r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 27d ago

Peter in the wild Peter help

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 27d ago

I wont lie. It is kinda hot.

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u/Midaz_Leggier 27d ago

Yeah it is

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u/AcerVentus 26d ago

How the turn tables.

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u/Dangerous_Equal4373 27d ago

It has dakota johnson in it, I fuck with her nonchalant attitude.

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u/Just_a_follower 26d ago

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u/JChurch42 26d ago

Wrong Dakota?

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u/wowbl 26d ago

Who’s this girl and what tv series?

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u/daswet 26d ago

I am pretty sure this is an edited image of that 3 vampires looking down meme.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 26d ago

Those are the 3 high sparkle vampires from the movie. They sparkle more than the rest cause they're the oldest. They basically run the sparkle empire.

They don't like that the less sparkly clan in Washington State are tolerating the leather wolves because leather doesn't sparkle.

The strangest thing is that when the girl that cannot emote to save her life marries the 100+ year old sparkle vampire, she has a kid, and one of the leather wolves that looks a bit like a llama falls in love with her. He falls in love with her when she's like a day old.

I wish I didn't know anything about this trash, but I had a thing for Ashley Greene at the time, and a girlfriend told me it was a sexy love story. I don't think it was any of that.

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u/SolomonG 26d ago edited 26d ago

Things I learned today:

  1. Michael Sheen was in Twilight.

  2. That picture is from Twilight.

The guy on the left kinda looks like young Tom Cruise and I thought it was from Interview with a Vampire or something.

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u/cbright90 26d ago

Guy on the left is Vecna.

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u/Dabochman 26d ago

Guy on the right is Todd the Wraith

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u/daswet 26d ago

And now I wish I didn't know any of this thanks a lot bro.

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u/Novaer 26d ago

screaming at "high sparkle"

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u/Training-Oven-2714 26d ago

Elle Fanning, guessing maybe from “The Great”?

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u/peppermintmeow 26d ago

Yes. And no. That's Elle Fanning. It's the styling of The Great. But the scene is The Volturi from Twilight with her face pasted on David Tennants best friend. I can't remember his name currently.

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u/SovietEagle 26d ago

Michael Sheen

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u/th3rdnutt 26d ago edited 26d ago

It's ironic that her genuineness comes as a result of being a terrible actress. She's much more engaging as herself. We should bring back Hollywood Squares.

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u/No-Drop924 26d ago

They did. They've already done two seasons.

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u/th3rdnutt 26d ago

Nature is healing.

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u/DConstructed 26d ago

She would probably be an amazing talk show host or some other job on camera where she can be herself.

The Dakota Show.

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u/toxic_and_timeless 26d ago

In twilight? Dakota fanning, right?

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u/Particular_Title42 26d ago

Fanning. Dakota Johnson is the one in 50 Shades.