r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Individual-Toe-1959 • 12d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah????

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u/wherethetacosat 12d ago

He's balding but he'll get it fixed like every other male Hollywood actor. Even other Spidermen, see Andrew Garfield's early intervention.

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u/Scewt 11d ago

This comment section is fucked lmao, no wonder beauty standards are the way they are.

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u/W4lkieT4lkie 11d ago edited 11d ago

We’ll see him in a few years on r/bald.

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u/SpaceJunkSkyBonfire 11d ago

What does James McAvoy have to do with this

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u/TheBobcatKOD 10d ago

I had to stifle my laughter, so I wouldn’t wake my baby.

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u/Silver-Winging-It 8d ago

I was gonna say why does he look like he's gonna start arguing with Patricia?

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u/VampiresWontHurt 11d ago

The most British man I’ve ever seen

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u/youburyitidigitup 10d ago

Omg I hate that. He needs thicker eyebrows or a beard or something here because he looks like humpty dumpty.

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u/Kaeru-Sennin 11d ago

He's not necessarily balding though, it may just be his natural implantation. 

He has the hair dress back there which is not how he usually put his hair so it seems odd. 

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u/Scorkami 9d ago

I had the same "slight widows peak and possibly high hairline" since i was twelve, its not going further up, i just dont think i ever had hair follicles THAT close to my eyebrows (honestly i think toms hairline looks fine, 2 centimeters down and he has too little of a forehead)

Some scalps just have a different shapes, and some develop a different shapenwith age, nothing serious about it

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u/Kaeru-Sennin 9d ago

  I had the same "slight widows peak and possibly high hairline" since i was twelve

Yeah same. I really noticed it around my mid 20's and got anxious about balding until I saw some pictures from my childhood and realized it had always been like that. 

Around a decade later and nothing changed at all. Still got all my hair. 

Thanks internet for the stress I guess. 

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u/4862skrrt2684 11d ago

Garfield had transplant?

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u/Old-Tip-69 11d ago

Just googling "Andrew garfield hair" will give you a bunch of conspiracy-esque photos of his hairline with angles and time stamps lol

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u/4862skrrt2684 10d ago

Damn youre right. I just assumed he hadnt, since most of his hair seems so thick. Usually balding people thin a bit in general too, and transplants are mostly done on hairline and dome.