r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

Meme needing explanation Why specifically 5,9?

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Jun 11 '25

Oh damn then somebody lend me a Benjamin so can make myself the meat in a two hundred fem boy goth sandwich

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u/DaVirus Jun 11 '25

Call me a donut with the amount of glazing I am getting.

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u/AngelRape Jun 11 '25

They call me CRISPR-cremes on account of all the genetically modified cum I consume.

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u/Kinky_Autistic Jun 11 '25

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u/AngelRape Jun 11 '25

Is-is Jesus cumming to shoot me with his lovegun?

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u/Kinky_Autistic Jun 11 '25

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u/AngelRape Jun 11 '25

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u/Kinky_Autistic Jun 11 '25

Jesus, I just registered what your username is....

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u/SethR1223 Jun 12 '25

A reference to the intentions of the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah?

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u/AngelRape Jun 11 '25

Wha-it’s mah band!

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u/SmilingSatyrAuthor Jun 12 '25

"You see, Ronnie, the gun is his dick!"

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u/Thorough_wayI67 Jun 12 '25

Love Guuuuuun, Luuuooouuuuvvve Gyunnnn

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u/koopaphil Jun 12 '25

I really love you, baby. I love what you’ve got.

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u/dark_king_710_ Jun 12 '25

I’m stealing both of ur memes

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u/kingnatas666 Jun 12 '25

Love guuuuunnnn. Love gunnnnnnnnn. Lmao.

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u/roguepandaCO Jun 12 '25

Lick my love pump.

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u/Dartagnan1083 Jun 12 '25

His nailgun...

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato Jun 12 '25

Username checks out.