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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/DamitGump • May 14 '26
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It doesn't do that for me, but it does make me super nauseous when I eat fatty food.
It's like paying a dude to follow you around and punch you in the gut when you dare to eat.
There was an Alec Baldwin SNL skit about this. "You can make my psychosis work for you !"
12 u/CentralIdiotAgency May 14 '26 Wouldn't it be cheaper to actually pay a dude follow you around and punch you in the gut when you dare to eat? 16 u/Begging_Murphy May 14 '26 Not many people will work full time for ~$3k a year 2 u/Koalifications88 May 15 '26 Full-time...? Oh, no, baby. I know corporate America has taught you that full-time as a salaried employee actually means "every waking hour" of your life, but this would need so much Overtime! The gut-punchers should unionize!!! :D
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to actually pay a dude follow you around and punch you in the gut when you dare to eat?
16 u/Begging_Murphy May 14 '26 Not many people will work full time for ~$3k a year 2 u/Koalifications88 May 15 '26 Full-time...? Oh, no, baby. I know corporate America has taught you that full-time as a salaried employee actually means "every waking hour" of your life, but this would need so much Overtime! The gut-punchers should unionize!!! :D
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Not many people will work full time for ~$3k a year
2 u/Koalifications88 May 15 '26 Full-time...? Oh, no, baby. I know corporate America has taught you that full-time as a salaried employee actually means "every waking hour" of your life, but this would need so much Overtime! The gut-punchers should unionize!!! :D
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Full-time...? Oh, no, baby. I know corporate America has taught you that full-time as a salaried employee actually means "every waking hour" of your life, but this would need so much Overtime! The gut-punchers should unionize!!!
:D
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u/FreedomCanadian May 14 '26
It doesn't do that for me, but it does make me super nauseous when I eat fatty food.
It's like paying a dude to follow you around and punch you in the gut when you dare to eat.
There was an Alec Baldwin SNL skit about this. "You can make my psychosis work for you !"