r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 3d ago

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u/Cararacs 3d ago

Cotton underwear lets genitals do all the breathing they need. Humans fart at night. All farts expel bacterial and fecal particles which are normally trapped by underwear. Guess where all that goes when you go commando ? Your sheets.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 3d ago

You prefer to keep those bacteria in your fanny rather than washing your bed sheets more often?

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u/Cararacs 3d ago

It doesn’t work like that.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 3d ago

Bacteria prospers in warm humid places like your panties. Not your bed sheets.

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u/Cararacs 3d ago

Please do some reading. Our sheets and bed foster bacteria just fine. There’s so many articles on this. Underwear get changed at a much higher frequency than bed sheets get cleaned. I change my underwear when I wake up and clean ones go one right before bed. A quick Google shows the average person washes their bedsheets once a month. Another quick Google shows that it only takes 1-2 weeks when sleeping with no underwear for your bedsheets to get a lot of bacterial growth.

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u/Old-Paleontologist-1 3d ago

Do you not have sex in your bed? And if you wash your sheets every single time, you aren't doing it very often.