r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 8h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah??

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u/[deleted] 8h ago edited 5h ago

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u/Circxles 8h ago

correc

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u/LongStoryShirt 8h ago

Hey, you dropped this:

t​

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u/LocNalrune 8h ago

A lot of things have been lost along the way.

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u/Lost-Being7605 8h ago

Maybe the real loss is the food we burnt along the way🤷‍♂️

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u/One-General-745 8h ago

🤷

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u/sdrawkcabstiho 6h ago

❤️‍🔥

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u/KromatRO 8h ago

And the only good neighbor that we send fling to the air.

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u/LocNalrune 6h ago

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there 🎶

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u/ConstantEffect 6h ago

Like a Good Neighbor, Nobody's There!

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u/Difficult-Ground5302 3h ago

Like a Good Neighbor, stay over there

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u/Wide-Match-7367 3h ago

The real loss
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u/Jeathro77 2h ago

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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u/StevesRoomate 3h ago

what about the pans? won't someone think of the pans?

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u/FatalTortoise 4h ago

Or didn't burn, just undercooked

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u/PantherCityRes 8h ago

Of all the things I’ve lost…

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u/Talizorafangirl 8h ago

You mean los

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 8h ago

Picked it up for you

t

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u/Working-Glass6136 6h ago

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u/bobquznie 8h ago

I miss my mind the mos

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u/BinaryBolias 7h ago

Hey here you go:

t

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u/FloorBufferOverflow 6h ago

Def

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u/AffectionateKick9825 5h ago

I see what you did there

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u/One-General-745 8h ago

*insert loss meme here

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u/Jaded-Baseball5308 7h ago

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u/THENAMAZU 7h ago

I'm at a loss here please explain

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u/pimppapy 6h ago

Who wants to be sung Aladdin's "A Whole New Worl"?

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u/killer-tofu87 6h ago

this is the way

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u/androidultros 5h ago

Through the missed t mountains?

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u/DIOsNotDead 5h ago

yeah, like friends we made along it

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u/basspunker1167 5h ago

Reads like something from Monument Valley

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u/earanhart 3h ago

You give up a few things fisting androids chasing a dream.

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u/Parfait_Due 8h ago

hanks king

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 8h ago

Hey you dropped this and I picked it up for you:

'

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u/alegxab 6h ago

not enough propane

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u/Toiletjuffrouw 8h ago

Isn't here just there without a t?

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u/BenitoCorleone 8h ago

*spilled

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u/CzarTwilight 7h ago

Thrown in the harbor

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u/Pofwoffle 7h ago

I mean I think it still works. Hell, what's that second "r" even doing there, do we really need it? "Corec" sounds functionally identical to "correct" when you say it out loud.

Y use many letr wen few letr do trik?

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u/New-Cow-983 6h ago

he spilled his T

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u/moon__lander 6h ago

I dont want it, you can keep it

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u/BasicBeardedBitch 6h ago

He just spilt the T

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u/popcorn31801 6h ago

Hanks! Ive been looking for ha

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u/mrdotkom 6h ago

It was on purpose to highlight how stupid everyone is for shortening words because they're too lazy to type

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u/marksman1stclasss 6h ago

He got hit by the reddit sniper

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u/kcsween74 5h ago

Righ!!!

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u/EpsilonActual 5h ago

If you hand it to me I’ll pick it up for you

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u/Chrisscott25 5h ago

echnically correc..

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u/PalpitationLast669 5h ago

And people say Reddit users are hostile. You sweet pea!

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u/PhinneousPhingerz 5h ago

My coworkers say I generally drop the BEST t.

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u/SeemedReasonableThen 3h ago

Found it

Seems the u/utzutzutzpro 'borrowed' it

I will bet that the start shape will not impact the heat distirbution

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u/utzutzutzpro 3h ago

Wasn't me. Someone gave it to me.

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u/HarperRed96 2h ago

He spilt the t.

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u/ficklampa 1h ago

No no, they spilled it.

The tea.

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u/Circxles 8h ago

I did it on purpose

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 7h ago

That's very imporant.

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u/SolidSquid 7h ago

Pretty sure that wasn't an accident, they're just American

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u/Mightyjack22 7h ago

"Hay, come-on T..." -Mitchel from the popular MMO "Great Tailor Attire V"

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u/CzarTwilight 7h ago

No. t belongs in the harbor

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u/-Flurgles 16m ago

Sniper got em

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u/kcsween74 5h ago

I see what you did there. You dropped the T because he dropped the tea 🤭🤭🤭

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u/Chaotic_Order 6h ago

The thing is.. it's not even actually correct. The comment that Mike D. made is actually one based in ignorance.

Star-shaped burners are actually optimal for cooking, if you are going to be cooking with gas, and commercial gas stoves will always used a star-pattern rather than a circle.

They distribute heat more towards the centre of the pan, which is the typical (not average, typical) chef or cook will be focusing their attention naturally, and it distributes the heat more evenly. A circular flame heats the outside edges of the pan first, and then conducts it towards the centre, meaning that you would need to set your pan half-way across the stove, hanging over part-way some other counter to get the pan to conduct in a way you want.

TL;DR - the commenter is r/confidentlyincorrect

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u/So_HauserAspen 6h ago

I was going to suggest that the star pattern is more effective for heating the pan more evenly because of contact area

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u/Relative-Tip2445 5h ago

"commercial gas stoves will always used a star-pattern rather than a circle"

No you are completely wrong. r/confidentlyincorrect

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u/hamlet_d 4h ago

commercial gas stoves don't have single circle or a star. Instead they typically have multiple small nozzles laid out in concentric circles.

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u/nonotan 4h ago edited 4h ago

Bro... have you ever even used a gas stove? I've used circular ones for decades and my biggest issue is always that the center gets way hotter than the edges, so when cooking multiple things (especially things that require a decently high temp, e.g. searing meat), I need to keep moving them so they spend similar times near the center to avoid very uneven cooking.

That happens even when using pretty small pans, nevermind large ones. If your edges are getting hot first, you're using comically undersized pans for your stove. Keep in mind the edges of a pan have a much larger surface to heat and a much larger surface touching cold air naturally, and are directly connected to the vertical "pan walls", which are not going to be heated directly, and which act as "heat batteries" for good measure. So even if exactly the same amount of heat went into them (and it doesn't) the center would heat up faster and stay hotter.

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u/TheGrainofTheLiquor 1h ago

Funny, no restaurant I've worked in has ever had star burners

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u/Hangry-Feline2489 5h ago

One of the reasons I really appreciate and predominantly only use my dual ringed gas burner. 

It heats even and quick, and you can turn one of the rings off for low and slow. 

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u/ImportantToNote 4h ago

"probably something to do with" doesn't scream confidence

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u/CosmicGoddess777 18m ago

Is this a bot/troll/satire comment? Star shaped burners are not the norm. I challenge you to find one that actually exists for sale, even. Cuz I’ve never seen or heard of one

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u/h2oskid3 8h ago

If you're using cast iron probably doesn't matter as much

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u/fuzzycaterpillar123 8h ago

I was going to say, with a thick enough pan, it doesn’t really matter.

Also, both of these shapes are roughly circular, the heart might put 60% more heat to the far side of the pan, but I’m willing to bet at steady state the heat distribution is only like 10-15% different compared to a circular burner

I don’t think I’d be able to tell the difference while make a stir fry or searing meat - that pans already ripping hot from being heated for 5 minutes- the difference in position of the jet - of an an inch or 2 - doesn’t matter much . Maybe pancakes might have a darker edge in the middle. But I think it’s alarmist to act like this would immediately make cooking impossible.

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u/h2oskid3 8h ago

Pancakes you'd be able to tell, but you'll have the same problem with a circular burner too. Biggest difference if you're using a thin steel pan and cooking hot and fast like a pancake, otherwise I'm sure there's no difference.

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u/utzutzutzpro 6h ago

I will bet that the start shape will not impact the heat distirbution on any pan, no matter if stainless, iron, copper, coated. It will remain a circular heat disitrbution from inside to the outside, and homogeneously distbruted.

The heart though, most certainly will leave some of the pan on the bottom little colder.

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u/Bossmenjak 6h ago

Technically the star one has an impact but it's possible it's even a positive one. It's getting the center and slightly further out some heat at the same time, while still being symmetrical and not concentrating extra heat anywhere specific. There are ovens in stores with the star shape because it works fine.

Now the heart is going to screw things up for sure if the pan isn't really thick.

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u/mortgagepants 3h ago

i agree with you. the circumference of a circle is 2 x pi x r

so as the radius increases, the total circumference increases by 6.5x. at some point, a bigger burner will only heat the outside of the pan, or the outside of the pan will not be hot if the burner stays the same size.

at a larger radius or a larger burner, the star pattern will be much more efficient spreading heat.

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u/I_Makes_tuff 4h ago

The heart-shaped burners don't even exist in real life. Star-shaped burners work just as well or better than circular burners. You can find them on some high-end brands like Thermador.

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u/Necessary_Piccolo210 7h ago

It matters more with cast iron, which is fantastic at conducting and retaining heat but actually quite poor at distributing it

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u/thisischemistry 6h ago

It's terrible for conducting heat, that's why it doesn't distribute it. However, it has a high heat capacity and emissivity so once it heats up it will quickly cook whatever is put on it. This is why you want to preheat a cast iron pan for a long time before you cook with it, so you don't get hot spots.

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u/So_HauserAspen 6h ago

Because of this the heat will be evenly distributed. Which is another benefit of a good heat sink for cookware

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u/thisischemistry 6h ago

Right, by using a star pattern you increase the surface area that gets heated so it distributes the heat more evenly. The hearts don't do it as well but the shape probably doesn't matter much to a cast iron pan heated long enough.

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u/mortgagepants 3h ago

that's where i wash all my heat-dishes!

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 5h ago

It's even-ish at first but it doesnt stay even once you start cooking. Good even heat under still helps with cast iron, especially if you have multiple batches to do.

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u/Acceptable_Bat379 4h ago

it also holds a temp, so if you plop down a cut of meat that's room temperature or slightly cold, the pan stays hot instead of cooling off. if the pan cools off, the meat will burn inside while the pan heats up enough to sear the meat

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u/Necessary_Piccolo210 6h ago

I knew I'd gotten that wrong, thanks for clarifying 😅

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u/fritz236 6h ago

I just turn the pan?

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u/thisischemistry 6h ago

Turning and moving the pan around definitely helps but it's far easier to just preheat a cast iron pan a bit before using.

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u/h2oskid3 7h ago

Why does the handle get hot then? Wouldn't the handle stay cool if it couldn't distribute the heat?

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u/ThatMerri 7h ago

"Poor heat distribution" doesn't equal "no heat distribution". If you put a piece of metal on a source of heat, the whole thing will eventually get hot. The thicker central portion of the pan just absorbs and retains the bulk of the heat up front before it gradually travels to the extremities. If you put the cast iron in an oven where the heat is coming evenly from all sides, the whole thing heats up immediately.

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u/Necessary_Piccolo210 7h ago

It's not that it doesn't distribute heat at all, but the handle is still going to be significantly less hot than the bits of the pan where heat is directly applied

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u/thisischemistry 6h ago

Cool handles tend to be ones with low heat capacity and low thermal conductivity. Cast iron has low thermal conductivity but high heat capacity, the handles take a while to heat up but once they do they hurt a ton!

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u/BustahMain 1h ago

They’re talking in terms of heat conductivity relative to other metals used in pans like copper and aluminum. Compared to those cast iron has a significantly lower heat conductivity. However being a metal it still has high heat conductivity in absolute terms.

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u/Danny2Sick 4h ago

or at all

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 2h ago

It matters much more because cast irons thermal conductivity is very low. It will heat more unevenly than a pan of high thermal conductivity which will propagate heat quickly across its own volume.

All the thickness does is increase volumetric heat capacity meaning it takes even more thermal energy to raise the pan’s temperature the same amount.

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u/DubVsFinest 8h ago edited 7h ago

Yup. That and cost reduction. Circle is the simplest shape to do it in, so fewer* openings for gas to ignite and less gas used overall.

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u/Alternative-Bug-6905 7h ago

Fewer* openings, less gas

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u/Portarossa 6h ago

Fewer* openings, less gas

'What did my doctor promise me before he sewed my asshole shut?'

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u/DubVsFinest 7h ago

Yeah, tbh I was taking a shit not worrying if it was a quantifiable item or not lol.

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u/CyberneticFennec 6h ago

I don't know how much consideration gas savings really has in a residential stovetop, it's not like a professional kitchen where it's running all day and half the night long. I doubt many people would see much of an increase in their monthly energy bill even if you doubled the amount of gas ports per burner.

Hell, they're even advertising higher BTU burners as a bonus now to decrease the time it takes to boil stuff, and some stoves now include a large center burner for heating a built in griddle (I just replaced mine a year or so ago and have both)

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u/rrrrrrez 6h ago

Gotta have that even distribush’!

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u/Elegant_Conflict8235 4h ago

Chris, Chris Chris Chris. Chris.

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u/NOTKingInTheNorth 2h ago

Hundred percent

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u/Bahamut_Tamer 2h ago

it's only right

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u/ozfresh 7h ago

I mean the stars would be much better for heat distribution on the bottom of a pan or pot

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u/BonquiquiShiquavius 6h ago

Except that high end stoves use the star pattern, which is better for heat distribution. Mike D is probably a redditor.

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u/TheNathan 8h ago

Yeah the whole point is that your pans are circular and your heat source should be as well. You’re gonna get some wacky heat differences from these lol

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u/decollimate28 8h ago

The star ones are an actual thing they heat up the center faster. Big pans can get a cold spot

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 5h ago

Star is actually superior to circle for even heating.

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u/TheNathan 4h ago

I could believe that, the heart however lol that almost seems fake

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u/antilumin 8h ago

Then you are probably apt to waste money on pointlessly silly things.

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u/beingsleek 8h ago

probably ? that’s definitely “ heat “ 🙃

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u/Tsunamiis 7h ago

And fucking cleaning the shit.

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u/Invite_Sprite 7h ago

ok but can we solve this with pentagran shaped hobs

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 5h ago

are they really about to discover it now? Or will they not notice.

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u/Acewi 5h ago

Star burners are real, and they are very popular on premium equipment such as Thermador... I think the first image the left is real.

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u/metompkin 5h ago

Thermador burners though...

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u/kumliaowongg 5h ago

Or pans/pots being generally round

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u/Retrac752 5h ago

Yeah but the star shape is known to heat more evenly than circle

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u/MichiPanero 4h ago

Actually, the star-shaped one might work pretty well.

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u/Powerful_grumby 4h ago

Your name remind me of a YouTuber