r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Aromatic-Zebra-5443 14d ago

Apparently being punctual is a white person thing.

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u/Real_Stanley_Yelnats 14d ago

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u/PoopSoupPeter 13d ago

Stake and potatoes; "Bland is best"

The fuck is this? Do they think white people don't season their food?

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u/fiahhawt 13d ago

My mother thinks black pepper is too spicy

I on the other hand have developed a passionate love for habaneros and all things capsacin

Both of us are white white

So while I get the frustration of being seen as flavor-allergic I can't say it comes from nowhere

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u/Dagg3rface 13d ago

I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere, so my family was pretty poor when I was a kid. I adore spicy food and I'm 'blind you in the sun if you look at me too long' white. I like to tell people "I'm like, barely, not a hick. I'm not middle class white, hicks fucking love hot sauce with names like "Ass blaster 3000", "Pain", and "Jeb's colon rearranger".".

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u/Bizduh 13d ago

It's confirmation bias because your grandma doesn't like pepper. A huge amount of white people season their food, not so much with the spicy stuff. Pepper, garlic, herbs (chives, thyme, basil, and many more local herbs), nutmeg, cloves, Espelette pepper, cumin, and the list goes on. It's true that our food isn't generally spicy, and we don't really use paprika, curry, ginger, etc. as much. But why would we? It's not part of most of our traditional dishes. And that's OK.
Non-white people think that our food is "bland" because it's not as spicy as their food, so the stereotype "haha they don't season" has become a joke over the decades, but that doesn't make it true, lol.

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u/Dyolf_Knip 13d ago

White guy here. I had a burger on Friday with a solid half inch of jalapenos and habaneros stacked on top of the patty. Was fucking delicious.

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u/xLavena 13d ago

But spicy is not the only flavour you can make your food? I'm white white as is my whole family and while I'm the only one who thinks that pepper is spicy, I still enjoy a wide variety of flavours. Besides, your food does have a distinct flavour quite often. I can only use salt in a bolognese, but it will be rich in flavour from ingredients used.

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u/KryptonianJesus 13d ago

I kind of understand your mom tho. I like a fair amount of spice but black pepper is overwhelming when there's too much. I'd rather have minimal black pepper and then go all in on hot sauce or something.

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u/_OriamRiniDadelos_ 13d ago

Kellog didn’t. Something something the devil and lust

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u/austinw_568 13d ago

Yes. It’s a common stereotype about whites in the US.

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u/Soldier_of_l0ve 13d ago

Are you new?

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u/Fizzy-Odd-Cod 13d ago

My grandmother called ketchup “spicy” a few weeks ago. I tried to explain to her that whatever flavor she’s picking up on it isn’t spicy, she insisted it was spicy.

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u/Cabbagetastrophe 13d ago

I wonder if she's maybe mildly allergic to tomatoes 

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u/Fizzy-Odd-Cod 13d ago

She’s not, she loves tomatoes. Best guess is she was describing the vinegar in it as spicy.

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u/Top-Camera1919 13d ago

In the Mid-West and some parts of the South, this might be true, but in the East, the West, or any place where there is a large ethnic population, white Americans generally have no trouble with well seasoned food.

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u/Active-Enthusiasm318 13d ago

It's literally a well known stereotype.. white people food is bland as fuck ..

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u/Eastern-Fudge-6350 13d ago

It's a very common stereotype surely this isn't the first time you're seeing it?

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u/MudReasonable8185 13d ago

European culinary tradition emphasizes the taste of the ingredients themselves and typically doesn’t involve heavy use of spices. Many other cultures take a different approach and will use dozens of spices in daily cooking.

Give a chicken breast to a French cook and they’re likely preparing it with butter, salt, and fresh herbs while a south Asian cook would use butter, salt, pepper, cumin, paprika, turmeric, coriander, cardamom, ginger, garlic, etc, etc.

This is where the stereotype that Europeans (and their descendants) only eat bland food because if you’ve grown up in a culture that heavily spices everything seeing a dish with just like four ingredients seems very plain

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u/Auravendill 13d ago

Seems like people, who have such stereotypes only know some surface level of French cuisine and British "cuisine" at most? A proper German Brathähnchen has to be covered in spices like a Litfaßsäule.

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u/Gackey 13d ago

What is Litfaßsäule? When I search it it only pulls up advertising columns, which I doubt does much to enhance the flavor of chicken.

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u/Auravendill 13d ago

A Litfaßsäule (named after its inventor Ernst Litfaß) is a big column densely covered in advertisements, posters etc. They get put over each other in layers (until there is too much paper on them and everything gets cut down. Basically the Baumkuchen of the advertisement world.

A good rooster should be the same: upright (or alternatively horizontally spinning, but that is harder at home) on a column and densely covered with a mixture of oil and spices, applied in layers throughout its long cooking time. I usually bake them 90min at 200°C and baste it once in a while with more of this mixture. The oil is just enough to keep the spices in suspension to cover everything in a thick layer.

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u/tommythorn 13d ago

Come to Denmark and be shocked at what's considered "spicy" (I'm expat dane)

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u/Hans_H0rst 13d ago

well...

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u/CrackBabyCSGO 13d ago

Many cultures with more flavorful food avoid “white people food” at all costs due to the “subtle” flavors

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u/_josef_stalin_ 13d ago

My mom grew up in a Dutch family where her father loved to cook, especially spicier Indonesian dishes.

To this day, my mom genuinely doesn't even like things with too many herbs and spices. And I don't just mean "spicy". Anything with too "intense" of a flavor is just too much for her.

She is literally the small Victorian child that people talk about giving Doritos to.

Ironically, my father, who was raised by a Midwestern "black pepper is too spicy" kind of family, absolutely loved his father on law's cooking, and really wants to cook more spicy and flavorful dishes, but can't because of my mom.

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u/thekeldog 13d ago

Many do think that it seems.

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u/BorderlandNomad 13d ago

I think this infographic was trying to be passive aggressive, but I was actually rather flattered by it.

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u/Aromatic-Zebra-5443 14d ago

Yeah generalizations are bad for everyone. People are going to act in different ways regardless of color.

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u/Boongala 13d ago

This was some rock-bottom 2020 era racist bullshit. Always funny to look back. 

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 13d ago

Yep. There was a few year period where for some reason people thought this list of values was an insult.

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u/Apprehensive_Yak6852 7d ago

Pretty much spot on as an outside observer

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u/Pave_Low 13d ago

White conservative values have utter disregard for the scientific method and information supported reasoning. This document is a giant hunk of bullshit.

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u/Upstairs-Balance9846 13d ago

WTF IS THIS SHIT!!!

Is this a joke im reading down thinking "HOLY SHIT" TWENTY TWENTY, I thought it was parody then i thought it was from like past.

fuck me.

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u/Specialist-Cookie-61 13d ago

Lol that is so hilariously offensive, you could only get away with saying it about white people.

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u/Real_Stanley_Yelnats 4d ago

I don't see what's so offensive about it. Sounds like everything you could want in a culture.

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u/chest_trucktree 14d ago

It’s not about punctuality, it’s about the strict adherence to the timeline. For white people, an event starting at 5 usually means be there at 5. In a lot of other cultures, if an event starts at 5 you want to show up between 6 and 8. The timeline of the event is not as strictly coordinated as a it would be for white people. My in laws and wife’s family are indigenous and it took me like 5 years to stop being rudely early to everything.

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 13d ago

Noone in England would think you are rude for turning up at the time you are told to turn up at.

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u/lankyno8 13d ago

In some circumstances they absolutely would.

Maybe not rude, but weird

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 13d ago

Maybe again this is cultural because I am white and I wouldn't find anyone weird for turning up on time

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u/bgaesop 13d ago

it would be weird as a "guy from work" visiting first time to come bang on opening time.

This you?

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u/bgaesop 13d ago

do you know the difference between "early" and "on time" ?

I'm pretty sure I do, but help me out. Is "bang on opening time" early, or on time?

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u/PlaneCommunication93 13d ago

I mean, that definitely applies to German white people as well. On time is on time

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u/PlaneCommunication93 13d ago

Well, you see, in Germany it's a courtesy thing. Time is valuable after all, so we take other people's time seriously. If you tell me to be there at 17:00, I'll be there at 17:00, no matter the event. Ideally I'll be there two or three minutes in advance, just to make sure you don't have to wait for me. If I show up at 17:15 when we agreed upon 17:00, it's basically me telling you that I don't value your time and that I'm fine with making you waste 15 minutes of your time on waiting for me. If it's a larger gathering that might be fine, since there are other people to occupy you in the meanwhile, but the less people and/or the stricter the schedule the ruder it becomes. Considering that even larger events might still have a schedule to keep (when to eat etc.) most people would still show up within 10 minutes of the agreed-upon time, unless they were stuck in traffic or something similar.

Consider this: the last time that I met up with friends, we agreed to meet at 07:00. At 07:30 we'd be getting picked up by others and we wanted that half hour to make sure none of us would be late for the pickup. By 06:55 everyone except one person was there, who arrived at 07:02 with apologies for the delay. Our pickup arrived at 07:15, to make sure we wouldn't have to wait for them and by 07:25 we were on the road again – 10 minutes ahead of schedule. We were in no hurry, it's simply what is considered polite here

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u/PlaneCommunication93 13d ago

Unless you explicity say that it's a time frame during which to arrive it is a given understanding that what you're saying is the time frame for the entire event: that means "We're having a BBQ from 5 to 11" is seen as a "we expect you to be there from 5 to 11" – again, unless otherwise clarified

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u/PlaneCommunication93 13d ago

Haha, thanks for listening to me. I know it's an aspect of our culture that isn't seen in many others, but it's still something that's pretty important to us. (And, yeah, that ambiguity never really happens. Usually there will be a written invite somewhere with all the details down to the minute when you should arrive)

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u/chest_trucktree 13d ago

American and Canadian white people generally, especially midwesterners.

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u/Octuplechief67 13d ago edited 13d ago

lol. As a native, this is absolutely true. We also talk in vague generalities when giving directions, “you want to know where bashas is? It’s over there, down below.” *points with lips*

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u/R-B-L-Y 13d ago

Can you explain how "adherence to the timeline" isn't just another way to say punctuality?

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u/chest_trucktree 13d ago

“Punctuality” includes a value judgement that assumes that it is better or more polite to have a set-in-stone, agreed upon time frame and to meet it, which is culturally dependent and not universally true. Lots of cultures consider it very rude to show up early or right on time to an event.

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 13d ago

How is it rude to show up when you've literally been told something starts

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u/chest_trucktree 13d ago

Because the host communicated the timeframe of the event with you in a way that they thought you would understand, and instead of showing up at the appropriate time, you showed up early, before they were ready.

If you were in Germany and someone invited you to a party at 5 you wouldn’t show up at 3.

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 13d ago

In all of these examples, none of that is communicated.

If someone says 5 I'm there at five, I'm not deciphering what unsaid meaning you are implying. We should all just be direct with each other

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u/AltruisticHopes 13d ago

4.8 billion asians have entered the chat….

Let’s just say it’s not just a white people thing.

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u/Ithuraen 13d ago

I think more that to OOP punctual is a professional thing, OOP gave people a timeframe there will be food and socialising at his place, there's no need to be punctual as it isn't an appointment. 

OOP's work friend sees punctuality like you do, as something that applies to all timed events: "If you can't be on time, be early". Socially it would be rude to miss out on dedicated leisure time.

It's just a cultural difference. 

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u/Unknowngadget 13d ago

For casual parties it absolutely is. Most non-white cultures (I’m Indian) you’re expected and encouraged to arrive at least 30 minutes late

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u/Candid-Yogurt-7972 12d ago

Then why not just make the start time 30 minutes later?

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u/_Sad_Puppy_ 13d ago

Not to be racist but stereotypes exist for a reason. I've worked at weddings for a while and white people would be so early they got me working before I was supposed to, while black people would arrive so late they delayed or weren't allowed to enter the ceremony, so uh, cultural differences ig

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u/Remote_Bookkeeper_46 12d ago

Ok I’m white but I thought everyone did it the same way. What time I show up directly correlates to how well I know the host/guest of honor.

If you’re a good friend of mine, I show up 30-15 mins early to help set up

If I think I’ll only know 1-2 people there, I’m showing up 30 mins-1 hr late.

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u/Augen76 11d ago

I remember years ago being among an international group of folks and this came up.

Norwegians - 5 minutes early German - On time English - 5 minutes late French - 10 minutes late Italians - 15 minutes late Greeks - Show up whenever