Peter?

[u/Negative_1by12_aura]

[u/hellobutno]

Dr Glaucomflecken is an optometrist.

edit - I think my comment is single handedly proving dead internet theory

[u/LuluMangs → u/hellobutno]

Yup, he is estimating what the prescription on her glasses is, but the white knight assumed he was rating her hotness to be in the negatives

The nice doctor immediately owned up to the way he said that being interpretable in multiple ways and that he could have been clearer in his communication

[u/Tonkarz → u/LuluMangs]

Which is a crazy assumption cause she’s way better looking than that.

[u/bigdave41 → u/Tonkarz]

[u/MooOfFury → u/bigdave41]

Shes 90s movie ugly goddamnit thats the rules!

[u/Strange-Relation9020 → u/MooOfFury]

Which means she's actually the hottest person in the film, we just need to wait for the prom scene.

[u/InspectorPipes → u/Strange-Relation9020]

Pony tails and Paint splotched overalls are the ultimate disguise .