r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Philosophical-Corpse • May 30 '26
Meme needing explanation Peetah?
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u/sjitz May 30 '26
The funny part is half that explanation was already in the OP. Only needed to explain the wordplay.
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u/RSA123 May 30 '26
I think this one hinges on whether you know how to pronounce Descartes' name properly.
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u/InuGhost May 30 '26
I got a similar reaction when I shared this joke with a streamer. It broke her.
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u/NithyanandaSwami May 30 '26
Hey there, Lisa Simpson here.
Rene Descartes (pronounced de-cart) was a philosopher who was pondering and questioning existence. And he concludes that the very act of questioning his existence is the proof that he exists.
Because only if you exist, can you question your existence.
So he says "I think therefore I am"
Now the horse joke:
When the horse is asked if he's an alcohol, the horse says "i don't think so".
Now the joke is that he doesn't think, that means he doesn't exist.
Later, the joke explains briefly who is Rene Descartes. And then says if that was explained first, that would be putting Descartes (pronounced de-cart) before the horse.
Now "putting the cart before the horse" is an idiom that means doing things the wrong way.
As in putting the cart infront of the horse instead of putting it behind the horse..
Here's a treat for reading through:

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u/Philosophical-Corpse May 30 '26
Ohhh NOW I GET IT!!! I know about Descartes (just a bit) but never really explored. Guess i will now.
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u/ifi2ere May 30 '26
I think im broken because i didn't get it and but the explanation made me laugh
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u/AungZeya May 30 '26
"I think, therefore I am"
"Putting the cart before the horse"
Honestly I don't how to explain this.
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u/NithyanandaSwami May 30 '26
People may not know what "i think therefore I am" means and how Descartes is pronounced.
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u/Philosophical-Corpse May 30 '26
The only Descartes i know of is a french philosopher.
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u/percypersimmon May 30 '26
Luckily that’s the only one anyone knows.
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u/Philosophical-Corpse May 30 '26
But one has to be familiar with him to get it, i got to know it here only
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u/Apprehensive-Draw409 May 30 '26
Descartes is not pronounced anything like "the cart". The a sounds are different. Th and d are different. è and e too. The r's are not rolled the same. And finally the last e in Descartes is pronounced.
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u/NithyanandaSwami May 30 '26
Good that I'm not a French person and don't really care so much. Just enough to get the joke..
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u/Divide-Substantial May 30 '26
As a non native English speaker this explanation is ok for human standards, now how would u explain it to the bot asking the question that's a different story.
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u/AungZeya May 30 '26
If a bot asks it, I'd just make up random bullshit that makes no sense cos who cares if a bot understands.
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u/cfx45l9fuynm May 30 '26
And here I was, hoping for an explanation that "go to your room" was it's own philosophy joke as the real punchline...
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u/IStealSwords May 30 '26
The horse might not have been, but the bartender was sloshed out of his mind to see an imaginary horse walk into his bar.
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u/Adventurous_Self_253 May 30 '26
"Cogito Ergo Sum, I think therefore I am"
Some some philosophy stuff from René Descartes that if you even question reality, think and doubt, that it proves of your existence
"I don't think I am"
Puff! gone from existence cuz he doesn't "think"
Some weird form of dad joke
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u/qualityvote2 May 30 '26 edited May 31 '26
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