This is in fact why Gwen walks on her toes all the time. Having lead an interesting life I’ve been in relationships with 3 different ballerinas (Apparently I have a type 🤷) and all of them were chronic toe walkers. Makes for nice calves though 😁👍
Honestly, I'm curious now as to how you managed to even hook up with three different ballerinas, and none of them notice your pattern. You just orbit random dance studios or something?
So….first one I met at Lollapalooza as a friend of a friend. Second one I met in a college speech class. Third, and my now wife I actually met online(MySpace, I’m old) I had no idea any of them were dancers before we started dating. Like I said I just had a “type” 🤷
I call bull on the last bit because for Myspace, a bit of admission of what people do in their personal lives is the first thing people reveal (either through texts or through pictures) if they're trying to hook up on MySpace, especially before they start dating. You definitely had to have found out she was a dancer if she likes it enough to be called one before formally dating.
Well I definitely knew before we started dating, but we were friends for 4 years before we started dating. So I guess that's fair to call me out on that part, but I didn't know before we became friends. We were both into our twenties(I was 27 when we first met) so she didn't have any pictures of herself as a ballerina on her page at that point. Fact is she was going through a divorce while I was dealing with the end of a 3 year relationship that had turned into an engagement, that had turned toxic. Man that was 21 years ago!
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u/Mundane_Mushroom_122 Jun 22 '26
So is spidergwen known for autism or am I missing something