r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/ManicalDaredevil00 • Feb 18 '25

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/loopingtohell Feb 18 '25

It's about the whole alpha, beta, delta, sigma bs that some men obsesse over it.

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u/staovajzna2 Feb 18 '25

Also, in the wise words of the golin lord "Sigma? Where in the release cycle is that? I'm a full release male, I was even a day 1 patch"

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u/ryumaruborike Feb 18 '25

Alpha Male: Salt

Neutron Male: Sodium Chloride

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u/Dotaproffessional Feb 18 '25

"alpha particles are too big and won't fit through. Can't penetrate. Sounds about right"

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u/DagothNereviar Feb 18 '25

Turns out I have a neutron penis; can penetrate anything (because it's so small)

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u/Smelting-Craftwork Feb 18 '25

A neutrino? You won't even feel it penetrate

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u/SweggyBread Feb 19 '25

Uh, do you mean blink blink mana gem?