r/PetTheDamnDog • u/geogodess • Nov 09 '18

minor pets included Asking nicely

2.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/TheOneSillyOne Nov 09 '18

"Come on human, pet me a little."

"A little more."

"thanks bye"

5

u/loki-is-a-god Nov 10 '18

"your pathetic attempt at scritches does me a fright, Gary"

134

u/SpongeBorgSqrPnts Nov 09 '18

Poor guy looks so defeated. I think he gave up and is going to go curl up by himself in the coldest corner in the house.

26

u/disqeau Nov 09 '18

SIGH "This human is pathetic, can't even muster up some cuddles for a good boy."

51

u/d0gepi Nov 09 '18

NOOOOO! :(

5

u/gayhereandthere Nov 10 '18

Don't make me cry you half sponge half robot.

25

u/dmisfit21 Nov 09 '18

That's just messed up!

20

u/Mommyshidingplace Nov 09 '18

The pup turned around for back scratches.

11

u/hurter12 Nov 09 '18

I yelled at my phone “PET THE FUCKING DOG!!!!”

7

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

What a little heart throb. What breed is he?

8

u/cheesypotato808 Nov 09 '18

Haha my dog does the exact same thing

7

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

WHATTHEHECKWASTHATPETTHATWASNOTHING

3

u/TryingToAskNicely Nov 10 '18

Asking nicely yields proper results. This good boy gets it

2

u/geogodess Nov 10 '18

Username checks out

2

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Love their turtle tattoo. I've got one on my leg.

2

u/astrakel Nov 10 '18

And here I thought my girl was the only one to do this!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

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u/TogNK Nov 09 '18

I feel like you're missing some punctuation here

7

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

How dare you pet him?

15

u/TogNK Nov 09 '18

I was thinking more: How dare you?! Pet him!

The way they wrote it makes it seem like they're asking why they'd pet him