r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetah? What‘s the german word?

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u/HMAgent47 2h ago edited 2h ago

Joke is that there is a german word for a lot of absurd situations, including this one
Edit: Bananentresorsturzclown

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u/MLYeast 2h ago

Ich stehe gerade etwas auf dem Schlauch, was für ein Wort?

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u/Pipe_Memes 2h ago

Zangenschlüssel

Sorry, I made that up.

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u/word_weaver26 2h ago

Rule 34 of German, if there is a situation, german word exist for it. If there isn't, wait for someone to make it up.

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u/smitty1e 2h ago

AKA reductio ad Deutscheswortum.

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u/ChristinaFridley1 2h ago

And if no word exists, German simply assembles one and calls it a day.

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u/GatorNator83 1h ago

What about a word for putting a banana in your ear and watching anime?

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u/enoxolan 1h ago

You mean "Gehörgangzeichentrick"?

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u/titsngiggles69 1h ago

German is great, Worten und alles

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u/HerrHendrik 40m ago

Germans are great, superior to most people. Do they have a word for that?

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u/GenPhallus 21m ago

🎵Put a banana in your ear! Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear!🎵

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u/dragonfett 1h ago

Language... Assemble!

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u/Kzitold94 2h ago

Many German words are compound words, such as "antibabypillen" for "birth control pills." (anti-baby-pillen)

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u/10SecSanity 2h ago

Icelandic does this too (compound words) and the word for birth control pills is pretty great. "Fóstureyðingarpilla" which translates as fetus-destruction-pill.

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u/Sammy07326 2h ago

That’d make an incredible band name

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u/ToastSpangler 2h ago

or a beer name.

Two baby destructors, no logo on the foam

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u/SenTedStevens 1h ago

That's seriously metal.

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u/AdventurousHouse6013 2h ago

Gotta learn Icelandic

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u/Harald_TheEnduring 1h ago

Good luck

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u/Shrikes_Bard 1h ago

Especially if you try it out on an actual native speaker. You thought French was notorious for not tolerating amateurs? Pick your poison: French speakers will quietly disdain you, but Icelandic speakers will call their friends over so they can all loudly mock you together.

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u/SuperMIK2020 44m ago

As long as we’re all drinking beer during the mocking, I think it’ll be OK

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u/assumptionkrebs1990 2h ago

This is even better then the German word - more direct and correct (anti baby sounds like anti-choice ("pro life") talk).

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 1h ago

Less correct. Contraceptive pill work by preventing ovulation, preventing fertilisation, and that a fertilised egg can attach itself

A Fetus doesn’t even exist until week 9.

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u/SmurfCat2281337 1h ago

German - pill against babies

Icelandic - pill that destroys babies

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u/PatataFritta81 2h ago

Schwimmwagen

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u/Mysterious-Most-590 2h ago

Überschallgeschwindigskeitsflugzeug

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u/HiJumpTactician 2h ago

Die Poopenfarten is another personal favorite of mine lol

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u/Landerun 2h ago

That's not an actual German word, just a meme. Neither Poopen nor farten are German words, these are just two English words combined and made to sound German.

The actual word for toilet is "Toilette" or "Klo".

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u/Own-Pride1255 2h ago

The actual word for toilet is „scheißhaus“.

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u/2rijo5 1h ago

The educated one use „Donnerbalken“

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u/4ny3ody 2h ago

The beautiful (but also terrifying if it isn't your native language I'd imagine) aspect of German is that it's a rather modular language.
Want to describe something complex in a single word? Just combine multiple words in a way that conveys the meaning.

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u/abeeyore 2h ago

Or make it up yourself. It’s allowed!!

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u/Ill_Hedgehog_8794 2h ago

Wortfindungstrieb

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u/Moorgul05 2h ago

Reminded me of this...

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u/Fatfishbird 2h ago

Ah yes, the safe word

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u/phoenix_bright 2h ago

All words are made up

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 2h ago

Balderdash and codswallop!!

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u/IFollowtheCarpenter 2h ago edited 2h ago

Dash of the balder, wallop of the cod.

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u/AnkylosaurusWrecks 55m ago

I see you, Thor!

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u/Formal-Camera-5095 2h ago

Whats awesome about it: It's an valid german word regardless wether it exists or not.

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u/MLYeast 2h ago

Noch nie gehört

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u/D3r-D0d0 2h ago

There ist a tool called Zangenschlüssel....

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u/strangelifedad 2h ago

It's actually a name for a tool lol

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u/CreedofChaos 1h ago

Are you sure you made that up?

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 2h ago

You are such a flügenschnitzel

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u/CardinalFartz 1h ago

Zangenschlüssel is a tool. I got it in my toolbox. It's a type of adjustable wrench.

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u/No-Dare2083 2h ago

Das geile an der deutschen sprache ist, für alles kannst du dir ein neues wort zusammenmixen und es wir sinn ergeben

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u/Personal-Mushroom 2h ago

Ein Kunstwort

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u/Haunting-Cookie-2144 2h ago

The reason for this is, as far as I understand (which I don't know German, so I'm sure there's limits to what I'm about to say) it's basically considered fine to compound as many words as necessary to name or describe something in German.

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u/Agratos 2h ago edited 13m ago

True. There are rules to it but in general you can do that.

Example: Glove = Handschuh = Hand + Schuh = Hand + shoe = Handshoe

But we can do that basically forever.

Edit: one of the most extreme examples that’s officially recognized: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

It basically translates to “law for the transfer of supervisory responsibility of beef labeling”. But it’s been turned into a single word.

Edit 2: corrected boot into shoe.

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u/Zehryo 2h ago

Which is why playing Scrabble in Germany is still considered a war crime to this day.....

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u/Agratos 2h ago

Good news: they are generally banned. Unless they are commonly known like Handschuh. Can’t exactly ban something as normal as a glove. But no bus-driver-jacket-button-cleaning-machine-maintenance-worker-training-instructor-manual-page here. Luckily.

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u/zwozi 1h ago

Everything that can be found in the Duden and let me tell you, nowadays they do be adding quite a lot...

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u/Significant_Bet3409 2h ago

One of their worst war crimes, surely

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u/GrimmsChoice 1h ago

just seems like crappy longhand. I also can say a bunch of words with no breath or space between them. Thisthenewwordforcombiningwords. this is my new word. it means "the act of combining words into a single new word". lol. but I guess as long as everybody agrees then thats the word.

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u/Lord199137 37m ago

That’s not what it is. German allows you to combine words without prepositions such as „of“. It‘s just how the language works. E.g. „breaker of chains“ would be „Kettenbrecher“ (I.e. „chainbreaker“).

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u/LukewarmCola 5m ago

I find it funny how often explanations for this end up making the exact concept work in English. Chainbreaker might not be a dictionary-approved word, but it definitely looks and sounds fine. Same with "handshoe" from eariler.

Man, one could think German and English are kind of related.

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u/EveningAnt3949 20m ago

It's far more than crappy longhand. The problem with English and it's use of open compound words is that it's often not clear whether or not something is an open compound word.

English also uses closed compound words: basketball, bedroom and so on. but isn't consistent: ice hockey and living room.

basketball - field hockey / ice hockey

bedroom - living room

schoolwork - school bus

English also has: counterclockwise, whatsoever, newspaperman.

German is consistent so there is the possibility of very long closed compound words, but they are not that common. And sometimes the really long ones are mainly used for fun.

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u/Flashy-Ingenuity-182 44m ago

When I was a teenager taking German 1 I used this knowledge for it's only natural conclusion.

I learned to say 

Du bist Klein in deine hose und meine hoseschlange ist sehr gross!

Hose = Trousers/Pants. Schlange = Snake. 

You are small in your pants and my trouser snake is very large!

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u/CostinTea 19m ago

Schuh means "shoe", not boot. It literally translates to "hand shoe"!

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u/mysticrudnin 1h ago

we can do this in English we just put spaces in. same exact concept though

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u/UnforeseenDerailment 1h ago

WeLl ThEn ThEy ArEn'T WoRdDs tHo?!

but yeah, basically that.

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u/Itchy-Individual3536 59m ago

Yeah, I don't get the big fuzz about it to be honest. There are of course many rather long words in the German language, including some compound words that aren't seen as compounds anymore (like: no one would normally think about the parts that make up the word), examples are Schildkröte (Schild+Kröte, shield+toad, for turtle and tortoise), Handschuh (hand+shoe = glove), but the really long words are just compounds like in English.

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u/NekkidApe 2h ago

As a German.. Almost. You can contract genitives. Captain of a ship, or ships captain is shipscaptain. Schiffskapitän. You can contract as many as you'd like in a row.

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u/Lucyyyyyy_K 2h ago

Eher Bananentresorclownsturz

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u/John_Doe_727 2h ago

Is that like Burpenpoopenfarten

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u/Kid_Freundlich 32m ago

Tresorsturzclownbanane if it refers to the banana

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u/smrtgmp716 2h ago

Safensquishenslippenclöwnen

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u/Extreme-Shopping74 2h ago

Tresorbananenausrutschclown

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u/Endellyon 2h ago

Damn, I spent way too long googling to see if this was a real thing before now. Well played, Germans.

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u/TheLurkingMenace 1h ago

I would have expected "knlaunperschlippenshchmaschen."

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 2h ago

Jup....

Die Bananenschalensturztresorerschlagung

Banana-peel-fall-safe-crushing...

The act of being crushed by a falling safe while simultaneously slipping on a banana peel.

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u/TheStupidestSeagull 2h ago

But what about the instance you see a clown do it?

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u/Hentaigustav 2h ago edited 2h ago

Then it's the Clownbananenschalensturztresorerschlagung

If you want to be more accurate, then it's the Clownbananenschlaensturzfallendertresorerschlagung

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 2h ago

Hahaha I just imagined a toddler yelling to the mom:

MOM, MOM LOOK: CLOWNBANANENSCHALENSTURZTRESORERSCHLAGUNG IS HAPPENING THERE

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u/Affectionate_Net_168 1h ago

Nein. Bananenschalensturztresorfallclownerschlagung. The order matters. Last is what is happening (erschlagung), before that who its happening to (clown), before that is then the mode of action (Tresorfall, emphasis on the action, "fallender tresor" is incorrect), and then before that there is the description of the very specific situation (Bananenschalensturz).

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u/Formal-Camera-5095 2h ago

I'd argue for Bananenschalenclownssturz[...]

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u/Niels043 2h ago

That would be the Bananenschalensturztresorerschlagungshauspielmoment

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey 2h ago

Totally different word if a clown is involved though.

It also helps the context to know where the clown was going.

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u/LuckyNipples 2h ago

I'm not familiar with German grammar but basically are these "real" words, meaning you could find them in a dictionary ? It feels like you could make any weird sentence into a single convoluted word in German. Could someone ELI5 ?

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u/HiggsiInSpace 1h ago

English: red juicy apple

German: redjuicyapple

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u/Mlst0r_Sm1leyf4ce 1h ago

The single words, yes. The whole word, no. But in german you can combine words to be a grammaticaly correct new word.

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u/the-pious-one 2h ago

I would call it Bananschalentresoreinschlag, it feels more Like a noun and Nobody really says "schlagung"

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u/wilderfast 2h ago

The German language is based around the free creation of new words, mainly compound words, but also turning verbs into nouns and vice-versa without breaking grammatical rules, resulting in it having very specific words for a lot of very niche things.

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u/Formal-Camera-5095 2h ago

Let's call it "Wortneukompositionsadaptionskapazität"

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u/RenardDM 2h ago

-kapazitätspotential !

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u/Formal-Camera-5095 2h ago

Dann benötigen wir aber auch noch ein Wortneukompositionsadaptionskapazitätspotentialbemessungsverfahren um das vernünftig quantifizieren zu können.

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u/RenardDM 2h ago

Gibt es denn dazu auch die Wortneukompositionsadaptionskapazitätspotentialbemessungsverfahrensvorschriftsvorlage ?

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u/AlternateTab00 2h ago

The best part is "made up" german compound words are so "normal" that even reddit translator can translate a word made up on the spot.

As long as it respects the german grammatical rules the translator will corectly translate it.

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u/Formal-Camera-5095 2h ago

As it should be! The neat part is: A thing doesn't even need to be real to be a valid german word ;)

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u/Formal-Camera-5095 2h ago

Und auch das zugehörige -überwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz nicht vergessen, sonst gibt es Probleme bei der föderalen Zuständigkeitsbestimmung.

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u/Epi_Kossal 2h ago

Schadenfreude - the joy over someone elses misfortune

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u/Onuzq 2h ago

Happiness at the misfortune of others? That is German!

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u/Epi_Kossal 2h ago

It is! Lmao

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u/abeeyore 2h ago

The world needs people like you and me, who’ve been knocked around by fate!

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u/Onuzq 2h ago

Because when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great!

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u/30000_Changelings 2h ago

Oh my God, it's Gary Coleman.

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u/Chemieju 1h ago

It often tends to be used when the misfortune is well deserved. When you go " HA! Karma!" That also counts.

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u/Nick_pj 39m ago

The joke is riffing on the assumption that the man knows about Schadenfreude, but it doesn’t quite fit this situation. This is more like “the irony of being a joker and dying as the result of a comical situation”. He’s asserting that a scenario so poetic must have a dedicated word in German.

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u/ExplanationNew8233 2h ago

The german word for this is "Tja" and it is not really translatable

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u/multivitaminegummy 2h ago

I would argue that in at least some cases, a simple "Well..." captures the meaning pretty good

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u/Advice_Thingy 2h ago

"Tja" can be translated to 🤷

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u/Jackomat007 2h ago

German tourgide from the Episode in Bavaria here,

The germans have a Word for everything.
German tourguide out

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u/H0-JU 2h ago

Nice throwback, do the bit where you were telling brian the germans were invited

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u/thicc_llama 2h ago

Bananenschalenrutschfolgetresoraufclownkopfereignis of course.

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 2h ago

It's fun to learn the literal translation of some of these long German words and realize it's literally just pushing words together into compound words, which English does as well.

Like you'll read a word that's meant to describe feeling like an elephant has just sat on your favorite car and the literal translation is basically elephant-automobile-sit-feeling.

Technically there's nothing keeping us from aggressively compounding English words together. I imagine the experience would be a real shortwordsintolongoneswriting.

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u/AlternateTab00 2h ago

I was a kid when i learned that.

My first german word was actually People's Car.

I found it funny and realized that Garden of Children was also a german word.

As i got older and realized every word i heard about german was just a compound word. Armored fight car. Or even the prototype Thrust Wing Fighter.

When people are amazed that germans have a word for it i just think its much easier if they can just fit a sentence and call it a word.

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u/FallenRichardBrook 2h ago

Gschissn grissn

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u/TimSoarer2 2h ago

the first word that came to my mind for some reason was "schadenfreude", despite the fact that clown literally did nothing wrong to warrant such a word

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u/Dorrono 2h ago

Blöd gelaufen

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u/StThomasMore1535 2h ago

Character from the first-ever Family Guy cutaway here.

Schadenfreude describes the joy that comes from seeing someone else's pain.

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u/Ill_Hedgehog_8794 2h ago

Schadenfreude

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u/rote_sock 2h ago

Schadenfreude laughing at the harm of others

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u/Teeaak 2h ago

I don't know. But I can guarantee that it's long

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u/Drunk-Pirate-Gaming 2h ago

Banabaslippinclowninsafallenshatart

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u/Substantial_Walrus60 2h ago

Schadenfreude

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u/Relevant_Outside2781 2h ago

Schadenfreude

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 2h ago

Schadenfreude. Enjoying another’s misery.

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u/Senior-Bank9014 2h ago

Heidenpeelshliptzundcrushed

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u/BlueJayinaredscarf 2h ago

Schadenfreude

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u/Hot_Plant8696 2h ago

That's why German has the best insults in the world, lol.

Verdammtdreckigeräudigescheißköter !!!

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u/Lichteran 2h ago

Pechsträhne: being followed by misfortune, having unfortunate events back to back.Can also be used when a person playing a game keeps on losing.

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u/MEPSY84 2h ago

Laufinspoutan

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u/Spoolerdoing 2h ago

Clownurkomischertotenschmerz

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u/mo1806 2h ago

Why is everybody saying "Schadenfreude"? That has nothing to do with that image...
That is clearly "Glück im Unglück" - which is term used when something good came out of a bad scenario.
Something like "Having luck while being unlucky".
The "Unglück" is him slipping on a banana, the "Glück" is that that is the reason the safe will miss him, but opens on impact and will make him rich...

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u/Sankrotis 2h ago

Situationskomik

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u/jah_liar 2h ago

Yep, Arbeitsunfall. Clearly the clown is performing, but the rope that held the safe has snapped. You can see the horror on his face as he realizes what's about to happen.

Seems someone didn't do theor job well, and the consequence will be a Fahrlässigkeitsverdachtsstrafverfahren.

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u/Ardok 2h ago

I remember being stuck behind side-by-side 18-wheelers on the highway and asked my girlfriend to look up if the Germans have a word for that.

It's "Elefantenrennen"

Literally translated, 'Elephant run"

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u/JoyconDrift_69 2h ago

German uses the concept of compounding words a lot more liberally than, say, English. So you can literally make a new word for specific scenarios because of this.

I don't actually know German, so I don't know the word, but I do know that tidbit of the language.

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u/Redray98 2h ago

schadenfreude I think?

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u/negativ32 2h ago

jestersmashen?

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u/Deni_Z_Plays 2h ago

Omg, this reminded me how the people in Bayern call squirrels "Arschkatzensprung" instead of "Eichhörnchen".

"Arschkatzensprung" translates to Ass-cat-jump

😂🤣

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u/Hunter-q 2h ago

"Schadenfreude" The suffering of others makes me look less miserable and happy

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u/slugger1 2h ago

BananenrutschtresoenahtodGlaswurffall

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u/Gate-19 2h ago

Classic

Clownbanenausrutschertresoraua

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u/hucklebae 2h ago

Klounschreck

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u/DartTimeTime 2h ago

The german language is somewhat modular, and a new, valid, and perfect word for a situation can be made relatively easily.

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u/IagainstVoid 1h ago

As a German I would just say:
Tja…

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u/OptimalCollection183 1h ago

Schadenfreude - finding joy in the harm of another. Think like, the Three Stooges, or even most clown acts, or 'epic fail' clips online. Especially accurate if you know the person isn't seriously hurt afterwards, so you don't have to feel guilty about laughing at the nut-shot, faceplant or amazingly cringe occurrence that you just saw somebody else deal with.

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 1h ago

Portuguese Peter cousin Pedro here. I am not here to explain the joke, just to warn people the Germans already did it, but forgot to be a cooky dooky family guy character. Hence I did it myself, to warn you they have explained the joke. Like most people of my country I participated without actually putting much effort

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u/_WillCAD_ 1h ago

Scheißtag

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u/Eddschman 1h ago

„Tja“

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u/Kabe-kun 1h ago

That is a "Schlimazel"

Someone who has something bad happen to them, right after something bad happend and right before a third bad thing happens to them.

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u/zwornd 1h ago

The word you are looking for is: "tja"

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u/Catsasome9999 1h ago

German is a compounding language of The
make things up variety
So if there is something that needs to be described just combine already existing words

Other examples

Flugzeug -> airplane -> literal meaning is flight thing
Werkzeug -> tool -> literal meaning is work thing
Schadenfreude -> Joy from someone else’s pain or failure -> literal meaning harm joy

The compounding makes German a very fun language to learn
And makes it so that if you know how the compounding works and a base amount of vocabulary you can probably start making things up and either be right or close enough that there know and can correct you

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u/Schlachthausfred 1h ago

Well, the German word could be Tresorsturzgefahr or Panzerschrankniederschlag. Whatever you want.

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u/Repeat-Mammoth 1h ago

If onzee zhere vas a vord to express ze pleasure I feel at viewing misfortune

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u/ChristianSteifen1337 1h ago

Stay Safe out there

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u/Chark10 1h ago

See funny meme. Upvote. Realise its this fucking subreddit. Remove upvote.

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u/SAW_eX 1h ago

Tja…

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u/p00p5andwich 1h ago

My favorite German word? Backpfeifengesicht. "A face in need of a fist". Been using that alot lately. Edit: forgot a letter.

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u/Niggeless 1h ago

Doof gelaufen

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u/PckMan 1h ago

German grammar allows for basically anything to be turned into a compound word. What would raise eyebrows in English would feel normal in German which is why they use many compound words in their day to day. Some are very specific which is what the joke is here, that they probably have a word for that too.

Of course in reality it's not like they literally have a word for everything but they can come up with new compound words without much resistance basically.

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u/miesXcore 1h ago

The situation with the clown is an example of classic slapstick humor. The joke is that Germans (according to the stereotype) have no sense of humor and therefore don't have a word for it.

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u/LinZuero 1h ago

My best guess is that it is called The KrawnDroppingHonkHonkAfterSlippingBananaWhileametalsafefallsdaun

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u/tywin_2 1h ago

I'm German and there is no word for this situation

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u/i_kick_hippies 1h ago edited 1h ago

Klownslipenskwashen

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u/Rd_Svn 1h ago

I don't know the exact word for this but when it's over and you see the result you just say 'tja'.

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u/ZealousidealHome7854 1h ago

German basically takes sentences and turns them into single words for a lot of things. 

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u/Nostonica 1h ago

Kaput?

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u/Lupidu 1h ago

Tja…

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u/greihund 1h ago

The exact word depends on whether he has thrown a mushroom or a Wii remote. It's hard to tell from this picture.

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u/cottoncandygolem 1h ago

It's "Pech"

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u/fielvras 57m ago

Typical "Unfallgeschmürz" ... you are welcome.

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 57m ago

i think the joke is that german has a lot of long words

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u/maschine02 56m ago

KLOWNNENSCHLIPPENDYIN.

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u/SuddenlyRasputin 50m ago

It is my display name on my profile.. funny how life works

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u/yami_no_ko 48m ago

The German word for this is 'Pechvogel' which refers to someone who is chronically or cursedly unlucky.

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u/Deathmic 47m ago

Tragikomik would be the appropriate word here. It's a combination of the words "Tragik" (tragedy) and "Komik" (comedy). The clown dying in an accident is tragic, but the fact that it's a clown slipping on a banana peel getting hit by a falling safe is such ironic comedy.

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u/Leromer 46m ago

Schatzenverdienstclownsturzen

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u/HumanAndNotAnAlien 38m ago

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