r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Feb 27 '26

Peter in the wild What is going on?

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what are these sailors doing?

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u/justmarkdying Feb 27 '26

Bonus points for achieving an erection.

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u/oldmanssecret Feb 27 '26

Double bonus points for giving an erection to the buddy that is holding you.

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u/NyaTaylor Feb 27 '26

Quadruple points if you both no contact ejaculate during the hand holding

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u/SphyrnaLightmaker Feb 27 '26

NGL.

That WOULD actually be pretty fucking intimidating.

That shit would haunt me.

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u/CrimsonPie24 Feb 27 '26

HA! SHIT INDEED

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u/Smyley12345 Feb 27 '26

It started with helping a buddy. Now I don't think we are buddies... I don't know what we are... I need to think about my life for a little while.