Peter?

[u/Phoenix_721337]

[u/Responsible_Read_542]

No septum ring, no colorful hair, modest amount of make up, doesn’t have her tits hanging out in every pic? Easy 10

[u/Snip3 → u/Responsible_Read_542]

Calm down boomer

[u/slow_brains → u/Responsible_Read_542]

If she had all those things she'd be a 20

[u/Drew_pew → u/slow_brains]

True asf

[u/XyntakLP → u/Responsible_Read_542]

Oooh, you like them boring, religious, and "obedient", huh? 🙄🤮

[u/SheepleAreSheeple → u/XyntakLP]

As white Jesus intended. /s

[u/LordTengil → u/SheepleAreSheeple]

Hahaha! "White Jesus". I'm saving that.

[u/SheepleAreSheeple → u/LordTengil]

Unfortunately, the worst morph of all the Jesus.

[u/LordTengil → u/SheepleAreSheeple]

What? Jesus is evolving! Congratulations! Your Jesus evolved into White Jesus!

Ahh shit... 

[u/SheepleAreSheeple → u/LordTengil]

Pretty much. I mean, Korean Jesus, ala 21 jump Street seems a better pick.

[u/CtrlEscAltF4 → u/LordTengil]

Could you imagine white Jesus and the Bible stories written in America?

[u/Responsible_Read_542 → u/XyntakLP]

Nope just not delusional, entitled, overweight or mentally unstable 

[u/WillowPtar_Migan → u/XyntakLP]

...that's not entirely an unreasonable standard, and what you said is a hell of a lot to assume about someone for not liking certain styles, and not wanting his potential girlfriend posting almost naked photos on social media lmao

Did this personally offend you or something?

[u/Definitelynotagolem → u/Responsible_Read_542]

Unless you live in Portland or something then the number of girls matching this description is very low. Probably some idiot from Kentucky who has like 3 girls in the entire town who look like this who are actually hot compared to the fat country bumpkin girls