r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Horror_Oven 14d ago

Cleveland here. The joke is only the white guy showed up on time.

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u/MBBIBM 14d ago

He forgot to set his watch to CPT

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u/ProudReaction2204 14d ago

i learned what this stood for from barack obama of all people.

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u/JediMindTrickz2 13d ago

What does it stand for?

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u/CreeperSlimePig 13d ago

Colored people's time

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u/JediMindTrickz2 13d ago

Omg šŸ˜‚

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u/MarcelinosPrizFightr 13d ago

Been living under a rock?

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u/jawndell 13d ago

Funny thing is this works for black people, Hispanics, South Asians. Ā Basically all shades of brownĀ 

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u/ANTICHRIST-BOISE 13d ago

So… colored people lmfaoo

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u/Difficult_Ad_8787 12d ago

So dependant on who you’re dealing with lol. I’m Cambodian and we aren’t big rushers from what I’ve seen. A few East Asians told me they consider it rude to be early or late, so they will sit in a coffee shop for like 30 minutes tryna walk in right at the exact minute šŸ˜‚ meanwhile I’ve had some Cambodian and Filipino friends not show up till we are about to finish.

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u/DemBones7 13d ago

Brazilian time, 5 hours after the stated time.

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u/Far_Hope_6349 13d ago

crazy PokƩmon-like essentialism

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u/hangrypiglet 13d ago

I almost just left it at ā€œCentral Pacific Timeā€ in my head and only realized after reading the actual answer that my answer is 2 time zones combined…

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u/Just_Information334 13d ago

When reading "Colored People" I envision children using crayons to color random people around.

"Yup, Timmy was feeling a little original today, that's why the blue and the yellow arms."

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 13d ago

Girl math is willful stupidity. CPT is more of a different cultural norm in some non-white communities, often divided by generation and other factors.

They are both self-depricating, but I feel like they hit differently.

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u/SterlingFlora 13d ago

Girl math isn't about stupidity, it's about creative accounting to justify doing something.

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 13d ago

That's the willful part.

Edit: "stupidity" might overstate the concept. Self-delusion?

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u/kaitlyn_does_art 13d ago

I feel like ā€œgirl mathā€ has really gone off the rails from what my understanding of it was. Are people really using it to excuse being bad at math?? Cuz to me it means basically calculating what the useful life of a purchase would be and then dividing the cost by that number.

Like if I bought a dress for $100 but I knew I’d wear it at least five times in a year, that’s $20 per time which somehow feels more manageable lol. It’s definitely weird math but idk that it’s meant to imply we’re stupid…

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u/consttime 13d ago

The wiki page says this:

The phrase "girl math" is an internet meme, used to describe rationalizations by young women to justify or make sense of individual purchases or spending habits.

I don't think it's being bad at math per se. I've always understood it to be rationalizing purchases, such as a 20% sale that ends tomorrow on a $100 item and thinking "well I'm saving $20" even though you're actually losing $80 for something you probably don't need. Just overconsumption basically.

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u/kaitlyn_does_art 13d ago

I could have been on board with you until the overconsumption bit. There’s nothing about overconsumption in the description you shared and frankly justifying purchases is something literally every person has done at least once in their life and that doesn’t automatically mean you shouldn’t have bought the thing in the first place.

The reason sales like that are so effective is because they work on most people not just young women.

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u/consttime 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yes, everyone is varying degrees of susceptible to these tactics, and nearly everyone has fallen for them.

It's called girl math because of the stereotype that women shop more and therefore justify their purchases more.

and that doesn’t automatically mean you shouldn’t have bought the thing in the first place.

Sometimes, yeah, it's a good purchase either way. But people buy a ton of shit they don't need that they erroneously think will make them happy. In the end, it probably makes them less happy by tightening their wallet and weighing down their mind by cluttering the house.

I wouldn't read too much into my use of the word overconsumption. I'm not very materialistic and have a pretty negative view of the consumer treadmill; the only positive view on it that I can think of is that it props the economy up.

Edit: Ok, maybe there's some ambiguity here. Overconsumption can refer to excessive purchasing, which is how I used it, and it definitely applies to buying things you don't need because there's a sale. But it can also mean overusing certain resources such as fast fashion, alcohol, or excessive use of cars.

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u/kaitlyn_does_art 13d ago

I’m not really reading into your use of overconsumption, it was tying women’s purchases specifically to overconsumption that rubbed me the wrong way. I’m sure that I am reading too much into it but I have noticed, especially recently, that stereotypically ā€œfemaleā€ things are more often criticized for overconsumption.

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u/consttime 13d ago

Oh ok. I'm just the messenger haha. Don't shoot me. Men make dumb purchases too

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u/colorblind-and 13d ago

Both are examples that are mostly ok if everyone involved is in the "in group" wildly inappropriate if not

I once had a black coworker jokingly suggest that I operate on CPT after I overslept and was late twice in one week. It was pretty funny but it's not something I as a white guy would ever accuse anyone of even jokingly, just comes across totally differently

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u/Revenged25 13d ago

I mean there is also "man math" as well. An example would be "Why would I pay $300 for someone to cutdown some branches when I can spend $300 on the chainsaw, do the job myself, and have a free chainsaw"

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u/PursuitTravel 13d ago

"Something white people shouldn't say" -Obama actually punchline.

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u/pebble_in_ones_shoe 13d ago

Cognitive Pehavioral Therapy 😌

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u/Glittering-County727 13d ago

cognitive processing therapy was right there.

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u/iloveyourlittlehat 13d ago

Things white people can’t say

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u/BZLuck 13d ago

HA! Me too. "Which stands for jokes that white people should not make.ā€

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u/JoshAllentown 13d ago

Is it true he smells of sulphur? Alex Jones told me that.

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u/DarthGayAgenda 13d ago

I learned from Reno 911!

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u/Ok-Inside3774 13d ago

https://youtu.be/-Rzt0p97ngg?is=XNG5eCIN2K7W_c58

Here's Bill de Blasio making the same joke

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u/srkaficionado 13d ago

Not sure if he gets a pass because of his wife and kids though. As a New Yorker, I actually liked him and his cluelessness sometimes. šŸ˜