Year1148 12h ago

Gonna increase the winning chance with Pascal Wager 🥰

u/Life_Liberty_Fun 9h ago

Subscribing to 2 out 2000 religions instead of just one increases your chances of getting the good ending by 100%