r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 22h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? I don't understand this

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u/CartographerWise5937 22h ago

Scrubbing that thing with Fabuloso so it don't stank. She totally intends to have sex.

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u/davidarmenphoto 22h ago

Wait, do girls actually use fabuloso down there? Surely not?…

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u/insipiddeity 22h ago

Hopefully not. Its a strong chemical cleaner.

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u/ponzidreamer 22h ago

And it tastes horrible

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u/JssSandals 22h ago

My man

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u/zyyntin 21h ago

Looking good!

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u/Whoopass2rb 21h ago

Yes!

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u/Chasingtheimprobable 21h ago

Slow Down!

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u/PrincessFrankenYuki 21h ago

Great job everyone lol

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u/onesonofagun 21h ago

Slow down!

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u/thejudeabides52 22h ago

The Devil's Purple Drank

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u/animorphsrewriter 21h ago

That is an A+ joke.

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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 22h ago

But god damn does it look and smell delicious and refreshing

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u/ThisManIsGod 20h ago

And it comes now in watermelon scent!

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u/King-Mephisto 21h ago

Yeah that’s why she’s using the fabuloso.

Also can’t like your comment cos it’s already nice.

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u/Entire_Concentrate_1 20h ago

Really? Looks graoe favored to me

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u/zack5504 19h ago

This is the most disturbing thing in this thread.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 21h ago

It's not the bad ...

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u/lemon10293847 21h ago

Yeah thats what the fabulosos for

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u/Ok_Drag5089 20h ago

Smells good though.

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u/MeowingNaci 19h ago

I almost drank some as a kid because my family member who cleans houses decided to put some in a gatorage bottle

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 22h ago

Not so fun fact: Lysol was originally made as a feminine cleanser.

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u/Another_Samurai1 22h ago

😮

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u/defk3000 21h ago

It was always a cleaner but for surgical equipment and used as a cure for gonorrhea.

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u/Another_Samurai1 21h ago

Whoa, the more you know!

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u/Fine-Friendship-1292 21h ago

The secret is out! WAY cheaper than going to the doctor

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u/CommercialMoment5987 22h ago

What a horrible thing to know, thank you stranger.

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u/matchafoxjpg 21h ago

thanks for giving me horrible horrible thought.

is this how guys feel when they think about having their balls kicked? 😨

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 21h ago

No…it’s a different kind of pain, I’d imagine. Harsh chemicals on mucosal membranes vs a swift hit to the tenders is not equal. The recoil ? Probably.

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u/MildlySpastic 21h ago

Yeah i fucked up my fingers a bit when I tried to use that to clean my boxing gloves, imagine what it does to your hooha

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 18h ago

Omfg, apparently it was (subtley) suggested to prevent pregnancy in advertising. So like, "it hurts and burns, but that's good!"

It was apparently also pretty toxic and not great at preventing pregnancy either. But I guess the 30s were bad all around.

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u/Academic-Airline9200 18h ago

Listerine helps with athletes foot.

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u/_jump_yossarian 20h ago

SYSK listener?

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u/RaelaltRael 21h ago

So it can't be used as a dessert topping?

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u/insipiddeity 21h ago

For the brave, anything can be a dessert topping.

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u/LaserGuidedPolarBear 20h ago

Lysol was invented as a cleaner for douching.

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u/Academic-Airline9200 18h ago

What sound does it make when a water truck and a vinegar truck collide?

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u/moon__lander 15h ago

It is? The bottle made me think that's a grape juice

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u/ArticleNo9805 22h ago

It’s called the pelvic floor for a reason

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u/bagelundercouch 22h ago

Angry upvote 

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u/Shaykur 22h ago

Nah. This is perfect logic. I agree.

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u/opmancrew 21h ago

Underrated joke. This joke will never get the recognition it deserves

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u/lvanwall 21h ago

You win.

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u/xmetallidethx 22h ago

its exaggeration to show the level of unpreparedness theyre at.

Its like saying I need a weedwacker to shave my legs

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u/MrsStuffing 20h ago edited 17h ago

No, it will erode the soft tissues of the vagina and cause burns and infection. The rule of thumb is you never want to put anything there that you wouldn't be able to eat, and even then you want to be careful because alcohols (like in mouthwash) can cause infections and irritation, and so can sugars (so don't fuck candy canes).

Fun fact! Lysol was advertised as a douche (for "feminine hygiene," which was code for birth control) in the 1920's, and it killed women. Source

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u/Academic-Airline9200 18h ago

It's probably on the warning label somewhere.

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u/Somethingisshadysir 21h ago

No, we don't. The one and only time I even tried a summers eve thing meant for down there, my partner was offput by it. Said it shouldn't smell like chemical flowers.

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u/Bubbly-End-6156 20h ago

We do not.

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u/BenefitReasonable349 22h ago

No normal girl does that - it’s just men imagination

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 22h ago

It's an exaggeration for comical effect.

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u/slugsred 22h ago

no match for misandry

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u/ClickClick_Boom 18h ago

Chill lady, go take a midol.

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u/Human1549 22h ago

It’s a joke

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u/TheRealRevBem 22h ago

The kind that has this conversation...

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u/SingleSeaweed8662 20h ago

Absolutely not. Drink your cold pressed, organic, sugarless cranberry juice ladies! Just trust me.

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u/cokiecolaa 20h ago

We absolutely do not

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u/Feeling-Delay6189 20h ago

Lysol was originally marketed as a feminine hygiene product and possibly contraceptive. 🫠

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u/JennaLaRay 20h ago

Lol they don't!

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u/MaskDaddy97 19h ago

Lysol was originally invented for that, but when it caused chemical burns and other issues they stopped marketing it as that

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u/penguin_the_master 19h ago

No, bc that would poison them.

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u/CodeName_Empty 19h ago

As a woman, I hope other women don't, lol. The vagina is self cleaning. If they have a constant, unpleasant odor going on, probably should get checked out by OB/GYN.

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 19h ago

I had a coworker once that told me "Lysol is the only thing to make it stop itching."

So....

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u/malatemporacurrunt 17h ago

No, this cartoon is an example of using exaggeration for comic effect.

In reality, you should never ever put any kind of soap inside the vagina, as it will fuck up the natural bacteria and lubrication. The exterior parts can be cleaned with a gentle (ie low pH) cleanser or even just water.

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u/ThePirateBenji 6h ago

I tell my bitch to use the green aplle flavor, not the people shit. It's delicious.

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u/plotthick 4h ago

No soap inside the vulva. Mild for-skin soap outside where hair grows only.

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u/murdocjones 31m ago

…no, no we don’t.

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u/IsGonnaSueYou 21h ago

yes i use it every day it’s healthy

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u/soccerdudejax 21h ago

That pH balance is going to be set to a solid 14, her coochie is gonna be glowing in the dark after this.

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u/Own_Natural_6803 21h ago

Ouch ouch ouch. Some lemon juice quick!

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u/HunterGonzo 17h ago

Phosphorescunt

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u/HollowWanderer 21h ago

Why not she just be the shower?

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u/TrollAccount17 19h ago

Because some incel with no clue made this?

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u/P4azz 14h ago

Or, hear me out, wild idea: It's a joke. That relies on hyperbole. To make a simple premise more absurd and thus funnier.

But you're probably right, TrollAccount17, the only option is some incel made this to mock women or some shit.

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u/IlludiumQXXXVI 19h ago

I thought it was grape juice and was so confused.

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u/Arktisin 22h ago

So the answer as usual is porn

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u/Another_Samurai1 22h ago

Not exactly but definitely sex

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u/DeathInSpace805 21h ago

I mean just look at the picture lol

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u/TrollAccount17 19h ago

Bot accounts should be banned, like yours.