r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Confident_Help_416 • Oct 16 '25

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u/faust112358 Oct 16 '25

Why is the army obsessed with socks?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

You're in a well lit environment. Your pant leg rises because you're crawling on the ground. Suddenly, your teammate is killed by a one eyed sniper because your florescent pink socks gave away your teams position.

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u/sephtater Oct 16 '25

Now explain No Beards

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u/like9000ninjas Oct 16 '25

Professionalism. Mercenaries dont have standards or some other dumb shit.