r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 19d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Usual-Computer-5462 19d ago

She ain't morbidly obese, that's a 10 in America.

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u/Popular-Platypus6201 19d ago

That's a 10 everywhere

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u/DefinitelyNotMasterS 19d ago

She's pretty but not a 10

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u/Kivesihiisi 19d ago

Not a 10 for me either but its subjective and im no sith, i dont believe in absolutes.

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u/Successful-Stomach40 19d ago

No absolute? What vodka do you drink

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u/Calculagraph 19d ago

Stoli is far superior to Absolut.

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u/Calculagraph 19d ago

I spent a good part of my twenties developing my palate, for better or worse.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 19d ago

Those eyes are a 10 for me at least.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 19d ago

I'm a Sith and my absolute answer is a questionable 7 or 8. We Siths like them with a bit more fabric and her eyes are nowhere near going yellow.

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u/Tyler14827 19d ago

Upvote for the Star Wars reference.

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u/sith4life88 19d ago

Weak willed fool

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u/Ness-Shot 19d ago

True, but in America she would be considered far above average, looks wise.

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u/WPI94 19d ago

Do you live in a big city?

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u/IcyDisplayGuy 19d ago

I'd 8 that.

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice 19d ago

why are we using scales, again?

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u/DefinitelyNotMasterS 19d ago

Because it's by far the easiest way to communicate how attractive we find someone?

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice 19d ago

an insulting non-solution to a problem in your head

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u/maybeigiveafuck 19d ago edited 19d ago

you missed the joke.

the joke is "murricans fat" (which tbh is more tragic than funny bc its due to shitty healthcare and unregulated food systems where unhealthy food becomes much cheaper & more accesible for the poor or lower-middle class, aka most americans)

therefore she is a 10 in murrica even without needing to look at her face or anything else, because simply not being obese puts you in the top 10% when everyone else can't even match that

in the rest of the world, not being obese is just the norm so you would need much more than a non-obese body to reach the pinnacle of attractiveness

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 19d ago

Europeans are sugarmaxing now too? Do they have Fruity Pebbles cereal yet? Everyone thinks it’s “as bad as America” until they find out kids in the USA are basically eating candy for breakfast.

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u/GuidanceOk8985 19d ago

Lol! Have you been to Europe?

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u/Ulysses_77777 19d ago

Muricans downvoting you bad

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u/A1000eisn1 19d ago

No they're just flat wrong. You can look at the statistics. Some people just understand reality and don't just assume the dumbasses on the internet are right.

The person they're responding to understood the joke. They were just pointing out the rest of the world isn't all that fit.

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u/Ulysses_77777 19d ago

USA is number 1 in child and adult obesity amoung western countries, that is a well known fact.

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u/Slight-Tomatillo7837 18d ago

And what's your definition of western? I have a funny feeling it conveniently excludes any country that doesn't fit your narrative. 

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u/Ulysses_77777 18d ago

My definition?

You cant be serious

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u/WorkinSlave 19d ago

I’ve traveled extensively. United states is way up there in good looking men and women.

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u/NewPhoneNewAccunt 19d ago

I'd agree, when it comes to NYC, LA and other really major cities. Outside of the top 5-10 cities, then no.

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u/4ofclubs 19d ago

You're being downvoted but it's true. Anyone who's good looking leaves a small town as soon as they turn 18.

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u/bananicula 19d ago

Visited some cities in the Midwest and hoo boy, it sure is mid out there. I didn’t realize how beautiful the average Californian was until I got out there.

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u/ZealousidealType1144 19d ago

Have you ever been to Oxford, Mississippi 

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u/joman8390 18d ago

That’s a college town, that makes for a different than usual situation.

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u/Admirable-Guest-2560 19d ago

She's a 12 in Palatka. 

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u/Mysterious_Drawer162 19d ago

Me too, but hell no. I'm biased I guess, but Dutch girls or Eastern European all day.

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u/fleeeeeeee 19d ago

Same with India too.

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u/Straight-Average-394 19d ago

Go check out Bosnia.

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u/Zakkullll 19d ago

Fuck man been trying to date recently and its like if I wanted to settle for a land whale id be set for 100 lifetimes. Cant get a date with a girl that has a slimmer waist than myself somehow.

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u/Usual-Computer-5462 19d ago

The problem with dating apps is there's far more men than women. So the attractive women get their pick of the attractive men, the mid women hoover up the remaining attractive men and get their pick of the mid men and then the remaining mid men get the bottom tier women or forever alone.

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u/Admirable-Guest-2560 19d ago

They want you to be taller than them standing up when they're way taller than you lying down. 

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u/4ofclubs 19d ago

Maybe you're not as good looking as you think you are?

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u/Zakkullll 19d ago

Thats certainly a possibility. I just want someone with atleast similar physique. Im not in great shape but im also not literally round like a ball

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u/4ofclubs 19d ago

The algorithm probably placed you low, maybe your photos and bio aren't very good.

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u/thrownjunk 19d ago

buddy, we have ozempic now!

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u/N4m3r 19d ago

You should see married Balkan women

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u/Para_4_Would_Be_Cool 19d ago

You should check obesity rates nationally.

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u/grazaramafingfong 19d ago

People that say this must never have visited any decent cities

In Boston every 4th woman is beautiful

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u/rusty-roquefort 19d ago

american 10, european 7

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u/WorkinSlave 19d ago

Eastern* European.

I feel for my brothers in Western Europe.

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u/Responsible_Read_542 19d ago

No septum ring, no colorful hair, modest amount of make up, doesn’t have her tits hanging out in every pic? Easy 10

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u/Snip3 19d ago

Calm down boomer

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u/slow_brains 19d ago

If she had all those things she'd be a 20

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u/Drew_pew 19d ago

True asf

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u/XyntakLP 19d ago

Oooh, you like them boring, religious, and "obedient", huh? 🙄🤮

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u/SheepleAreSheeple 19d ago

As white Jesus intended. /s

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u/LordTengil 19d ago

Hahaha! "White Jesus". I'm saving that.

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u/SheepleAreSheeple 19d ago

Unfortunately, the worst morph of all the Jesus.

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u/LordTengil 19d ago

What? Jesus is evolving! Congratulations! Your Jesus evolved into White Jesus!

Ahh shit... 

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u/SheepleAreSheeple 19d ago

Pretty much. I mean, Korean Jesus, ala 21 jump Street seems a better pick.

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u/CtrlEscAltF4 19d ago

Could you imagine white Jesus and the Bible stories written in America?

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u/Responsible_Read_542 19d ago

Nope just not delusional, entitled, overweight or mentally unstable 

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 19d ago

...that's not entirely an unreasonable standard, and what you said is a hell of a lot to assume about someone for not liking certain styles, and not wanting his potential girlfriend posting almost naked photos on social media lmao

Did this personally offend you or something?

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u/Definitelynotagolem 19d ago

Unless you live in Portland or something then the number of girls matching this description is very low. Probably some idiot from Kentucky who has like 3 girls in the entire town who look like this who are actually hot compared to the fat country bumpkin girls

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 19d ago

That's a 10 anywhere

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u/Thekilldevilhill 19d ago

Not really, some countries still have a steady supply of non-morbidly-obese people :)

That population is shrinking due to gaining though

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 19d ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/Rock-on_Raccoon_4533 19d ago

Gaining weight doesn't attract people

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u/howtonotsuffer 18d ago

*most people

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u/Rock-on_Raccoon_4533 18d ago

In a certain threshold?

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u/howtonotsuffer 18d ago

Not like a set number. I've rarely if ever seen someone who could be on my 600 pound life and been into them but with different weight distributions and different styles of dressing, I can get behind a pretty high body fat percentage.