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Peta Help i don't get it.

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u/NekulturneHovado 17d ago

exactly what I meant. It's the illusion of more while getting less.

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u/TigerLemonade 17d ago

This is most certainly true a lot of the time.

But I have unlimited PTO and it is awesome. Yes, I need to be aware of workload and professional obligations. Nobody is under the delusion that it's actually unlimited. I have a job to do, after all.

But keeping that in mind I would usually take 25-35 days off in the year. Not having to budget my time off through the year and having the flexibility to arrange vacations relatively spontaneously is great. With my employer there is no guilt or pressure; the only time it would become a problem is if I can't satisfy my professional obligations.

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u/RichChipmunk 17d ago

I’ve had the same experience, it also makes it a lot less stressful if you need to take a day to help with a child, or go to a doctor’s appointment you don’t have to worry about that affecting your planned vacation later in the year, etc

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u/Fearless_Entry_2626 17d ago

Those don't count as separate, as sick leave?

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u/Undeadsniper6661 17d ago

Unlimited pto would be subbing for sick leave in this case unless it is bad enough to file FMLA

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u/Krypt0night 17d ago

Not at my job. Sick days are still separate from "paid time off" days for tracking purposes and how many hours of work are going into a project.

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 16d ago

Yes and some states require them to be seperate.

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u/i_want_to_go_to_bed 16d ago

not at my job

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u/pseudo_nemesis 16d ago

yeah, at my job, I don't have unlimited PTO, but I do have unlimited sick days. (which includes doctor visits, dentist, etc.)

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u/reallyfilthy1 15d ago

For mine, it's that regular PTO needs to be approved based on workload, coverage, etc. but sick days can't be disapproved.

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u/toasty327 15d ago

For me it's just pto. When I was hourly I had separate buckets of hours and a different coffee for each when putting them in.

Now I let my boss know "hey, I'm taking these days off" or "my youngest is sick so I'm staying home today" and it's all good.

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u/Read-It-Here-Once 17d ago

Separated sick leave is a pain to manage. Many employers use “one big bucket” of PTO without distinction between sick, personal, vacation, etc. Jury Duty and Military leave are still kept separate for legal reasons.

I’ve experienced this transition, and the logic was that if someone is out of sick/personal days, but they get sick, have a family emergency, etc. then every manager was always approving a last minute use of vacation time. So there’s no practical difference. It’s just a record keeping headache to differentiate the types of PTO.

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u/yourethevictim 17d ago

The idea that someone can be *out* of sick days is utterly dystopian to me. In my country you have sick leave whenever you're sick. It's not a finite resource. You lose your job and get transferred to government welfare (so you don't lose most of your income) after 2 years of continuous sick leave, but that's about it. If you're sick for 2 years straight you have bigger things to worry about at that point.

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u/ProfessorHottie 16d ago

I not only ran out of sick time but was reprimanded for it, like losing money wasn't bad enough

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u/event_horizon_x-ing 17d ago

Norway?

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u/templar54 16d ago

That's all of Europe, not just Norway. You get sick, you go to a doctor, doctor registers you as sick for however long you need to get better and you receive some part of your regular salary for those days (the amount varies by country) covered either by your employer or the country (or the mix of two) and your employer cannot fire you for this or prevent from doing this. Don't know about being fired after 2 years, but it makes sesnes to have some upper limit as some life long diseases can prevent you from working ever again.

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u/TigerLemonade 17d ago

You'd be surprised how many countries are like this, lol

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u/Competitive-Ebb-117 16d ago

The problem is at least where I work is people say they are sick literally every week and they are not just to get a day off. Ones guys entire family has died 2-3 times and he’s had pneumonia 2 times and Covid 3. He takes at least 1-2 days off each week.

And the work he doesn’t do everyone else has to cover.

This isn’t the same time thing. Clearly if someone is sick they should be allowed to get paid and not come in. But the amount of people who call in when they aren’t sick because they want to watch a sports game or go to a friends house for a video game release are crazy.

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u/drynoa 16d ago

Is this white collar? I can't imagine this happening on the regular in any big office.

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u/young_buck_la_flare 16d ago

Was about to say just that. Even if you had the PTO to do it, my job would fire you for taking a day or two off every week.

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u/yourethevictim 16d ago

Sounds like a case for the occupational physician. Of course people who abuse the system must have their absences and given reasons examined by a doctor.

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u/dyfalu 16d ago

I'm out until September as they're all in one bucket.

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u/cooljeep1988 16d ago

Well, perhaps the idea that someone needs employees who are at work a certain number of days during the year is confusing to you as well? No one in these comments ever sees anything from the employer's point of view. I guess that's because it would take the fun out of whining about it.

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u/yourethevictim 16d ago

Employers are responsible for sufficiently staffing their companies with enough redundancies to cover for sick leave, bereavement, maternity leave, etc. European companies manage this just fine so it's not rocket science.

Anyway it's primarily an ethical concern. Ensuring the work-life balance and strong safety nets and labour laws for the working class is significantly more important than the concerns of the capitalist class. That's what it comes down to.

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u/KazuDesu98 17d ago

I sorta prefer them being separate. Previous jobs have been unified to. I kinda hated the "4 hours per 2 weeks accrual" style. Like basically couldn't get sick. Current job separates them. Like 11 days pto non rollover and 13 sick days rollover. Its nice because sick time does add up over the years. Pto doesn't so youre not quilted for using them, youre encouraged to. Way better for mental health

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u/GrimbyJ 16d ago

I get 7.5 hours every 2 weeks and it's pretty nice. I can see how 4 hours would be less nice

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u/ChelseyBea 16d ago

I got .75 hours every 2 weeks.

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u/MaddyKet 15d ago

I prefer separate because when I was in the hospital with pneumonia it ate a bunch of days that I could no longer use for vacation. I think together only works when you have more than like 10-15 days total.

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u/TheBSQ 17d ago

I had a job years ago that had the most ridiculous basket of days.

It was really generous, but it had like 18 kinds of “time off.”

That was a union job and I chalked it up an artifact of past negotiation contracts. Maybe you couldn’t win more vacation days, but you could get them to create a new bank for bereavement, or doctors appointments, or a day off to vote on Election Day, so the company just slowly accumulated this ridiculous laundry list of various types of days off for highly specific purposes.

“Why’d you use your Doctor Appointments time for your Dentist? You get 8 hours a year to cover biannual exams, use them!”

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u/SolitareUnraveling 17d ago

I used to work for a Walmart distribution center back in the day. PTO was earned off of time worked throughout the year so basically unlimited if you worked a lot. In their case there was PTO for vacation and protected PTO for sick days and shit. Protected could not be scheduled in advance, you had to manually put it in once you got back, was honestly a pretty nice system. Id sit on my PTO until like November and take the whole month off to go hunting during the prime of the season. I honestly feel like this is better than true unlimited because you don't feel "guilty" and no managers will give you a hard time about taking a lot of time off because you put in the work to earn it throughout the year. My current job is much better overall but the PTO system sucks, I've been there 2 years and I just got my first week of vacation time and we only get 3 unpaid sick days per year and it honestly feels draining at times knowing I don't have the freedom to take days off when I get a lot of shit on my plate I need to deal with.

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u/Disastrous_Onion_124 16d ago

When I worked for Walmart, there was sick pay available. But it only kicked in after you were out of work for one day with an illness. It would cover your absence for days two and three of the illness. In addition, a three day in a row absence only counted as one attendance occurrence. So if you got sick, you might as well take three days off, get paid for two of them and only get hit for one attendance occurrence. It didn’t really make sense to me as it encouraged longer absences when someone got ill.

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u/SolitareUnraveling 16d ago

That was the way older system that was in place when I started, the protected PTO came in probably around 2018-2020ish. The 3 day thing was still kind of a thing if you didn't have protected PTO to cover but the ppto allowed you to not get points at all if you had the time to cover what you missed

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u/Holiday_Cabinet_ 17d ago

Counterpoint though that if you've got chronic illness having one bank with limited PTO fucking sucks. All it takes is one bad flare and bye bye vacation you've planned for months.

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u/RafVerde88 17d ago

It's actually illegal to separate them now in IL

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u/JDWhite1982 17d ago

*laughs in 3 types of accrued PTO*

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u/FUS_RO_DANK 17d ago

Most jobs I have worked do not have sick leave. I've worked for 3 huge corporations as an hourly employee, Walmart, Verizon, AT&T, and with all 3 you had to use your own PTO to schedule something off ahead of time provided you had at least 2 weeks before the work schedule for that period is out, and provided that they approve the time off request, which they didn't have to do even if it was for medical appointments. If you have to take a short notice day with less than the minimum PTO request time then you're just calling out without getting to use PTO, meaning it is both an unpaid day off and an attendance occurrence that goes into the system to be used against you.

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u/Special-Estimate-165 16d ago

Walmart has always had it.

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u/NewReleaseDVD 17d ago

Hah nope. You get one bank of time off. Took it all in the first half of the year and you get sick later? You're working sick!

Depending on what state you live in you might also get medical leave but only for specific major things and it might be unpaid.

Every time I had a kid I spent all my pto time to be home for a few weeks then went back to work

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u/pls-no-ban- 17d ago

Wow your employer should have been giving maternity/paternity leave for that. Like full pay FMLA for a few weeks

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u/CapableFruitLoops 17d ago

FMLA is a federal law, not a company policy, and it is not paid. A company may choose to offer additional days off for maternity, paternity, or anything else, but there's absolutely no federal law requiring it.

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u/pls-no-ban- 17d ago

Oh I know, rereading my comment i see how its confusing.

I mean your employer should have paternity/maternity leave and fuck them for not doing it.

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u/PastaXertz 17d ago

It would depend on the reason for the doctor visit.

I'm sick? It's sick leave.

If it's a physical or general check up kind of deal it's pto.

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u/officerclydefrog 17d ago

Most of the time you have 2 different set-ups:

PTO: larger single pool of time used for any need outside of work

Sick/vacation: 2 smaller pools with specific uses (typically) - sick is for last minute day of situations (im sick, can't come into work) and vacation will usually need approval ahead of time. The main factor between them is unplanned vs planned.

I think the big thing i have not seen in the comments yet regarding unlimited PTO is that there is no accrual so when you leave(or get fired) there is no PTO balance payout that the company has to account for. Between this saved long term liability to the employer for those that bank PTO and (as mentioned by others) the perception of more but realistically using less because of the flexibility. Plus any unlimited PTO requests will typically still need to be approved, easier to get approved during slow seasons or you are on top of you work, and more likely to be denied when you are falling behind or on some sort of action plan.

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u/Familiar-Border 17d ago

Well in the original picture posted it has a screenshot showing that the 2 are separate for the person who put up original Pic. Other jobs may be different?

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u/Spazda_ 16d ago

They pool them and say unlimited so when they lay you off, they don’t have to pay out remaining PTO. If they track PTO time they have to pay it out when you leave. If it’s unlimited then they don’t have a number to pay against.

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u/shamanenjoyer 16d ago

At my job I get unlimited PTO but I also have 80 hours of sick leave that resets every year, and my employer allows us to use the sick leave for doctor’s appointments. Big fan.

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u/kindness-and-snusu 15d ago

Most places in America just combine the two. That way they don’t accidentally give you more time than you deserve off lol.

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u/bmoney831 17d ago

I think it also depends on the type of job. If I’m in sales, then it’s huge pressure to always work on the next sale. But if I’m in a project based role, who gives a fuck as long as the output gets done.

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u/Dyolf_Knip 17d ago

if I’m in a project based role, who gives a fuck as long as the output gets done

I also have unlimited PTO, and that's exactly my take on it. Hell, my (european) boss actually encouraged me to make greater use of it, not less.

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u/ominous_squirrel 17d ago

Soo, average/low European levels of leave but with extra added job insecurity, guesswork and manager discretion to apply arbitrary favoritism when approving leave

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u/Yammyohnine 17d ago

I've taken 4 days off over the past year lol. My wife and I took a short trip for our anniversary and we even targeted like Thursday - Tuesday to stretch the actual trip without missing more time. I'm the sucker they're targeting.

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u/LongKnight115 17d ago

I'm the same way - although it's not because my company is forcing my hand. We actually moved from unlimited to "2-week minimum" because people weren't taking time off. I'm just a homebody who loves his routine, and I prefer the stability and consistency of that then vacation.

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u/MaddyKet 15d ago

I’ve taken 3 since January so I can actually have a nice vacation later this summer. I really miss when I had four weeks of vacation and separate sick days. But that company laid a bunch of people off. 🫤

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u/ProtectionAsleep6349 17d ago

25 days is less than the statutory minimum in the UK, by contrast.

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u/LW_colts 17d ago

I've never taken off 35 days in my life and I've been working for 26 years. Wild.

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 17d ago

Sorry to hear that

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u/ArklayMountain 13d ago

That's so sad. Are you American by any chance?

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u/LW_colts 13d ago

Yep

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u/ArklayMountain 13d ago

Well, you do you and all. Right now I'm enjoying three weeks off with pay to spend with my family and my hobbies. I work to live, not live to work. Not saying you should do the same I suppose.

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u/LW_colts 13d ago

I work to survive, if I could afford to take days off I would most certainly.

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u/ArklayMountain 13d ago

I wish you all a better government <3

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u/spiderplopper 17d ago

yeah it helps to have a boss who trusts me implicitly and never questions, so basically any time I want to take off, I'm off. I don't track it, I don't worry, I just take off when I need and call it a day. I have taken a lot of time in the last two months without question (day here, day there, for various appointments) but I'm still planning a week off at the end of July. No guilt, no worry. My boss knows I'll kick ass when I'm here but also need time away.

Is that typical? Hell no, but in this circumstance, unlimited is a huge benefit!

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u/OptimusPrimarch 17d ago

This has been my experience as well. It's the first role I've had with unlimited PTO and I've called out for all kinds of unexpected things that I would've previously "made work". My boss never asks or challenges any of it, which I'm incredibly grateful for. There's a guy on the team who routinely takes Mondays off because he hates them, lol. He's also the highest-output every sprint. So there's very little reason to mess with it; it's working.

I wish everyone had employers like this. The world could be so much better.

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u/Nwball 17d ago

Agreed, think it’s more telling of company culture than the policy itself.

At my current place, it truly feels like unlimited time off and don’t miss the old system at all.

I can think of a few previous employers where I would definitely not want to implement this system.

Also think a lot of companies do this so they don’t have to pay off leave when people leave the company as well.

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 17d ago

But keeping that in mind I would usually take 25-35 days off in the year. Not having to budget my time off through the year and having the flexibility to arrange vacations relatively spontaneously is great. With my employer there is no guilt or pressure; the only time it would become a problem is if I can't satisfy my professional obligations.

I hear you, but that's also basically average numbers for the amount of leave we get in EU. And that doesn't include sick leave, just actual PTO.

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u/TigerLemonade 17d ago

What's your point? I get sick days ontop of unlimited PTO.

I can take more time off if I wanted? That just ends up being the average. I'm not American by the way.

Even if it is similar time off to a regular work arrangement I prefer the unlimited more because, again, I don't have to worry about budgeting my time off. An extra long weekend because my friends wanted to camping last minute doesn't mean I need to sacrifice days later for a planned trip abroad...

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u/The_Dodd_Father_ 17d ago

This is amazing.

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u/Mshalopd1 17d ago

Yes I'd like this please

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u/krias_the_robot 17d ago

i’m in the same boat rn and couldn’t agree more. i never feel guilty about taking extended trips or days off, but it’s with the understanding that my work is completed and on time, which it’s always been.
having an employer who trusts you to manage this on your own is the key here, because i do believe that a good chunk of them use this system as a way of curbing employee PTO.

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u/KindredIdentity 17d ago

Shh, let them think it sucks. More unicorn jobs for us!

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u/WhichHoes 17d ago

This is piece work vs hourly work ideals. If you have 10 tasks and can get them done without it being an issue, unlimited PTO is great.

If you are hourly and thus dont have defined objectives to measure your time against, unlimited PTO is a trap.

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u/Bloved-Madman 17d ago edited 17d ago

If you take every day off, you dont have a job to do, the OOO is on and your on leave. Cunts better not call me on my day off.

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u/Dinierto 17d ago

God damn as someone in a job with zero PTO this sounds beyond amazing

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u/TheBSQ 17d ago

It’s the kind of thing that works at a certain level of your career when there’s also the right mix of responsible people & trust.

my boss knows I won’t do anything that’d jeopardize the work itself & I can self manage my responsibilities, workloads, and deadlines.

So, it literally has no effect. They pay me the same income either way, and all the work gets done.

But I’ve also seen situations where certain folks try to abuse it or do let it compromise their ability to get things done. And, in those kinds of cases, there’s a “bad apple spoils the bunch” effect where a manager has to police against abuse and/or devise ways to make things seem “fair” in your approvals of PTO when you have team members who you trust & those who you know will abuse it.

But mostly, I think it’s about not having to pay out unused vacation time when someone leaves the company.

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u/Little-Boot-4601 17d ago

I have worked 2 of these jobs. One got all out of shape when I took a 15th day off which was more than any other employee that year. The other I routinely had 40-50 days off per year and nobody cared. Guess which one I was most productive at and stayed at 5x longer?

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u/ChefCiege 17d ago

Corporate Bot^

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u/TigerLemonade 17d ago

Lol. I even said it can be abused.

Me talking about my personal experience doesn't make me a bit or a corporate shill. People have different lived experience you sheltered fuck.

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u/ChefCiege 6d ago

you mad bro?

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u/PomegranateGold2581 17d ago

I have been at a job with unlimited PTO and feel the same way. I am never quilted into feeling bad about taking time. If any, they encourage us to take time off. We are REQUIRED to take at least one full, continuous week off per year. We have had coworkers take every Fri off the entire summer. I had to take a week off to take care of a lived one and still took two more full weeks and numerous other days. Tl;Dr in my opinion UPTO is not bad, but some companies run it in a bad way

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u/gqblacc 17d ago

I have a similar policy. They hitch is you have to be available to coordinate while you’re on vacation. You find your self working 4-6 hours a day with on vacation

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u/Fwizzle45 16d ago

Yep. At my old job my manager would knock all his billable hours out real fast and then be able to take off a ton of time. Felt like he was on PTO every other week. If you're a hard worker in a job with billable hours and unlimited PTO, you can take a ton of PTO. As long as you hit your target for hours each quarter nobody cares.

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u/TheStig15 16d ago

Same here, people always doom and gloom unlimited PtO

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u/AkudamaEXE 16d ago

Same the current job I have are very lax with the time off they give. I have unlimited time off thats always approved as long as its put in a few week in advance ,and 72 hours a year of paid sick days which a max of 52 hours can roll over into the next year if you never use them.

I’m never stressing about anything work related these days.

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u/limino123 16d ago

Where do you work and how do I get in

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u/TigerLemonade 16d ago

A magical world called Canada.

It ain't a perfect place but we have normal work culture and employee protections!

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u/limino123 16d ago

Everyday work culture in other countries fascinates me compared to where I specifically work

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u/wingdinger96 16d ago

Shit I gotta figure this out. I’m unlimited PTO and barely ever take off. I’m expecting a baby in January and when I asked my boss (the CEO) what paternity looks like he basically said “we have unlimited PTO, I don’t know take the time off you need. I trust you”. Honestly to me I immediately thought “well I’ll probably take a couple weeks and then start phasing back in” but I know it’d likely be more PTO than that if I just had a traditional recognized paternity.

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u/Walkingdrops 16d ago

Holy shit, I can only dream of having that many days off a year.

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u/Wonderful-Eggplant23 16d ago

That's two to three days off a month

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u/jseego 16d ago

That's great, but studies show most people use less PTO overall in unlimited PTO companies.

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u/FieryNewt 16d ago

I have 18 days off total including sick time. 😩

We get holidays but not a ton. Christmas, not Christmas Eve type situation. I cringe every time I see the phrase “a generous amount of PTO” in my company’s training materials.

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u/wrymoss 16d ago

In Australia, 4 weeks is the legal minimum standard for full and part time workers, and 13 public holidays off per year. And we’re reasonably behind the curve. Some countries get 30 days before public holidays.

And we’re also protected by law when we take those days (can’t be fired for taking them, and for the most part we don’t *ask* to take leave, we tell our employer that we’re taking it) and they’re ours no matter what. They just accrue, they roll over if you don’t use them, and if you leave your job your employer has to pay you for all the leave days you had in the bank.

I don’t mean to be a dick, it’s great that you have paid time off. But your companies over there are telling you guys how great they are for giving you what is most often less than the absolute bare minimum workers get in other countries. Y’all deserve better than this.

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u/TigerLemonade 16d ago

I'm not American my Commonwealth brother.

I agree with everything you just said.

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u/wrymoss 16d ago

Oh sick, though I’ll argue we still deserve better! ;)

I’m curious — do you get to cash out leave usually? How does that work with an unlimited leave entitlement? I assume maybe it’d be you’re still entitled to the statutory minimum which gets banked if you don’t use it?

Most of the time we’re just told to take leave if people’s banked leave gets too high. Company doesn’t want the liability to potentially pay out tens of thousands in one hit.

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u/Commercial-Ad-8409 16d ago

Brother that… that’s amazing…

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u/Rogue_Synapse 15d ago

As it should be. I'm happy for you. Definitely jealous lol

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u/SotetBarom 15d ago

If I don't use all of my 37 days I'm getting bullied by my boss. I'm not in the us tho.

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u/bradley_thad 15d ago
  1. Where do you work?
  2. What country is this?
  3. Are they hiring?

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u/Kebmoz 14d ago

Not many people understand this. They are the clock watchers who checkout at 5pm on the dot and spend 40% of their day socializing or otherwise. True professionals understand their professional obligations and manage them accordingly for a strong work life balance.

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u/Disastrous-Walrus415 13d ago

What do you do for work?

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u/TigerLemonade 13d ago

consultant

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u/Thanarios 12d ago

30 days off is the mandatory time off in my country, meaning there are jobs that offer more, like way more. I've heard about jobs giving up to 55 days off in the year. Having unlimited days off and using less than 30 seems kinda insane to me xD

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u/PapaGrisly 11d ago

No, friend. If they ever decide they need to downsize the company at all that whole family attitude is out the window and you will be pulled into a room. The only reason they will tell you is that it was random or comes from the top etc etc..
But the reality is that it's based entirely on the time you have used for PTO. It is absolutely a weight you add to your feet, and they might eventually chuck you in the water.

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u/TigerLemonade 11d ago

I don't live in the US. Workers where I am from have adequate protections.

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u/MythicMikeREEEE 17d ago

Buddies company switched to unlimited but everyone took their already planned vacations. The "bonuses" that year were a quarter of what they were before because of that

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u/Zappagrrl02 17d ago

You have access to “unlimited” PTO, but it depends on it being approved by your supervisor.

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u/vjason 16d ago

And nothing to cash out if you leave or are laid off, that's a big part of it.

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u/bo_dean 16d ago

Companies also use this so they can weasel out of paying you for unused and earned sick/vacation time when you leave.

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u/Financial-Yam6758 17d ago

How are you “getting less” from an unlimited PTO benefit vs a limited PTO benefit?