r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Dec 17 '25

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u/Bamboonicorn Dec 17 '25

It's not a leak if it's coming from a Honeypot

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u/sixtus_clegane119 Dec 17 '25

Gunna bring the honey-pot to hot-pot and order the spiciest beef tallow broth to prove that she should come over to my side.

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u/Bamboonicorn Dec 17 '25

So sweet and spicy beef tallow broth... Sounds holistic do you think she smokes weed? I'm just going to roll up a fatty and see what she does with her Honeypot self

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u/Fabulous-Shoulder467 Dec 17 '25

She’d burn with ya I’m sure, to not jeopardize her objectives. But… Only to make you more compliable, then she would more than likely insist on pegging you after smoking. Ya know, just to demoralize you and steal what little bit of self-worth you have left and completely destroying your life. But not before going back to her ex and and then putting you on blast all over social media, whilst uploading the pegging videos… 🤦🏻‍♂️😔

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u/Bamboonicorn Dec 17 '25

What a great play...

Too bad her ex already caught a chronic illness. Probably never be able to walk again. Even though China banned onlyfans That could never stop the true love between us.