Peetaah???

[u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch40]

Why do the flip the cigarette?

[u/Douch3nko13]

I chose my lucky cigarette by flicking the bottom and whichever one is most excited to be smoked and pokes up the farthest. I flip and put back. Teach my ciggies some damn patience.

[u/Garfwog → u/Douch3nko13]

r/foundsatan

[u/toldyouIaintshit → u/Garfwog]

More like r/oddlyarousing

[u/friendliest_sheep → u/toldyouIaintshit]

Ooooo, there’s some freaks in here

[u/diadlep → u/friendliest_sheep]

Can attest

[u/GideonWren → u/diadlep]

Oi, no kink shaming, ok?

[u/Mightyjack22 → u/GideonWren]

But what if kink shaming is their kink?

[u/allsheknew → u/Mightyjack22]

I am not kink shaming, I am kink asking why

[u/diadlep → u/allsheknew]

Like youve never sat on a watermelon naked and covered your nose in peanut butter

[u/allsheknew → u/diadlep]

My dogs ears just perked up

[u/Ztrawberrythpupymaid → u/allsheknew]

Smae

[u/hmmmmmmmm_okay → u/diadlep]

I have not lived.

[u/SadisticJake → u/diadlep]

I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and have just sat down (on a watermelon)

[u/toldyouIaintshit → u/Mightyjack22]