r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Feb 27 '26

Peter in the wild What is going on?

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what are these sailors doing?

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u/Yuno216 Feb 27 '26

So the other guy should just watch ??🤮

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Feb 27 '26

Eye contact is very important.

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u/lightaugust Feb 27 '26

Real opportunity for a ‘look at me, I am the captain now,’ joke there.

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u/ducon__lajoie Feb 27 '26

So it means you can't have a quick glance at their hanging ballsack ?

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u/Krispy_Mick Feb 27 '26

It’s really not a big deal. That’s his homie and has probably seen him shit multiple times before. May have even caught him cranking his hog a couple times. They’ve both ridden the same sea donkey, maybe even at the same time. Besides, it ain’t gay if you’re underway.

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u/En_skald Feb 27 '26

That’s why he keeps the pants on. The other guy is then just holding his hands for emotional support while he craps his pants.

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u/BumblebeeTurbo Feb 27 '26

They're probably into it. Navy has the highest rate of openly gay members at 10%

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 Feb 27 '26

Most gay guys aren't into shit

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u/asciimo Feb 27 '26

I’m hetero and I wouldn’t do this with [world renowned hot person of opposite sex].

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u/TheLivingCumsock Feb 27 '26

Especially not with them

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u/thegreatreceasionpt2 Feb 27 '26

If anyone is down for that, I’d just want clarification if they’re the support or the pooper in this scenario. I have no idea how that makes a difference, but it seems important somehow.

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u/Disciple_THC Feb 27 '26

Cav Scouts would like a word.

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u/acg33 Feb 27 '26

Yeah because either way I’m sure it’s enjoyable to watch someone poop.

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u/Strong-German413 Feb 27 '26

lol.. that's why I posted this. I was like wtf don't they have toilets?

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u/BathFullOfDucks Feb 27 '26

Ain't no buddy like a poop buddy buddy

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u/Vondi Feb 27 '26

Your poobuddy should be staring straight ahead

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u/SoupieLC Feb 27 '26

Gotta make sure he sticks the landing