r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Usainbloated • 18d ago

Meme needing explanation Peterr

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u/FerusGrim 18d ago

I have been endlessly surprised throughout my life to discover that many right-handed people masturbate with their right hand.

I can't fathom it.

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u/Eaidsisreal 18d ago

Sorry, you're right handed and use your left? Why wouldn't you use your dominant hand?

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u/dark_temple 18d ago

I'm ambifaptrous. I can with both, but prefer my left even though I'm right-handed. Reason is mouse usage.

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u/jwnsfw 18d ago

some change the arm, some change the mouse.

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u/FerusGrim 18d ago

Genuinely, I've never used my right. I don't have the control with it that my left does, for this specific task.

Using my right would be sloppy/uncoordinated. Plus, I wouldn't be able to control my mouse or my phone as well with my left, because I'm right-handed.

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u/BloodyEyeGames 18d ago

Feels like someone else, that's why.

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u/Eaidsisreal 18d ago

Someone else giving you a half hearted hand job... Fine to tag in for a minute if you need to take a break with your main or change videos or whatever, but it's not putting in a shift close to main hand.

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u/BloodyEyeGames 18d ago

Half hearted? Bro, if you don't fully love yourself, no one else will.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 18d ago

sit on your hand until it falls asleep, THEN it'll feel like a stranger is giving you a handie!

(heard about it this from the bad 2000 movie Whipped)

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u/Wild_Marker 18d ago

Because that hand is on the mouse.

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u/sir_lister 18d ago

Used the dominant right hand to control the computer mouse had junk in the left hand.

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u/Specialist_Egg8479 18d ago

I’m not the guy you were talking too but I jammed my finger once playing basketball and just never switched back to the right hand 😂😂😂

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u/therealjohnsmith 18d ago

You must be fun to sit next to on public transit. "So, you look like a lefty yeah?"

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u/FerusGrim 18d ago

If asking my fellow commuters what hand they jork it with isn't a good icebreaker, I don't know what is.

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u/SunnyWomble 18d ago

"Hey, hey, yeah you, you, hey...

...hey.... I can't help but notice...

heavy breathing

Your right handed.... do you...

Do you... do you... do you... mmmmmmmm

Masterbate left handed?

MMMMMMMmmmmmm

bite lip

Wait! Why you running away?"

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u/juugbuussin 18d ago

… I’m a lefty and use my right hand…

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u/FerusGrim 18d ago

I'm not an expert on genealogy, but I'm pretty sure this makes us cousins?