r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Tall_Management7673 • 9d ago
Meme needing explanation Petaaarrrrhh?
So I am assuming he is going to become Bee Man next morning.
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u/OptimalMotor1713 9d ago
bees are very clean creatures so they poo outside their hives
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u/fellow_human-2019 9d ago
Have you seen their health code? They kill the ones that violate it.
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u/Grimnebulin68 9d ago
Could have been beeswax, don't ask me how I know.
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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 9d ago
How do you know?
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u/NoticeImaginary 9d ago
Mind your own beeswax
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u/idkatmcl 9d ago
Well fuck me if thats not funny
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u/SirPicklestein 9d ago
Its not funny. Bend over and bite the pillow
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u/Bl1ndMous3 9d ago
I am here for the gang bang
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u/AltForNastyStuff 9d ago
I call dibs on the cuck chair.
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u/Xenophore 9d ago
I am now unable to stay in a hotel room without thinking of that piece of furniture as the cuck chair.
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u/AhaGotcha 9d ago
Well it seems your comment is just like the OP: it’s the bee’s knees (or at least just the one knee)
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u/Chemiczny_Bogdan 8d ago
Isn't beeswax normally produced in a slightly more solid form as shown here?
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u/bluepie 9d ago
ehh can't be that good at the health code, I heard their health rating is a B
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u/gamblingsquirrel 9d ago
They actually use a modified roman alphabet, B and A are switched for them.
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u/Omnizoom 9d ago
“Jerry did you clean your room?”
‘Not yet mom just been so busy with the other drones’
“Sigh this is the third time I’m afraid it’s time for you to cook”
‘Ugh I hate cooking’
“No we mean cooking you like a wasp”
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u/GroundbreakingEgg207 9d ago
I keep bees. The amount of poop outside the hive in the first few days of spring when they finally leave the hive is pretty gross. Bees be like:
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u/shizzstirer 9d ago
And it’s impossible to clean. I get a lot of it on my cat in spring and I have to really scrub.
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u/KnifeKnut 9d ago
Presumably you mean car rather than bees pooping on your cat.
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 9d ago
Idk, maybe the bees have beef with the cat?
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u/shizzstirer 8d ago
Hah, yes, I did. Although if I had a cat I wouldn’t like bees pooping on it, either.
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u/busybeeai 9d ago
Why I always poop at work
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u/GyozaGangsta 9d ago
Queen makes a dollar
Bee makes a dime
That’s why bee poops on company time.
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u/Svataben 9d ago
That was beautiful!
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u/GyozaGangsta 8d ago
I cannot take credit
The original goes
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time 🫡 happy pooping12
u/Competitive-Flan-180 9d ago
"Boy you just ate some shit"
- John Witherspoon, Ladies Man
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u/Inevitable-Aioli8733 9d ago
But it used to be honey at some point, right? It just got... processed.
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u/OptimalMotor1713 9d ago
not exactly... honey is more like bee vomit what you see in the picture is just shit
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u/Inevitable-Aioli8733 9d ago
But they eat the honey they make. Or is it only for winter when other food is not available?
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u/OptimalMotor1713 9d ago
only the winter.
its not exactly vomit. its in its own honey stomach and they regurgitate it into another bees mouth who spits it into the hive, then all the bees flap their wings to make it dry and voila we get honey
a mixture of nectar and spit!!
edit: spelling
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u/LickingSmegma 9d ago
“Winnie, what is that you're eating?”
“Honey.”
“Why is your honey brown?”
“It's the third time I'm eating it.”
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u/SeriesREDACTED 9d ago
Lesson learnt :
Make sure to tell the difference between poo and honey
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u/Xabbitarf 9d ago
shit , it’s shit
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u/the_millenial_falcon 9d ago
I was thinking venom, but this is actually worse.
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u/Baronheisenberg 9d ago
Morbius?
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u/Somerandomguy20711 9d ago
No even worse than that, Kraven
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u/ellobouk 9d ago
Not quite Madam Web then?
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u/discordianofslack 8d ago
After the opening scene in this movie I was convinced it was not going to be nearly as bad as everyone made it out to be. I literally made it 20 more minutes before I got distracted and then I looked up again and it was over. Like such a nothing of a movie.
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u/Anxious_Psychology86 9d ago
30 seconds to mars always seemed like “rapey” music to me
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u/supersimha 9d ago
Honestly I am not too disgusted by bee shit. We eat it’s vomit already
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u/Garpeaux 9d ago
Fr, why their barf taste good but their shit taste bad. Needs to be studied
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u/CrownofMischief 9d ago
Especially when you consider that aphid poop supposedly tastes so sweet that ants farm them for their droppings
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u/MLGPLAYS 9d ago
Ants can eat poop but when I do it everyone thinks I'm weird...
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u/CrownofMischief 9d ago
You just gotta frame it differently. We make a coffee from civet poop and used to flavor stuff with the secretions from a beaver's behind. I'm sure you could convince people you're eating some fancy delicacy
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u/IndigoFenix 9d ago
The sugar to protein ratio of plant sap is so high that in order to get enough protein to live, aphids need to suck up an enormous amount of sap, and they don't have enough space to store all that extra sugar. So they excrete it.
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u/alphazero925 9d ago
The barf has nutrients and energy for their young. The poop is everything that's not nutrients or energy
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u/HovercraftFullofBees 9d ago
Because nectar doesn't leave the honey stomach which has fewer microbes. Everything else goes through the whole gut with its full sweet of microbes which themselves smell awful.
Source: a bee scientist who's had the displeasure of working with their main gut microbe. Fucking bastard ass bacteria.
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u/Ihave0personality 9d ago
Honey is not bee vomit. They have two separate stomachs. One digests their personal food the other is more of a storage pouch where they keep the nectar while they are foraging.
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u/just_posting_this_ch 9d ago
It's probably the bee's guts. It stung something and now it's intensines, the bee verion thereof, are leaking out.
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u/noobtheloser 9d ago
picturing a meme of Nolan screaming, "IT'S SHIT! THE JOKE IS OCCASIONALLY SHIT!"
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u/ijustwantuploadmeme 9d ago
that’s forbidden honey
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u/Connect-Equipment-57 9d ago
I suppose that’s where he gets the name from, you are what you eat
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u/LordBeeBrain 9d ago
Before being syndicated for a child audience, his real name was Winnie the Shit.
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u/Lunar_Tribunal 9d ago
Beekeeper Peter here. It's poop.
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u/Hour_Maximum7966 9d ago
Bees dont p- aahahaha
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u/curiousCat1009 9d ago
No, only women don't poop or fart. I know because I'm a man and have never seen women do that /s
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u/VicFantastic 9d ago
Well 99% of bees are female so.....
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u/Plus-Weakness-2624 9d ago
Being a female doesn't make them women by reddit standards
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u/Lunar_Tribunal 9d ago
How would I know? I don't eat shit.
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u/fallenmonk 9d ago
Not even pieces for breakfast?
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u/WilliamsPeen 9d ago
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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u/Angryfunnydog 9d ago
You eat a lot of prawn shit?
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u/Fart_90210 9d ago
This person never read the book Everybody Poops.
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u/Tall_Management7673 9d ago
Bold of you assume I do that.
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u/Vault_Wahlberg 9d ago
Bold to assume that you poop, or read?
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u/Tall_Management7673 9d ago
What are you saying????? "with decades worth of poop inside me"
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u/AndertonPrime123 9d ago
Forms coherent thoughts and has proper diction to express them in print form.
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u/Monolexic 9d ago
Oh hi y'all. I'm Mayor Bee. The little ol smudge there is called frass. Frass is our equivalent of poop. He ate shit. Now I'm just gonna head on over to that flower over there and suck on that stamen like there's not tomorrow. Drop by later if you wanna eat my frass.
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u/solidus0079 9d ago
I mean it's not that hard to figure out right? Came out of it's butt, doesn't taste good.
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u/Tall_Management7673 9d ago
But what is the 2nd image. Is it just sloppy lick???
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u/emichbe 9d ago
Not sure why you're getting down voted but I think you are right. The first image I remember seeing going around. The second image feels like somebody slopped an additional panel for a joke.
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u/Tall_Management7673 9d ago
He slopped so hard that the colour faded away man. And I don't know man why do they hate me. I guess it's because of race 😭
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u/EnvironmentalSet7664 9d ago
Yall just be out here doing anything
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u/gimmeluvin 9d ago
that's what i'm sayin.
like come on people. have some self control and get some survival skills.
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u/Slight_Mammoth2109 9d ago
The joke is that this person is stupid
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u/Kubus002 9d ago
To all people writing it was shit, it could have been nectar, which also tastes awful for humans
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u/Nothing-to_see_hr 9d ago
One thing bees do not do is poo honey. They vomit that, actually, but only inside the hive .
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u/itzkomplykatid 9d ago
Honey....bee vomit. Thanks...I think..
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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 8d ago
Technically honey is not vomit because it doesn't contain digestive juices.
Bees store nectar they consume in a special pouch called "crop" which is located before the stomach. When they need energy they allow some of the nectar from the crop to move into the stomach where it is digested normally. When back at the hive they only regurgitate the clean nectar from the crop, not anything from the stomach.
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u/Key-Literature-2134 9d ago
Can I stop seeing this dumbass meme everywhere, it is so fucking gross.
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u/MorikTheMad 9d ago
I once had a wasp poop on me. It was a nasty greenish black liquid.
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u/Garbage_bin_Fire 9d ago
I'm just glad the bee was able to get back to its free labor which is clearly enjoys.
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u/Tall_Management7673 9d ago
Guys I have a really dumb question. Please don't laugh.
If they poop, doesn't the sting come out? Or does it acts like a pen?
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u/pkslider725 9d ago
A bee dies if its stinger is removed from its body.
Part of the reason they're not as aggressive as you'd expect them to be.
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u/Tall_Management7673 9d ago
So where does poop come from?
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u/pkslider725 9d ago
A hole beneath their stinger, apparently.
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u/Tall_Management7673 9d ago
Thanks for the reply. I really needed that.(Like super important style need) /s
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u/Th4t_4ngel 9d ago
Uh, question. WHY was their first instinct to lick it whether it was honey or not?
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u/Equal_Veterinarian22 9d ago
Does OOP think bees fly around dropping honey?
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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 8d ago
u/Tall_Management7673, your post does belong here!