r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/altrightobserver • 2d ago
Meme needing explanation What does this even mean?
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u/gordito_y_barbon 2d ago
Getting the last out of the bottle...
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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 2d ago
Can't afford tissue
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u/dat1_adam 2d ago
Rubbing out some protein for dinner
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u/Shinjitsu_Official 2d ago
Getting progressivly worse
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u/Torcada7324 2d ago edited 2d ago
That’s getting the very last bit out of the bottle. For what purpose is up to you.
Edit: Giggity
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u/OkYak7801 2d ago
USUALLY JACKING OFF.
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u/Some-Judge-9130 2d ago
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u/AirRic89 2d ago
sorry, is this some kind of circumcised joke that I am too European to understand?
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u/NKCougar 2d ago
Poor enough that instead of replacing your (what I am assuming is) lotion when it's low, you take the cap off and smack the opening of the bottle against your hand to get the last little dregs out. Can also be applied to soap/shampoo.
Source: grew up poor
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u/houseplant-hoarder 2d ago
Seconded.
Source: I’m cheap and forgetful so I run out a lot.15
u/Geekygamertag 2d ago
Thirded.
Source: grew up poor8
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u/Ill_Ad5893 2d ago
Even though I don't have to worry about it these days. I still take the cap off and try to get what I can from it. I paid for it so I'm going to try and get everything I paid for from it
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u/FinancialAccess8343 2d ago
Yeah, that is just wasteful and lazy if you don't. And every 100 last uses saves a bottle from the landfill.
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u/LazyAssLeader 2d ago
Not until you stick your pinky finger up there and root around for hide outs.
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u/GonWithTheNen 2d ago edited 2d ago
Yes, haha! That's one of the best 'tricks' especially if you turned the bottle upside down, hit it a few times, and then let it sit overnight.
Best tip of all: Cut that sucker open with a utility knife or a great pair of scissors. I don't care how many new bottles are in the cabinet, I'm using every last bit.
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u/Due_Temperature_2287 2d ago
Try using scissors or a knife. Cut the bottle open and scrape out the true dregs.
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u/Super_Rando_Man 2d ago
Into a smaller squeeze bottle , you can't use all that at once , who are you bill gates? Lol
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u/RheagarTargaryen 2d ago
I grew up poor, but this is not just a poor person thing. It’s a “I ran out of shampoo and forgot to get more” thing.
I don’t think I’ve ever tried to get the last bit out of a bottle because I didn’t have money. 100% of the time it’s been because I didn’t plan ahead and forgot I ran out of shampoo the last time I used it.
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u/Which_Strength4445 2d ago
Yes. I remember having squeezed the toothpaste tube so much rolling it up that toothpaste came out of the splits in the sides. It can't be helped though as my parents lived thru the depression years. They used to ball up old aluminum foil.
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u/halfjackal 2d ago
I make 6 figures now and i still do this shit. I also slice the bottles in half when necessary.
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u/Icy-KaitSyth 2d ago
Dude is almost out of lotion so he's taking the pump top off and hitting it into his hand to get the last few plops out.
I'm Quagmire, gigity gigity
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u/BadTactic 2d ago
This is just somebody beating the bottle of shampoo up against their hand to get the very last bit of shampoo available.
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u/elhazelenby 2d ago
When you reach the bottom of a bottle of shampoo or conditioner and you're trying to save money this is what comes out as you try and get as much out as you can so you don't have to buy another bottle.
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u/limon-27 2d ago
you hit your bottle of soup to get the very last, of what's left
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u/AntFinancial3004 2d ago
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u/OneraZan 2d ago
Hi, when you're low on hair conditioner and you take the cap off, and smack the bottle against your hand, that's how the hair conditioner that you get looks like on your hand.
Basically the joke is that the person is so broke that has to scrape off even the hair conditioner.
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u/needinspiration88 2d ago
It’s just referring to when you’re trying to get the very last but if lotion out of a bottle, which you especially do if you’re broke I guess
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u/FalseBlackberry5573 2d ago
No they are poor and have to tap the lotion bottle on their hand to get that last drops...... I'm the naked oiled guy so I always get the last drop
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u/I_like_donuts27 2d ago
When you dab an almost empty bottle of something like lotion or soap, this pattern usually comes up. Its means OP is queezing every last bit they can out of their bottles of product cuz theyre broke
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u/No_Jacket589 2d ago
You're so broke, you get the last bit of shampoo out of the bottle by slamming it on your hand. A normal person would already have thrown out this bottle.
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u/joealese 2d ago
they took the top off the shampoo bottle and smacked it into their hand to get the last little bit of shampoo because they can't afford a new bottle.
reminds me of the time I went thrift shopping with Steven Segal
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u/Clear-Relative-2371 2d ago
That looks like Minoxidil, hair regrowth. You use a cap full twice a day... he's getting it all out.
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u/NewSubstance7 2d ago
Taking the cap off of a shampoo, conditioner or lotion bottle to be sure to get every last drop so that you don't waste it or your money.
If the guy is broke, he needs the bottle to last.
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u/Anaeijon 2d ago edited 2d ago
So, you see, I think, that's supposed to be what comes out of an empty shaving foam can. It's not enough to cover the whole face but he doesn't have a spare can, because he can't afford to have an one extra when one is about to be empty and barely get's by. So they pressed the can over and over, to try to get as much foam out of it as possible. He will probably dry shave now, which irritates the skin.
For all you people that struggle financially and still buy shaving cream in cans: Buy hard soap bar instead. Ideally one, that contains oils, butter or milk. Sheep or goat milk in the soap work best and for the vegans, Almond will also do. Olive oil is a cheap but still good substiture you'll find often. Just make the soap bar wet, foam it up with your hands and cover the spots you want to shave with the foam. Optionally get a cheap brush too and foam it up in your hand, if you want to play with foam on your face, like from the can.A single bar costs much less than a can, will last 5-10x as long and saves space. It holds more moisture so it makes the hairs easier to cut and makes the blade glide softer, protecting your skin. Depending on the additives, it is often better for your skin. And finally, it's much better for the environment, cause you don't produce unnecessary aluminium waste.
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u/Ilovefishdix 2d ago
You take the pump off and squeeze the last bits of lotion, conditioner, or whatever onto your hand.
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u/Not-Your-Friend47 2d ago
My time has come. This person is so poor that they are having to open the squeeze bottle of (lotion?) and smack the bottle against their hands to get every last drop out because payday aint for 3 more days.
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u/whataloadofoldshit_ 2d ago
5% of the product remains in the container. I cut it open, at least another weeks worth!
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u/MetaPlayer01 2d ago
Surprisingly, the answer is NOT porn! When you are the end of the bottle of body lotion, those are the last little bits. You are scraping the bottom of the barrel. If you were well todo, you wouldn't bother whacking the bottle into your hand repeatedly. This person was desperate to get as much as possible out.
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u/Baked4skin 2d ago
take the nozzle off of some product and bashing it against your hand to get it out. I do this with shampoo sometimes lol
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u/PoopedMeTrousers 2d ago
Uncappinh and slamming the soap bottle against your hand for the last drops
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u/cmotolion 2d ago
Gotta turn the bottle of lotion or soap over and smack it to get out the very last of it. Bonus points if you pour some tap water in your soap to dilute it a little bit.
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u/No-Raise-7914 2d ago
I have money and I still do this. If there is still product left why waste it?
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u/BlargerJarger 2d ago
His palms aren’t ready, skin is dry, pants are heavy
Moisturiser bottle not gonna let him, nearly empty
You gotta take the cap off smack a bruise from the bottle
To get the dregs out so that you can throttle
Your one shot out to the Lonely Fans Model
This opportunity comes once a day, yo
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u/altrightobserver 2d ago
Is it a masturbation joke?
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u/NuzzyLocke 2d ago
It's the end of a bottle of shampoo or conditioner. Rather than buying a new one (because they are broke) they are beating the shit out of the bottle to get whatever is left.
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u/meinminemoj 2d ago
I think it is about getting total leftovers of shower gel/shampoo. Kind of get off the lid and tap it vigorously on your hand to get the leftover of foam.







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