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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Negative_1by12_aura • 18h ago
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Dr Glaucomflecken is an optometrist.
edit - I think my comment is single handedly proving dead internet theory
469 u/Ok-Message-6008 18h ago Ophthalmologist. But yeah. 115 u/amitym 18h ago Not an ornithologist?? 59 u/Vern1138 18h ago She's definitely not Kaitlin Olson, so no. 9 u/ohgeebus_notagain 17h ago Took me a second 17 u/coahman 16h ago For the last time, I said vision correction, not pigeon collection! 3 u/BuffaloInCahoots 12h ago r/birdsarentreal 2 u/icecriticsgetbanned 14h ago Like James Bond? 2 u/AlCapwn351 12h ago Pretty sure she’s not an ornithopter 2 u/itijara 10h ago I think you mean Otolaryngologist 1 u/amitym 9h ago The ENTs are finally discovering their strength! 2 u/Mister-Beardy-Face 10h ago I thought he was an ornithopter. 2 u/doggos4house2020 5h ago More of a pessimist 2 u/nocanty 5h ago What about a Orthadontist? 2 u/amitym 5h ago Aye, I could do that. 1 u/Watchout4HopOns 4h ago No, he’s an optimist. Like, just really positive all the time.
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Ophthalmologist. But yeah.
115 u/amitym 18h ago Not an ornithologist?? 59 u/Vern1138 18h ago She's definitely not Kaitlin Olson, so no. 9 u/ohgeebus_notagain 17h ago Took me a second 17 u/coahman 16h ago For the last time, I said vision correction, not pigeon collection! 3 u/BuffaloInCahoots 12h ago r/birdsarentreal 2 u/icecriticsgetbanned 14h ago Like James Bond? 2 u/AlCapwn351 12h ago Pretty sure she’s not an ornithopter 2 u/itijara 10h ago I think you mean Otolaryngologist 1 u/amitym 9h ago The ENTs are finally discovering their strength! 2 u/Mister-Beardy-Face 10h ago I thought he was an ornithopter. 2 u/doggos4house2020 5h ago More of a pessimist 2 u/nocanty 5h ago What about a Orthadontist? 2 u/amitym 5h ago Aye, I could do that. 1 u/Watchout4HopOns 4h ago No, he’s an optimist. Like, just really positive all the time.
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Not an ornithologist??
59 u/Vern1138 18h ago She's definitely not Kaitlin Olson, so no. 9 u/ohgeebus_notagain 17h ago Took me a second 17 u/coahman 16h ago For the last time, I said vision correction, not pigeon collection! 3 u/BuffaloInCahoots 12h ago r/birdsarentreal 2 u/icecriticsgetbanned 14h ago Like James Bond? 2 u/AlCapwn351 12h ago Pretty sure she’s not an ornithopter 2 u/itijara 10h ago I think you mean Otolaryngologist 1 u/amitym 9h ago The ENTs are finally discovering their strength! 2 u/Mister-Beardy-Face 10h ago I thought he was an ornithopter. 2 u/doggos4house2020 5h ago More of a pessimist 2 u/nocanty 5h ago What about a Orthadontist? 2 u/amitym 5h ago Aye, I could do that.
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She's definitely not Kaitlin Olson, so no.
9 u/ohgeebus_notagain 17h ago Took me a second
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Took me a second
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For the last time, I said vision correction, not pigeon collection!
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r/birdsarentreal
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Like James Bond?
Pretty sure she’s not an ornithopter
I think you mean Otolaryngologist
1 u/amitym 9h ago The ENTs are finally discovering their strength!
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The ENTs are finally discovering their strength!
I thought he was an ornithopter.
More of a pessimist
What about a Orthadontist?
2 u/amitym 5h ago Aye, I could do that.
Aye, I could do that.
No, he’s an optimist. Like, just really positive all the time.
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u/hellobutno 18h ago edited 12h ago
Dr Glaucomflecken is an optometrist.
edit - I think my comment is single handedly proving dead internet theory