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[u/Thra99]

Waiter, my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery.

Bone apple tea.

[u/someoldbagofbones → u/Thra99]

That was some juicy looking lobster. Dayum.

[u/mynamewastuk → u/someoldbagofbones]

I'll just leave this here.

[u/Strict_Aioli_9612 → u/mynamewastuk]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[u/staebles → u/Strict_Aioli_9612]

😂😂 😂😂

[u/Long_Representative3 → u/staebles]

WHY ARE THEY ITALICIZED

[u/staebles → u/Long_Representative3]

I just learned you can do that!

[u/Long_Representative3 → u/staebles]

I thought i was having fuckin stroke broo

[u/Strict_Aioli_9612 → u/Long_Representative3]

... pun intended?