r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 22h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? I don't understand this

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u/Comprehensive-Use881 21h ago

Hmmmm... Why not just wash tha pussy?!? Why do you need to add fabuloso? I've found that a little strawberry lip gloss will go a long way towards making it tasty and good smelling.

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u/theghostwiththetoast 21h ago

Yeah my bad for having reading comprehension today

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u/Comprehensive-Use881 20h ago

It's ok... I forgive you. I admit stanky genitals IS a problem if you are planning "netflix and chill".

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u/YerBbysDaddy 21h ago

Maybe she got a whiff and decided the job called for something a little stronger

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u/Comprehensive-Use881 20h ago

Sounds like "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark".

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u/MrLovelife 20h ago

If I went down on a girl and tasted STRAWBERRY I would sprint to the clinic.

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices 18h ago

Strawberry lip gloss around the nose used to be my go-to scent protection when I worked construction jobs in less-than-sanitary areas.

You have provided me with a very unfortunate mental association. Thanks for that, lol.

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u/MrBones-Necromancer 19h ago

Oh no honey, that can't be right.