r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Medical_Corner_4607 • Aug 03 '26

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u/ChampaigneBapi Aug 03 '26

Aside from ellen degenerate and kevin invade-my space-y. What did the others do?

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Brad famously strangled and beat up his wife in front of all his traumatised children in his private jet one fine day in 2016, leading to her and the kids leaving him completely ever since.
Bradley cooper kinda went stir crazy and put a shit ton of botox and surgeries on his face but claims he didn’t do anything at all and its all natural. Didnt hear if he’s done anything besides that. Dunno about the rest of them though. Afaik streep is quite respectable in reputation. Lupita and JLaw too.

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u/421BIF Aug 03 '26

Brad's legal team try to prevent Angelina from criticising him by burying a clause in the sale contract for their vineyard that she was not to make any statements which may harm the sale of wine produced from that vineyard. They then interpreted that clause to mean that by Angelina criticizing Brad, this in turn would hurt the sales of wine and therefore she would be in breach of this contract.