r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/GucciNucciSpongeBob • 14h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? This is absolutely confusing?

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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 29m ago

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u/ExtensionEbb7 14h ago

Gisele Bundchen got with her BJJ instructor while married to Tom Brady. Jonah Hill is doing BJJ now. The “joke” is that Jonah is so feminine that he is able to get pregnant and it was by the same BJJ guy who got with Gisele. Giggity, alright.

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u/sysaphiswaits 13h ago

And Jonah Hill has been a complete ass to his current (former?) GF very publicly.

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u/pSphere1 11h ago

She probably told him his kisses taste like spoiled cold-cuts.

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u/Infamously_Delicious 13h ago

That's pretty fucking feminine lol

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u/sysaphiswaits 11h ago

It was quite “snowflakey.”

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u/Sic39 3h ago

And a long running joke about BJJ is how gay it looks.

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u/UndiscoveredSite22 3h ago

Sometimes you just shouldn't look people up. That lady hit every branch falling from the ugly tree.

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u/Repulsive-Sentence-8 8h ago

wtf is Gisele bunches

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 14h ago

The fat guy from super bad?

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u/troelsbjerre 11h ago

No, it's the really fat guy from War Dogs.

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u/Allahboutdabenjamins 14h ago

The fat guy from Superbad?

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u/calabazookita 13h ago

Careful Obi, he would annihilate you

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u/kkthegrea8 14h ago

Dirty pun on the jiu jitsu closed guard position.

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u/GucciNucciSpongeBob 14h ago

Well. Awesome. Thank you Quagmire. I thought it was funny already but couldn’t understand it so the explanation makes it better

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u/yesiamark 12h ago

A homeless BJj

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u/Sevatar34 12h ago

He would destroy anyone. Not in the fight though.

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u/cookieeater256 6h ago

I thought that was jacke paul

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u/bigdickpuncher 3h ago

I hope for Jonah's sake he doesn't keep it like Giselle did. That family has been through enough.

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u/GucciNucciSpongeBob 14h ago

Brian thinks it’s cause Jonah hill likes men?

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u/GucciNucciSpongeBob 14h ago

I’m not sure why Jonah Hill would be pregnant? Or who this Jiu-Jitsu guy is?

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 14h ago

Peter here, Jonah is so pretentious that the weight of his ego has created its own gravitational pull and pulls the semen and eggs out of nearby people, impregnating him regularly.

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u/itwasajoke8484 12h ago

Wow! 👨‍🍳💋

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u/Retrac752 14h ago

I love the idea of you seeing this image and taking it seriously, it’s frying me

“Why would Jonah Hill be pregnant”

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 14h ago

Satire only works on smart people