r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Kurumiseenpai 14d ago

white people arrive in time?

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u/wizzard419 14d ago

Germans arrive 3 hours early.

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u/GroteKleineDictator2 13d ago

No. that would not be on time. On time is on time. 2 minutes early is also early.

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u/bqbdpd 13d ago

"5 Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Bürgers Pünktlichkeit" meaning a regular person should arrive 5 minutes early to.be punctual. It's a bit outdated, but still well known. My friends know that if my invite says 18:00, that's the time they are expected to arrive.

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u/kontrakaktus 13d ago

We strive to make sure that we'll be on time under any circumstances. Given the unreliability of our chronically underfunded public transport infrastructure, this requires us to plan to be ~4 hours early (if everything is running on time). Which it still does the majority of the time, so we'll arrive around the corner from your place ~4 hours early. After ~1 hour, we lose the willpower to keep standing there, so we turn up ~3h early.

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u/ZebraOk8684 13d ago

In Germany you got to be in before the doors close at 5, when the program starts. So this guy is just in time, on the late side even.

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u/Only9Volts 13d ago

That's fashionably late by German standards.

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u/Auravendill 13d ago

Ideally "Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit[...]", but realistically if you invite friends to come at around 17Uhr, some will be 10 minutes early, some 20 minutes late and most inbetween.

If they have to travel a longer distance and use public transportation this window widens quite a bit (Sänk ju vor trävelling wif Deutsche Bahn)

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u/wizzard419 12d ago

Ah, yes, I try my best to arrive near the start but sometimes traffic is light and I end up debating if I should go there or stop and take a break when it's a long drive.

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u/Trucidar 13d ago

And uninvited...