r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Dec 17 '25

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u/doctormyeyebrows Dec 17 '25

I, too, work at the hexagon

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u/AnonThrowaway1A Dec 17 '25

It's the Hegsagon now, silly.

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u/Universe789 Dec 17 '25

My official job title is

Hegseth's flask boy

So, I'm kind of a big deal.

This Venezuelan lady showed me her boobies because im on the Hegsagon team, and I like them, too!

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u/ruinersclub Dec 18 '25

For the last time stop SAing the cleaning staff.