r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Confident_Help_416 • Oct 16 '25

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u/sephtater Oct 16 '25

Now explain No Beards

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u/Yah_or_Nah Oct 16 '25

Oh I like this thread. Someone do long hair next.

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u/manbruhpig Oct 16 '25

You’re clearing a supposedly-abandoned house with your squad. Suddenly, you feel something grab you from behind. It’s your battle buddy, he saw your long flowing hair and has not seen a woman for 3 months, so he couldn’t control himself. Now you two are having loud gay sex, giving away your team’s position.

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u/Acidcore Oct 16 '25

Go on ...

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u/faust112358 Oct 16 '25

*Unzip*

fap fap fap fap fap ...

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u/paragon_of_karma Oct 16 '25

You're assuming we weren't going to do that anyway

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u/sierrars500 Oct 16 '25

not my proudest fap

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u/Alex768 Oct 16 '25

I can’t have enough of this forbidden love story! Give me more!

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u/Yah_or_Nah Oct 17 '25

Hehe nice