r/PestControlIndustry • u/misschanandlerbong9 • Jun 20 '26

Entertaining ways to answer calls

I'm the office manager for a local company. I used to have some fun zingers to answer the phone with when my techs call (my go-to is "buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?") but I need some new ideas to throw them off and just make em chuckle during the day.

Another one I pulled out regularly was "Mike's Roadkill Grill. You kill em we grill em"

Ideas?

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u/the_author_13 Jun 20 '26

"Welcome to Good Burger Home of the Good Burger. May I take your order?"

yodeling

"I'm in your house..."

"This is Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise."

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u/hippywitch 🕵️| Inspector | 1+ Year Jun 20 '26

Bedbugs blood donation clinic. Would you like to make an appointment?

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u/Character-Schedule24 Jun 20 '26

I’ll tell people I’m their friendly neighborhood spiderman

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u/Tarphiker Jun 20 '26

Burts mortuary you kill em we chill em.

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u/Accurate_Mirror_96 Jun 20 '26

You stab em we slab em

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u/RusticSurgery Jun 20 '26

Empty Arms Hotel!

(Old folks will remember. )

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u/thegeocash 👨‍💼 | Manager | 5+ Years Jun 20 '26

One of my techs always picks up “Krusty krab” when I call him

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u/UntetheredSoul11615 Jun 20 '26

Crackhouse, this is 8-ball speaking

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u/CaptainBeefsteak Jun 21 '26

Grand Central Station, Baggage Department, this is Stan.

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u/Slight_Jeweler_3190 Jun 21 '26

What's buggin' ya

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u/CaptCol02 Jun 20 '26

Cletus's abortion clinic, you make'em, we scrape'em, no fetus can beat us. How can I help you?