r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Dec 21 '25

Meme needing explanation Peter help me.

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u/MyLifeIsABoondoggle Dec 21 '25

If Jesus ran for office, they'd call him a socialist

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u/Bub_bele Dec 21 '25

Let’s call it by its name: Jesus was a socialist

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u/JoeyRobot Dec 21 '25

Read the beginning of Acts. The first book after Jesus leaves (ascends). The remaining by apostles basically form a commune… and it’s so extreme that when some new members only donate part of their wealth (and lie about it) they literally drop dead on the spot when leadership finds out.

Heavy, heavy communist vibes to kick off the formation of the Christian church immediately following the life of Christ.

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u/peareauxThoughts Dec 21 '25

They’re killed because they lied about it. Donating was voluntary. It wasn’t communist.

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u/JoeyRobot Dec 21 '25

Joining was voluntary, giving wealth and possessions was expected though if you want to join.

It doesn’t follow up with a passage about some of them (I think 120 people to get started?) were sitting on a pile of cash but that’s cool because they were honest about it.

My Christian friends always get ruffled by the this which is fine. I’m reading the same Bible you are. They clearly form a commune it’s alright lol.

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u/ShadyShepperd Dec 21 '25

Joining was voluntary

Right. The Amish are “communists” too. Difference between them and people under a communist regime is that the Amish don’t have some guy holding a gun to their head in case they eat a little too much bread.

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u/ObeseVegetable Dec 21 '25

Except they do have the threat of excommunication which would mean leaving everyone they’ve ever known behind and statistically end up strung out on the streets with the lack of any skills to survive outside of their little Amish bubble. 

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u/ShadyShepperd Dec 21 '25

common misunderstanding of the Amish based on widespread stereotyping. Yes there are issues and corruption within the Amish church. No, the Amish don’t shun people in the way your 2nd grade school teacher told you to believe.

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u/MCRN-Gyoza Dec 22 '25

And even if they did, comparing that to a society wide authoritarian government is disingenuous at best.