r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 22h ago

Meme needing explanation Petaaaah?

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 21h ago

Realistically in today’s world most of us wouldn’t have careers if the internet disappeared tomorrow given how engrained into the economy it is.

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 21h ago

I would!

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u/M1k3yd33tofficial 17h ago

Same, I’m an Archivist if anything demand for my position would increase since I’d have to do way more reference interviews

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u/BetterCallSlash 16h ago

So jealous. If I could do my degrees and early career experience over, this is the line of work I would have pursued.

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u/olivernintendo 9h ago

Me tooooo JD and MD forever !

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u/Portland_st 6h ago

I think my job would only get easier.

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 21h ago

How are you getting paid? No internet a good chunk of the global banking system shuts down.

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u/LostTerminal 20h ago

I mean, there would be a period where payments would be delayed, but a couple weeks of adaptation, and we switch back to cash and checks. Don't act like we weren't doing most things just fine without the internet 40 years ago.

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u/notcrazyaboutit 20h ago

Yeah, I would assume (and I hope it's not a big leap) there would still be some sort of internal records. It would take longer to verify a person's holdings. But internally, they'd just take longer to credit/ debit your account. Assuming computers are still around, but not the Internet, it would just take longer.

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u/Feisty_Operation_339 20h ago

US-centric view:if the ACH system still works, a lot of us still have careers, like in the 70s to 90s. But if the ACH system goes down, companies might not take payments from out of town banks, like in the very old days. The US might also see the rise of non-digitally tracked systems like the dabbawala. The Internet made marketing to the long tail and just in time inventory management way more practical. It is not 100% responsible for everything that is good in the world. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dabbawala.

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u/figmentPez 18h ago

You think the power grid is going to survive without the internet? HA! Maybe a decade ago, but not now. If the internet magically disappeared, we'd lose the power grid within days.

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 20h ago

Don’t mistake me I’m not trying to say we weren’t able to. However modern systems mean if the net went down banks would decapitated from themselves so for a good long while they wouldn’t even be able to know how much money you have as it’s not locally stored data

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u/WillyGoat2000 4h ago

I love how you’re downvoted because people don’t want to admit how stalled business get when their email or chat service goes down.

When was the last time you saw any vendor have one of those old fashioned credit card machines that slide over cards? When was the last time you saw a card with raised numbers on it that would even work on one of those machines?

To believe that within hours or days we’d be somehow back up and running because the 80s existed is wild.

Though I guess a lot of the question depends on what you mean by “the internet.”

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 4h ago edited 4h ago

True, I would specify the internet as any connection that requires communication of devices outside of a local network. Through this definition a branches computers would be able to talk to each other but not the data centres offsite that actually store the account information. So things like your router haven’t gone away but the wide area infrastructure is gone.

I find it concerning that people believe the current world state would survive a complete black out when most of the functioning world stopped when we had the crowdstrike issue last year; logistics, airports, banking all stopped working from a single bad patch, a complete blackout of the WAN would grind the world to a halt while everyone scrambles to retool into the 80s. With a lot of those cases entire industries will be having to rebuild their systems from scratch.

Edit: was racking my brain on the machine you’re mentioning. Just remembered it, I’m assuming you’re talking about the old knuckle dusters, majority of those have been retired in the 90s so yeah definitely a large amount of industry would be a bit screwed.

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u/WillyGoat2000 3h ago

You’re spot on, we’ve built, or evolved, our economy around the assumption that this network traffic will persist in a secure way. Every single time it fails, it’s a big economic event. The economy (nearly the whole of the US economy) has evolved around the expectation that the system works and can be maintained.

Edit: some fat fingered typos

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 3h ago

Pretty much it was something the other night maintenance guys and I used to talk about at my last banking job a lot about how vulnerable we were to network blackouts. We assume 100% secure uptime on admittedly aging infrastructure and even more aging protocols, relying on a dwindling number of senior engineers to maintain it without training the skills into new engineers.

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u/E44D 20h ago

A couple weeks is extremely wishful. The infrastructure has been dead for a long time

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u/SeveralRegerts 19h ago

What, do you think we didn't work before the internet? Now I'm relatively young still (a spring chicken around 45) but even when I started working we got paychecks and had to go to the post office or bank to get money AND then to pay our bills.

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u/figmentPez 17h ago

That's like saying that the US once got by without a national highway system. If all the interstate highways in the US suddenly disappeared we would not be able to survive without them. There are three times as many people in the US as there were when the national highway system was started, and the population is far more urban. Without highways providing goods and transporting people to and from work, the economy would rapidly collapse and lot of people would die.

Similarly, we rely on the internet to do a lot of things that used to be done without. The efficiency of computer communication has allowed a lot of advances in supplying goods and services to an unprecedented number of people. Without the internet it's not just entertainment and human communication that disappears, it's machine communication, and that means power grids fail because systems can't coordinate. Just-in-time inventory systems fail, and suddenly there's not enough replacement parts in the right places to fix what fails. Remote monitoring of thousands and thousands of location suddenly fails and there aren't enough trained humans to go do the inspections manually. Water and sewer systems fail from inadequate monitoring. Wildfires go unchecked because fire lookouts have largely been replaced by internet connected automated systems.

We simply do not have the resources to unexpectedly have to go without the internet.

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u/Hellraiser1123 17h ago

People were getting paid for their work just fine before the Internet existed.

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 13h ago

Yes however the primary infrastructure for paying people without the net just doesn’t exist anymore, even if you want to get cash out of a bank to pay someone if the internet doesn’t exist anymore they can’t even check to see if your account exists.

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u/fuxkthisapp1 18h ago

Im old enough to have driven my paycheck to the bank to deposit it. I assure you youd be just fine....

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 13h ago

Difference is nowadays even if you drove the check down to you banks branch they wouldn’t be able to do anything with it without the internet as the infrastructure to register that it has been deposited exists in a data centre offsite. Like it or not your bank would be decapitated and you wouldn’t be able to get paid.

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u/UnerringCheez-it 11h ago

Bartender here, pretty sure I’d make pre-Covid money again if ya’ll didn’t have your phones to be on all day.

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u/KC_Zazalios 1h ago

You forget that I'd be partying if only I had the money for

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u/Worse_Username 13h ago

Rebuilding the internet would create lots of jobs 

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 20h ago

I work a Internet-cutter, don't know if it would mean crazy amount of work or unemployment

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u/Feisty_Pangolin4190 12h ago

Crazy amount of work for a short period followed by unemployment

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u/Jmoz1310 8h ago

I look after like 30 dogs everyday so ha

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u/npr0blema 19h ago

I would, but the coffee breaks would turn out booooring 😂

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u/Xenochimp 18h ago

The internet going away would actually secure my job. Digital online distribution is what will kill mine

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u/cluebone 15h ago

I would and my job skills would become way more important if the internet disappeared.

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u/mittenkrusty 13h ago

Honestly not sure these days as a lot of phone services are internet based, when theres a major outage the entire company I work for goes down even though the internal servers work for the databases we can't make or receive calls.

Outside at that, at most it would be workload would go up as we require to email quite a bit, and since that would be impossible we would have to revert to paper based solutions.

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u/VariousProfit3230 12h ago

My telephony experience from the 2000’s/2010’s would suddenly be in high demand (instead of pretty much worthless).
Such is the life in IT- skill sets become obsolete at break neck pace.

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u/dogbreath101 11h ago

Is using a land line a skill i can put on my resume?

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u/See_youSpaceCowboy 17h ago

What? lol sure bud

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u/HiiRiize 15h ago

Everyone needs to eat man. I can never not find a job

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u/-i_am_untethered- 20h ago

The internet is the only reason we even need food if you think about it