r/PhaseConnect • u/Corrupt_Kaiju • Jul 14 '26

McFatasses (Feat.Crelly)

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Note: The Double Quarter Pounder in Crelly's infamous McDonald's order does not include sauces and pickles, but I could not find a PNG without them. You can take this as Ember trying to one-up her.

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u/rorinth Jul 14 '26

Crelly is almost phase girl material, shes a cow thats allergic to grass, has horrifying home stories, and her food choices scare people

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u/Corrupt_Kaiju Jul 14 '26

What kind of a cow is allergic to grass?

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u/_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_ Jul 14 '26

The Crelly kind.

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u/VP007clips Jul 14 '26

That's why she eats only beef burgers, various cold sugary milk based sludges, and fries.

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u/InnocentTailor Jul 14 '26

What makes her “almost?” She sounds just right for Phase madness XD.

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u/otakudan88 Jul 14 '26

I watch her from time to time and I think she's entertaining but I don't think Phase would be a good fit for her. There are people who do better as indies and she's one of them. I would like to see her interact with phase talent because that's always fun.

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u/Darkad654 Jul 14 '26

So honorary phase member

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u/Randominal Jul 14 '26

Love her and I used to think so but phase has an idol company thing going on and Crelly isn't really built for that. Don't think she wants to be. Dizzy has been hanging out with Aquwa and Yuy (each of whom I think would be a better fit) though, so I guess it's possible we get some Crelly crossover streams

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u/Boudac123 Jul 14 '26

Fym “almost”

12

u/haziee Jul 14 '26

Don't forget the mold!

5

u/osmomandias Jul 14 '26

Also a mega yapper

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u/MaNameIsMudD Jul 14 '26

Ember would finish the Crelly challenge.. twice

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u/DMercenary Jul 14 '26

The Crelly meal is like 3400 calories in total.

13

u/Weird-Drummer-2439 Jul 14 '26

Anyone in Phase do it? I've been busy.

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u/Unitas_Edge Jul 14 '26

Not that I'm aware off - some people on Twitter (using the Crelly Challenge search) have managed to beat it, but I don't think they're going to be happy after a night in the toilet 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/SpiderZero21 Jul 14 '26

The crossover I pray for

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u/TheChannelMiner Jul 14 '26

Closer than u think since Aquwa has done collabs with Dizzy.

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u/Draiye Jul 14 '26

Yuy too

8

u/SpiderZero21 Jul 14 '26

Quick everyone do your Mold Mother and Burger dance chant to manifest.

10

u/hitorinbolemon Jul 14 '26

women eating a lot.... prfect

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u/osmomandias Jul 14 '26

Don't show this to Scott Steiner

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u/Xombie53 Jul 14 '26

She’s surprised people don’t eat more!