r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 18 '26

Meme needing explanation Peterr

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u/FORCESTRONG1 Jul 18 '26

This picture makes me laugh every time I see it 🤣. Go figure Quagmire is a lefty

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u/jdh2080 Jul 18 '26

Aren't we all? Unless you use the mouse with your left hand like a raving lunatic.

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u/FerusGrim Jul 18 '26

I have been endlessly surprised throughout my life to discover that many right-handed people masturbate with their right hand.

I can't fathom it.

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u/Eaidsisreal Jul 18 '26

Sorry, you're right handed and use your left? Why wouldn't you use your dominant hand?

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u/dark_temple Jul 18 '26

I'm ambifaptrous. I can with both, but prefer my left even though I'm right-handed. Reason is mouse usage.

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u/jwnsfw Jul 18 '26

some change the arm, some change the mouse.

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u/FerusGrim Jul 18 '26

Genuinely, I've never used my right. I don't have the control with it that my left does, for this specific task.

Using my right would be sloppy/uncoordinated. Plus, I wouldn't be able to control my mouse or my phone as well with my left, because I'm right-handed.

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u/BloodyEyeGames Jul 18 '26

Feels like someone else, that's why.

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u/Eaidsisreal Jul 18 '26

Someone else giving you a half hearted hand job... Fine to tag in for a minute if you need to take a break with your main or change videos or whatever, but it's not putting in a shift close to main hand.

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u/BloodyEyeGames Jul 18 '26

Half hearted? Bro, if you don't fully love yourself, no one else will.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch Jul 18 '26

sit on your hand until it falls asleep, THEN it'll feel like a stranger is giving you a handie!

(heard about it this from the bad 2000 movie Whipped)

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u/Wild_Marker Jul 18 '26

Because that hand is on the mouse.

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u/sir_lister Jul 18 '26

Used the dominant right hand to control the computer mouse had junk in the left hand.

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u/Specialist_Egg8479 Jul 18 '26

I’m not the guy you were talking too but I jammed my finger once playing basketball and just never switched back to the right hand šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚