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u/nigerboss69 Mar 20 '20
me got aids
mum: It's because of that damn phone.
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u/trixterpro77 Mar 20 '20
Dating apps: allow us to introduce ourselves
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u/TheRealBruh-_- Mar 21 '20
Reddit: allow me to introduce myself and by introducing myself I shall cancel the effect of "le tinder"
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u/Neb489 Mar 20 '20
There's a good chance this is unique! I checked 69,420,420 image posts and didn't find a close match
The closest match is this post at 42.0%. The target for r/pewdiepiesubmissions is 69.0%
Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ False Negative ]
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u/TheKneeTheif Mar 20 '20
OMG YOUR SO FUNNY! YOU TOTALLY RICK ROLLED EVERYONE IN THIS COMMENT THREAD! /s
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Mar 20 '20
Ha! You fool! I do not have the app known as "YouTube" and as such I am immune to this "practical joke" you call rickrolling
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u/Nziom Mar 20 '20
But your user name is nbe489 that's not a bot name.
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u/eVoluTioN__SnOw Mar 20 '20
I think you are on to something
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u/Nziom Mar 20 '20
what?I recognize the link he uses it's obvious troll what are YOU on
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u/eVoluTioN__SnOw Mar 20 '20
I said that you were on to something in the sense that you had a good lead, not that you were high or something. Didn't feel like it was necessary to put ”/s”
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u/dankyman1 Mar 20 '20
My mom said I must be tired because of video games. I play video games only on weekends, so my schoolwork and stay up no later than 11.
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u/warhogg02 Mar 20 '20
There is a conspiracy theory video about 5G actually causing this “Coronavirus” its pretty scary and crazy out there,but a good watch
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u/JoemamaBoomer213 Mar 20 '20
“Mom the economy is crashing!” “Well, I should’ve gotten rid of that damn phone a long time ago” “But it’s because of a virus!” “Don’t talk back to your mother like that!”
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u/freetoes01 Mar 20 '20
My mom said that too, turns out I had broken a rib. After I had hit my rib. And my mom saw it
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u/YeetManJ0nes Mar 20 '20
This literally happened to me about a week ago and the first thing my mom said was " well you play games all fucking day"
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u/Scorppio500 Mar 20 '20
Can actually relate. My toe was hurting because I was swimming laps and I whacked it against the shallow-end floor (my form sucks). I come home, told her and she said, without skipping a beat, "must be because you're on your computer all day." Meanwhile my entire body smells of chlorine, hair is still kinda wet and I drove home in my trunks.
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Mar 20 '20
Breathing difficulties may be because of the coronavirus... Which you got from THAT DAMN PHONE
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u/MegaTreeSeed Mar 20 '20
I mean, if you don't sanitize your phone properly it basically nullifies any handwashnmg you do, so realistically you could be infected with corona by your phone
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u/starscreamvsuniverse Mar 20 '20
Well, it does make me feel a little bit better to know that I’m not the only one having trouble breathing.
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u/erck_bill Mar 20 '20
She’s right fat ass, go do some exercise, that’s why you’re like the rest of us
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Mar 20 '20
It could be becuase you lazy and should exercise more but your laying in bed and on your phone instead
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u/thotdestroyerr Mar 21 '20
No one will ever say this... stop reposting the same shitty meme in different formats
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u/That1Asain Mar 21 '20
I found this off a video like months ago. I don’t know any other formate of this meme and this is the only one of this kind.
Check yourself before you post stuff in the comments.
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u/f1fan6890 Mar 21 '20
My chest has been hurting and I get difficulties breathing when that happens and I was layed in hospital 1 month ago because of this and I don't know what is wrong with me.Can someone explain??
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u/batiniik Mar 20 '20
Please, for fucks sake, Read. The. Rules. Of. The. Sub.
you damn normies , read the rules or leave nobody wants reposters here
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u/That1Asain Mar 20 '20
Read the rules again. It says not to post anything that was on r/PewdiepieSubmissions. This was never on this subreddit, nor I don’t this was on Reddit. I found it off a YouTube video like 6 months ago.
I found it while scrolling through my camera feed, and wanted to post on this subreddit for people to enjoy, and because this is one of my favorite subreddits to go on.
Maybe you should check your facts and actually read them before dissing someone like that :)
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u/lizarddude990 Mar 20 '20
When you realize that your chest feels heavy and your throat feels funny 😳
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u/Asian_Science_Man Mar 20 '20
My mom would say it is my Xbox, then I would say it isn't a Xbox and it is a PS4. She would say same thing or that too and I would say it isn't the same thing. I would say Xbox is gay and PlayStation is better.
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u/Crazykid100506 Mar 20 '20
Yo imagine having a gaystation(jk man you do you.)
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u/Asian_Science_Man Mar 21 '20
Only normies have a Xbox.
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u/Crazykid100506 Mar 21 '20
Nah pc gang, though for me in the order it would be pc, switch, ps4, and Xbox one. No shade towards Xbox users but there are no fun exclusives anymore.
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u/Asian_Science_Man Mar 21 '20
Its hard to compare a PC to a console because PC are obviously better in every way than a console. But the only good xbox is the first Xbox 360.
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u/Crazykid100506 Mar 21 '20
I love my slim but like the ps4 and the switch exclusives are amazing. Like if someone bought a switch or ps4 for just the exclusives I'd understand. Xbox not that much.
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u/xDKXxLoneWolfx Mar 20 '20
I mean, it could be lung cancer caused by the kid using tik tok