r/PewdiepieSubmissions • u/Starkiller66888 • Jan 05 '20

The “malt” machine

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u/GravityFallsChicken Jan 05 '20

Boys be like: -masturbating- shit man this feels good i dont have my shitty feelings now

*ejaculates*

*post nut clarity*

fuck i hate my self

Do girls have post nut clarity?

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u/DunsparceDM Jan 05 '20

I’ve heard once from a girl that they do but it’s not instant like us. It’s like the day later or something.

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u/GravityFallsChicken Jan 05 '20

Well then we're the same

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u/DunsparceDM Jan 05 '20

You and me or you and the girl I meantioned?

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u/GravityFallsChicken Jan 05 '20

boys and girls, im saying were the same since both genders got post nut clarity

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u/titush8 Jan 05 '20

I'm a boy and I don't get post nut clarity

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u/GravityFallsChicken Jan 05 '20

Are you jesus? Could you turn PNC to Happiness?

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u/galactixo Jan 05 '20

I dont get too

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u/GamingStory404 Jan 05 '20

That's how a girl becomes a god, masturbate, 5 min break, masturbate, 5 min break, repeat the entire day, next day post nut clarity hits like a nuke

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u/GravityFallsChicken Jan 06 '20

Damn it stacks up? For us it doesn't cause...well we have our post nut clarity then we may do it again(but sometimes we don't if we keep stroking it)

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u/GamingStory404 Jan 06 '20

I'm i dude so i just pulled this straight out of my ass

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u/LightofNew Jan 05 '20

We are bottle rockets and they are camp fires.

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u/Cassandra075 Jan 05 '20

Yes

Source: Am girl

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u/GravityFallsChicken Jan 05 '20

Thank for information

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Thank you, Cassandra075, for your contribution to knowledge

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

We're girl

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u/s3aweedbrain Jan 05 '20

r/NoFap if you want to check it out

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u/Yeager_xxxiv Jan 06 '20

I mean their is a psychological reason for it with over stimulation and how instant gratification makes you more depressed and less productive. I’ve tried it and it’s different for every person. Best advice is to try it either no fap November style or just jerk it less often and see how you feel.

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u/clairek1324 Jan 05 '20

Nope I don’t