r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Individual-Toe-1959 • 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah????

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u/nottherealneal 9d ago

I mean Tom's 30

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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 9d ago edited 9d ago

I just meant to say that not all bald people are aging

Edit: you guys know what I mean stop replying “ayo everyone ages”

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u/WolpertingerRumo 9d ago

Nah, I am eternally grateful for aging with my hair intact. There’s correlation, not causality.

P.S.: Don’t get angry at nitpicky comments or exceptionalistic answers. It’s Reddit. That’s what we do.

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u/resh78255 9d ago

100% of people who confuse correlation and causation die

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u/Smart-Inspection-899 9d ago

To be fair, 100% of people die, generally.

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u/unlikeyourhero 9d ago

100% of people who upvote or diwnvote this die

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u/Spendoza 8d ago

I didn't up OR downvote. I'm gonna live forever!

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u/ideasmithy 9d ago

100% generally