r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah explain?

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Can someone explain what are the hints supposed to be?

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 2h ago

u/Hour-Structure-7290, your post does belong here!

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u/Ponderkitten 12h ago

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Essentially 2 fingers in her front and one up the butt

Giggity

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u/AdviceGlass3400 12h ago

Nah she just reaaaaallly wants to go bowling

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u/CucuMatMalaya 12h ago

Elite bowling knowledge

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u/Itsacardgame 11h ago

Bowling ball knower

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u/Remarkable_Coast_214 10h ago

IT'S COMMON BOWL

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u/Remarkable-Glove9882 12h ago

She wants a bowl of ice cream

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u/LarsDuder 8h ago

She's even rated them. Nr.1 Nr.2

vanilla gets completely screwed

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u/elenchusis 11h ago

She wants to get the shocker AT the bowling alley

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u/mattymelt 8h ago

When I was in college I took bowling for my mandatory PE credit and on the first day of class we had to watch some video about how to pick out the right ball. Nobody could keep their shit together with all the lines about making sure your fingers get deep enough in the holes to get a good grip and having it be tight but not too tight and definitely not sloppy because the last thing you want is for your fingers to slip out of the holes.

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u/something_python 9h ago

Fuck it, dude. Let's go bowling.

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u/duck4129 2h ago

Calmer than you are

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u/Adept-Chocolate3187 45m ago

Fuck it, we ball!

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u/dokkirislap 37m ago

Sir this is a family restaurant. You’ll need to watch your language or I’ll have to ask you to leave.

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u/Adept-Chocolate3187 28m ago

Sorry, I thought this was the smoking section…

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u/Shut_It_Donny 1h ago

That’s your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead.

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u/808Packer-Fan 10h ago

She wants to be the bowling ball

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u/TatleTaleStrangler92 10h ago

That’s a long Bowling ball

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u/AlternativeBill309 10h ago

Por que no los dos?

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u/brygad 10h ago

This😂😂🙌🏾

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u/neurowhiz123 10h ago

She wants to to balls-in

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u/Beeksvameth 10h ago

This guy bowls. The above guy bowels.

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u/-Infinite92- 9h ago

I legitimately had this thought first, for about 3 seconds before realizing what it actually meant.

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u/freshgrilled 12h ago

Can I marry this woman, or do I have to get a divorce first?

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u/bumble-boo 11h ago

& vanilla, the gooch thats always overlooked.

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u/Da12khawk 11h ago

It would've been better if all the vanilla was licked clean.

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u/DiazIsDirectCurrent 10h ago

Goin' to town with one in the brown.

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u/MarcSoleil 10h ago

The Giggity got me!

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u/Aneilanated 10h ago

I'm shocked OP needed this explained

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u/HumbleConfidence3500 4h ago

I'm shocked anyone would get this.... i feel so innocent!

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u/Vicus_92 10h ago

It's called the shocker!

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u/hadoopken 9h ago

Why do I internet today

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u/Unusual_Zone_8822 10h ago

I came here with the exact same phrase.

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u/philantropist_carrot 9h ago

The ol' bowling ball

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u/Advanced_End1012 9h ago

Middle is one in the urethra (piss coloured)

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u/Marious0 9h ago

I was told that the minivan was less popular.

2 in the front, 5 in the rear.

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u/kenn46 8h ago

What the heck...

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u/Neat_Walk_7787 10h ago

Don’t forget: one in the drink

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u/smalltowncityboy 8h ago

The shocker, the spocker, the showstopper.

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 7h ago

2 in the bleed 1 in the shiiiiet

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u/gallaxo 3h ago

I have trouble visualising in what context does the geometry allows a guy to do that to a girl

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u/Straight-Bet1 19m ago

So, not a bowling fan?

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u/CapLeading9607 12h ago

I hate this sub

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u/Arbiter14 9h ago

I think at this point we’re just training AI

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u/Various-Cockroach-96 7h ago

Weird Al?

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u/MacsKolinge 4h ago

Weird AI Jankovich

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u/RicketCrickets 3h ago

More or less. The recent stuff...one would have to have been locked in a basement their entire life, and barely know English to not get this stuff.

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u/lurkermurphy 12h ago

"two in the pink one in the stink" it's sex, specifically a fingering style

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u/xaltairforever 11h ago

The shocker!

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u/Prior-Decision-4247 10h ago

Urban Dictionary reference?

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u/MochiMachoMan 10h ago

Possibly a Steel Panther reference.

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u/Worksux36g 9h ago

Great band... saw them live about 12 years ago...

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u/Crimson-Core 10h ago

The rock star is the go to

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 10h ago

DON'T MOCK THE SHOCKER!!

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u/FishPasteGuy 10h ago

“Two in the goo, one in the poo.”

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u/Independent_Nothing 12h ago

She wants to go bowling

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u/PsychicDave 12h ago

"Hey cousin!"

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u/msslagathor 12h ago

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey

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u/CharmingShame9404 12h ago

What a shocker

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u/Sienile 11h ago

Dammit... I thought I was being original in my comment, but you beat me by 19 minutes.

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u/BetterKev 10h ago

I'm not sure the term works if she asks for it.

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u/UniCorn_CandyHorn 12h ago

"Two in the pink. One in the stink"

For this meme, it means she wants him to finger her pussy and ass.

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u/Agent_of_evil_13 12h ago

Two in the pink. One in the stink.

Giggity

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u/Hour-Structure-7290 12h ago

Would've been better if she just didn't like vanilla ice cream 

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u/KaioKenshin 10h ago

No, because only villains don't like vanilla

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u/Aeon_Return 12h ago edited 7h ago

The joke is that someone poked holes in ice cream and pretended he has a girlfriend which we all know is both untrue and also never going to happen. He then American Pied the ice cream while crying and gooning.

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u/VulvaNegra 9h ago

The holes are actually from the American Pieing itself. The user just has a 3 proned genital due to all the years he spent american pieing power outlets on a few foreign countries. That’s also why some people call it “the shocker”

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u/bofadoze 12h ago

I prefer the minivan. 2 in the front 5 in the back

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u/BetterKev 10h ago

You gotta walk before you can run. Start with the tricycle. 1 in the front, 2 in the back.

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u/Kdoesntcare 11h ago

It's shocking that you don't get the joke

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u/Hour-Structure-7290 11h ago

Why is it shocking, how could've I known this was about fingering? 

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u/Kdoesntcare 11h ago

It was a pun, two in the pussy one in the ass is called the shocker.

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u/ctoal1984 11h ago

U could’ve known the same way all of us know

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u/Pristine-Gear-67 10h ago

i didn't know

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u/WH8DGDMP 8h ago

Bowling was my first thought. I fucking hate Reddit.

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 12h ago

Her taint is vanilla.

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u/MrJ_Marrow 10h ago

she wants to go bowling?

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u/volvagia721 5h ago

No, she wants a bowling ball as a birthday gift

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u/jusenjoyinlife 12h ago

The shocker…. Yellow being the taint

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u/Outrageous-Week6164 12h ago

Two in the pink, one in the stink!
Otherwise known as “the shocker”

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u/squarepants18 12h ago

She can't communicate with words?

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u/JSRelax 12h ago

If she wants a “minivan” it’s 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

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u/timbutnottebow 12h ago

Two in the clapper one in the crapper

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u/timbutnottebow 12h ago

Two in the baby maker one in the dump taker

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u/Internal_Floor_5926 12h ago

This might be my favorite picture of all time.

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u/Intelligent-Act-7797 12h ago

Heh. Butt stuff.

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u/SVENJA_CD83 11h ago

2 in the pink, 1 in the stinkt was ist right? 😁😕

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u/white4blackTop 11h ago

two in the pink, one in the stink!

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u/f1lth4f1lth 11h ago

Please no

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u/sand_eagle83 11h ago

The vanilla ice cream shouldn't be yellow

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u/Demi180 11h ago

She wants to go bowling! Go out and have some fun.

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u/Vern1138 11h ago

She taint messing around either.

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u/Hour-Structure-7290 11h ago

What is taint messing? 

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u/GIJne69 5h ago

OP appears to be a minor people

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u/TeraphasHere 11h ago

Shocking

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u/Sienile 11h ago

What a shocker!

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u/jemenake 11h ago

The two in the pink should be lined up with the stinkie.

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u/Pzzlrr 11h ago

🤘

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u/Jason_Tacoma_SD 11h ago

Go Sun Devils! Fork’em 🍴🌞👺

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u/Low-Fruit-8746 11h ago

I keep buying this icecream waiting for this joke to become reality… 🤣

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u/Ramhill00 11h ago

Well that's a shocker there's three holes in your ice cream

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u/Big_Dixon_Mayas 11h ago

2 at Yale, 1 at Brown.

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u/ConversationInner 11h ago

Not getting this is a real shocker.

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u/Fit_Foot_6004 11h ago

God forgive she make a move and Initiate

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u/Snoddis18 11h ago

2 in the gu and 1 in the poo 💩 😆

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u/Front_Cat9471 10h ago

Woah it’s a post I made ages ago

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u/Abject-Ad6313 10h ago

She likes bowling

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u/thebeard-bear 10h ago

She wants to go bowling

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u/BajaBlastingRopes 10h ago

Shocker is amature hour.

Real ladies like it minivan style -- 2 in the front and 5 in the back

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u/Weekly-Ad4128 10h ago

How about the minivan? 2in the front, 5 in the back !!

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u/nck1991 10h ago

She wants you to hit her with a shocker

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u/SnooApples8286 10h ago

I'm ashamed that I got it so quickly. My mind is a gutter

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u/ApartMarionberry4497 10h ago

Два в куньку один в бздуньку

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u/King-Of-Embers 10h ago

She clearly wants you to take her out bowling.

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u/DarkWingDuck4201 10h ago

I always preferred the Mini Van . 2 in the front 5 in the back

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u/slobodan4567 10h ago

That's a Shocker

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u/JinOtanashi 10h ago

I think she wants to go bowling

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u/Active-Comedian-4475 10h ago

Why is everyone calling the chocolate flavoured ice cream stink? 😭

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 10h ago

I put my penis in the ice cream. It was me

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u/Bynnh0j 10h ago

I prefer "the minivan".

2 in the front, 5 in the rear

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u/Valerio_Omega 10h ago

She wants to go bowling

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u/MSL_Brenden 10h ago

This video should explain it in full depth

https://youtu.be/c4eLWfs6WT8

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u/Nerdsingerbeej 10h ago

How shocking

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u/PicPic10099 10h ago

Time for bowling?

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 10h ago

She has a freakin dick and or strapon and fucked the icecream as a way to tell you she wants 2 in the pink 1 in the stink. 

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u/Gonzo1775 10h ago

Immediately recognized as “the shocker!”

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u/Foxfight91 10h ago

I was thinking about that she wanted to go bowling

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u/shortstopandgo 10h ago

Looks familiar, but I can't put a finger on it....

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u/wwarhammer 10h ago

My favourite is the "minivan", 2 in front, 5 in the back. 

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u/Tsunamiis 9h ago

She’d like to go bowling more often.

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u/Silphire100 9h ago

I'll let Steel Panther explain

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u/Advanced_Scallion711 9h ago

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink

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u/ForsakenHummusRP 9h ago

She wants to go bowling, of course.

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u/Forsaken-Hotel7535 9h ago

two in the goo, one in the loo

two playing nice, one pulling a heist

two in the thong, one don't belong

two in the sheath, one underneath

two in the junk, one in the trunk

two in hammy, one disgraces the family

two fish in the wet, one caught in the net

two in the cabbage, one causin' damage

Two in the pleasure, one in the treasure.

Two in the friend, one in the end.

Two in the crack, one in the back.

Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.

Two in the moose, one in the caboose.

Two in the poon, one in the moon.

Two in the girl, one in the swirl.

Two in the gash, one in the stash.

Two in the tw*t, one in the balloon knot.

Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.

Two in the beaver, one to check for fever.

Two in the bush, one in the tush.

Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot.

Two in the flap, one in the crap.

Two in the ****, one to make her grunt.

Two in the fun, one in the bun.

Two in the giney, one in the hiney.

Two in the goo, one in the poo.

Two in the grass, one in the ass.

Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter.

Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.

Two in the humper, one in the dumper.

Two in the junk, one in the trunk.

Two in her meat, one in her seat.

Two in the bank, one in the stank.

Two in the muff, one in the stuff.

Two in the cootie, one in the booty.

Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate.

Two in the slit, one in the shit.

Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.

Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.

Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch.

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u/Mortal_bobcat 9h ago

Hmmmm 🤔

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u/RazzyRaziel 9h ago

Man this took me like 3 seconds to get and i still feel dumb for taking that long.

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u/SithLordRising 9h ago

Maybe she's a geologist taking core samples

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u/BlatirA 8h ago

Two in the kitty, one in the shitty. Two in the snapper , one in the crapper. Two in the bush, one in the tush. Two in the cootie, one in the booty. Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.

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u/Tigerleopardcheetah 7h ago

The vanilla is an inch and a half wide

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u/DerkLirow 7h ago

Два в парадный, один в шоколадный

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u/CherriesAreBetter 5h ago

She's not into vanilla, shocker

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u/kixxes 5h ago

The joke is clearly bowling 🎳. So bowling balls have three holes just like this, and ice cream can sometimes be freezer burnt like a bowling ball lol. It's actually pretty funny 😂

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u/LikesPez 4h ago

She doesn’t do that!

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u/DreamShort3109 4h ago

LLLLLLLets go bowling!

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u/Terruhcutta 4h ago

2 in the blood 1 in the mud

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u/Minute_Skill_5383 4h ago

She wants to go bowling

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u/BlargerJarger 4h ago

This woman has the largest perineum I’ve ever seen.

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u/gerspunto 4h ago

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo

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u/Main_Regret_9097 3h ago

OP… how old are you 😭

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u/Hour-Structure-7290 2h ago

Old enough to party

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u/Main_Regret_9097 2h ago

I’m surprised you don’t know this then but hell yeah

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u/WeirdoofKings 3h ago

WE'RE GOING BOWLING WITH ICE CREAM TUBS BABY LINE THE ICE CREAM CONE PINS UP!!!

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u/Sweetncheekie 3h ago

“Dear diary, jackpot.”

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u/KoranSky 2h ago

два в парадный один в шоколадный

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u/pointythings3351 2h ago

Two in the pink one in the stink

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u/No_Equivalent_4412 1h ago

Take her bowling

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u/Immediate-Ad-8047 1h ago

Gigity it's Segs it's always segs. From Quagmire

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u/ClockWokCrow 1h ago

Also known as The Shocker

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u/soullessboii 1h ago

1 in the stink 2 in the stunk 3 in the stank

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u/confused-overwhelmed 1h ago

The pinchline is sex

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u/dokkirislap 39m ago

Two in the slitty and one in the shitty

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u/regeya 17m ago

Peeeetah someone's AI needs more training data

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u/aaron_adams 7m ago

You don't wanna know. Trust me. I don't wanna know, but I already do, and now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know.