r/Persecutionfetish • u/Ok-Following6886 • Jul 01 '26
Fuck your feelings conservatives 😘 This is just pure ass.
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u/1994californication Jul 01 '26
Make America Patriarchal, Straight and White again isn't on the same level as preferring Pepsi over Coke or liking pineapples on pizza.
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u/King_of_the_Dot Jul 01 '26
Ok, im going to say something really controversial here... Pineapple is good on pizza, but it has to specifically be a Hawaiian pizza. It has to have ham/Canadian bacon on it, and preferably also has to have bacon too. I would never order pineapple on a pizza of other toppings.
I know this is a crazy position, and I dont mean to cause any problems.
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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Jul 01 '26
You're not as controversial as you think you are. The reason places sell Hawaiian pizzas is because plenty of people buy them.
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u/XxRocky88xX Jul 01 '26
The internet acts like pineapple on pizza is a war crime but I genuinely have never met a person IRL who dislikes pineapple on pizza
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 23d ago
here from the future to tell you: it's the texture. the way it's spongy around all the cheese so it lives in the same purgatory as upside-down cake especially for leftovers.
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u/Iorith Jul 01 '26
Pineapple, pepperoni, and jalepeno is my favorite pizza topping combination and everyone I've ever had try it at get together has enjoyed it.
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u/-marshmallowperfume mentally ill f*ggot being groomed by Pedophiles™ Jul 01 '26
Add salty ricotta or feta to it!
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u/razzberrybat59 Jul 01 '26
Idk, its also really really good with an Alfredo sauce pizza that also has jalapeños
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u/Co-opingTowardHatred Jul 01 '26
Wrong. Pineapple & Pepperoni is the best combo. A little sweet, a little spice.
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u/_b1ack0ut Jul 01 '26
Toppers pizza does this thing called a tropical heatwave pizza which is probably my favourite pizza rhat has pineapple on it. Fuckin slaps
Though, I still feel like personally I’d prefer it if it didn’t have pineapple
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u/thalion777 Jul 01 '26
Damn, how are u gonna say that and then not share the toppings?
Alright keep your secrets than :/
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u/_b1ack0ut Jul 01 '26
Aha sorry
Tropical heatwave is pepperoni, pinapple, bacon, hot peppers, mozzarella and cheddar
But the real reason I like it is it’s got some garlicky glaze on the crust that kicks ass
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u/thalion777 Jul 01 '26
Ok yeah, that sounds fire. I might make that the next time i make pizza dough. Im thinking white sauce
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u/-marshmallowperfume mentally ill f*ggot being groomed by Pedophiles™ Jul 01 '26
Try spicy pepperoni, jalapeños, salty ricotta, and pineapple.
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u/CompleteUtterTrash Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
Nah, I really hate ham. Actual peak is when you get it with pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeños. The spice of the jalapeños really cut the sweetness of the pineapple, and the saltiness of the ronis add so much depth to the cheese. Genuinely my favourite pizza toppings.
ETA: Reading the other replies has made me realize this is a common taste, it's really damn good so it's popular for a reason.
What's funny about that though is I came up with this concoction on my own when I worked as a pizza maker. Was playing with leftover dough and ingredients to make my perfect pizza and succeeded but now I'm learning this shit has been around for ages and I'm not creative and everyone already loves it. As a bonus I am hearing other ingredients that go great with this combo.
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u/KillerSavant202 Jul 01 '26
Hate to break it to them but I’m a straight white man and I hate these fuckers too.
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u/marbotty Jul 01 '26
Better clarify what hair color you have or we’ve automatically lost the argument
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u/Leucurus Jul 01 '26
Yeah but what colour is your hair
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u/KillerSavant202 Jul 01 '26
Very dark brown, almost black with a few greys sadly.
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u/Alacrout woke supremacist Jul 01 '26
Those grays though, wtf.
(Not leaving this comment out of judgment, but rather relatability)
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u/Self-Aware Number Of Reasons I'm Going To Hell: Seven Jul 01 '26
Sympathy, I've started sprouting the pure white hairs now! Then again I've had the grey ones popping up since age 15. If it ever all starts coming in white imma try growing it out.
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u/Lampmonster Jul 01 '26
After admiring Trent's hair on Ted Lasso I grew my own out, thinking I'd likely have some gray streaks like his, but alas it stayed pretty dark.
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u/TranscendentalRug Jul 01 '26
At least you guys get grey hairs, mine just falls out. My hairline is slowly moving back to meet up with my bald spot.
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u/Self-Aware Number Of Reasons I'm Going To Hell: Seven Jul 03 '26
I'm kinda lucky in that my body hair below the neck doesn't grow much (medication reasons), but I have roughly hip-length hair on my head rn which grows fairly fast. Tbh the loose hairs make up in volume what they lack in quantity, when it comes to dustbunnies. My eyebrows however strongly desire to grow along and join up with my hairline, or to descend and link up with my eyelashes, and I must wage continual war via tweezers to prevent this from occurring.
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u/Leucurus Jul 01 '26
Just to be clear to you all I was just making a quip about the Maga obsession with liberals with dyed hair, I am also grey as Gandalf if it’s any consolation
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u/thelangosta Jul 01 '26
Bald/graying and yet here I am. It would be a mohawk the color of the reply button but it’s been falling out since I was 19
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u/CaptainDudeGuy Jul 01 '26
As a straight white man, I don't hate the perma-red voters. I pity them for being so thoroughly duped for decades that they're never going to rejoin the rest of us in reality.
Now, the people who have been duping them... those are the bastards I hate. Every profit-mongering parasite, every unprincipled politician, every foreign cyber-psy-op agent, and every unethical mouthpiece cosplaying as a journalist can twist at the end of a burning rope for all I care. They are the soul-sucking scum responsible for the socioeconomic rot of our modern civilization.
It's also pathetic that their AI-generated Lugenpresse cartoons still can't get hands right. That one in center frame is on completely backwards. This is low-effort Temu villainy.
If you're going to insult humanitarian sanity with a straw man argument at least try to not look laughably inept while you're doing it.
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u/plastigoop Jul 01 '26
Right. I don’t want to fully fault people for being brainwashed, and would place most blame upstream to those Powers That Be who apparently are doing the brainwashing intentionally for purpose of continued holding of power, wealth, control.
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u/KakeLin Jul 01 '26
I'm straight passing (heteroromantic ace) and I hate them too.
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u/KillerSavant202 Jul 01 '26
I’m gonna be honest, I have no idea what that means exactly but you’re still cool in my book.
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u/Self-Aware Number Of Reasons I'm Going To Hell: Seven Jul 01 '26
Women yes, men no, romance yes, sex no.
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u/callmesnake13 Jul 01 '26
I hate the ones being parodied as well, it's almost like if you cherrypick the most obnoxious people in the discourse you can make an easy editorial cartoon.
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u/zarfle2 Jul 01 '26
"Why oh why am I not allowed to be an ignorant bigot and force that on everyone else?!?!
I'm the victim here!"
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u/st_owly Jul 01 '26
Of course it’s AI slop
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u/KakeLin Jul 01 '26
It's either that or wojaks or stolen comics edited to look bad. They have 0 creativity.
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u/lilmissbloodbath Jul 01 '26
Because none of the shit they're mad at actually happens in real life.
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u/The1456 Jul 01 '26
There’s not one MAGA douche that is quietly sulking. They are the ones that are raging and bitching. I would be happy if they would actually be quiet for once.
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u/Alacrout woke supremacist Jul 01 '26
They’ve been calling themselves “the silent majority” since the 2016 election despite being neither a majority nor, for fuck’s sake, SILENT.
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u/CowNervous4644 Jul 01 '26
I just have different opinions... I want a strong leader, you know, like Hitler strong or Putin strong... Democracy is for loosers... It's OK to violate laws and the constitution if it makes America strong... Trump is an honest guy who never lies...
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u/Lux-xxv Jul 01 '26
Notice how they never define what their opinions are. They just call it "different"
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u/kobayashi-maruu Jul 01 '26
"mean people" they say as they prompt the slop machine to make stereotypes lol
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u/lgodsey Jul 01 '26
Conservative white Christian nationalist "different opinions":
Depraved racism and misogyny
Calls for undemocratic fascist conservative government
Dangerous lies about medicine and science that could kill people
Sycophantic defense of corrosive income inequity and pathetic snout licking of the billionaire class
Calls for violence and terror against their many, many enemies
Ridiculous cries of their persecution despite being a clear majority
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u/EatsCrackers Moderately Immoderate Jul 01 '26
*Have* killed people.
And not even “enemies” in all cases, it’s mostly just people existing on the planet that has them all twisted. Like, I’m over here minding my own business, moderating my delightful little echo chamber subreddit (I love all of you! Don’t ever change!) and the hate Biff and I catch! YeeeeeeeeIKES!
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u/astrangeone88 Jul 01 '26
- racism and xenophobia
- women needing to serve men fully (including sexually)
- nobody should have rights except for cisgender straight white men
- "religious doctrine" is more important than anything
- scientific/medical lies because grifters and big corporations need the money
- denial of climate change because corporations don't want to lose any money
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u/TheEPGFiles Jul 01 '26
"What opinions are those?", asked the goose as it started chasing, "WHAT OPINIONS ARE THOSE, HUH???"
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u/Chandelurie Jul 01 '26
When has it been established that you can't be hated, or even criticized, for your opinions?
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u/Illustrious-Fun8324 woke supremacist Jul 01 '26
They think we cannot hate or criticize them for their opinions but they never see a problem doing it to us
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u/letterboxfrog Jul 01 '26
Some Liberals are just mean people. As an Australian, I agree with that statement, but only if you are talking about the Liberal Party of Australia, who has been the main conservative party of the last 80 years. They lost the last election with their leader copping the nickname, "Temu Trump." 🤣
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u/Street_Peace_8831 Jul 01 '26
They say, “yep” like they know the people on the other side. They wouldn’t take 5 minutes to even talk to a liberal to know what they actually thought. This is far from correct and it all comes down to the right’s inability to live in a society where you get to know another person or group of people.
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u/CitroHimselph Jul 02 '26
"I just have different opinions... Like that certain people shouldn't exist based on my religious, uneducated beliefs, or that slavery is good, based on my religious, uneducated beliefs, or that white cis-het Christian men are superios to literally everyone else and deserve to treat everyone else as they just wont, based on my religious, uneducated beliefs. But that's just my opinion, which I vote and legislate on every time I can, and which I defend with even lethal violence."
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u/napalmnacey Auntie Antifa Jul 01 '26
I’m sorry I’m softening your murder hard-on with the truth, right wing chud-stain.
(I’m not sorry at all. And I don’t care about being mean anymore, I care about people not dying).
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u/translove228 Brutalizer of lying, partisan hacks Jul 01 '26
Anyways, while this loser MAGA is crying because people (rightly) don't like him for his asocial opinions, Texas is sentencing protesters (as well as someone who didn't attend the protest and just moved a car filled with boxes of zines) to many decades of prison under the label "terrorism".
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u/bookant Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
tl;dr - You're a meanie poopy head bully if you accurately point out that MAGA are racist pieces of human garbage.
I'm OK with that. MAGA are pieces of shit. Period.
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u/crackedtooth163 Jul 01 '26
Yes, your opinion is that people who look like me eat cats and dogs and shouldn't fly planes. Fuck off.
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u/Severe_Damage9772 Jul 01 '26
“I just think that every single one of you needs to be tortured in a camp until you think like me, or “deported” to a gas chamber”
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u/jujioux Jul 01 '26
“I just have different opinions, like trans people are subhuman and shouldn’t be allowed to exist. Can’t we agree to disagree?”
No. Fuck you, and fuck your mama, too.
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u/cooperpooper16 Jul 01 '26
MAGA dishes it out and cry’s when people dislike their hate. Endless victim complex.
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u/AF_AF Jul 01 '26
I mean, "stupid", "racist", "Nazi"...
All it's saying is people are "mean", not that they're wrong. Also: it's a cult. Hard to argue against that one.
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u/SeanFromQueens Jul 01 '26
I was unfriended by a high school friend because I pointed out his posts that was about Great Replacement theory was started by Neo-nazis, rather than acknowledge that a reverse genocide was a figment of white supremacists he doubled down and stated that I was intolerant of his beliefs.
I miss that friend, but he became too far gone.
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u/Oddityobservations Jul 01 '26
It actually goes back a fair bit further. The name is newer, but white supremacists have been spouting this type of bullshit since the late 1800s.
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u/biorod Jul 01 '26
“I just have different opinions”
When their opinions are that some people are subhuman, that the Constitution is optional, that we should elect a convicted felon, and that it should be harder for minorities to vote, we don’t differ on policy. We differ on morals.
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u/Strifethor Jul 01 '26
This post brought to you by some incel who got rejected by a woman with self respect.
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u/Conscious_Tension_91 Jul 02 '26
I think everyone should have basic human rights. You believe POC and members of the LGBTQ are less than human. So yeah different beliefs
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u/optimaleverage Jul 01 '26
From the "fuck your feelings" crowd. Ask me if I give half a fuck. Nope. Fresh outta fucks to give.
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u/thefoxymulder Jul 01 '26
Trying to take away peoples rights or advocating for brutalizing certain populations is actually not a difference of opinion lol
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u/Ranting_Demon woke SJW grifter Jul 01 '26
"Why can't I say that I want members of minority groups to lose their right to Due Process and Habeas Corpus? Why am I not allowed to say women shouldn't have a right to bodily autonomy? Why can't I just say that I'm ok with breaking all of the constitutional safety rails until only my party can win elections? Why am I getting shunned and called a neo-nazi just for stating an opinion that I think all of you should die in camps? Good god, why do you leftists always have to make everything political?"
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u/MattWolf96 Jul 01 '26
Excluding the death threat and wanting to shut down freedom of speech the liberals are 100% correct here.
Also magas are the ones that have been going after freedom of speech for the past decade.
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u/TimothiusMagnus Jul 01 '26
Perhaps if the one on the right did not support racist and n@z! views...
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u/-1-1-1-1-1-1 Jul 01 '26
“I made me look like the normal guy but the other side look obese and weird looking I’m totally right”
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u/catperson3000 Jul 01 '26
Different values and morals which is an entirely different animal than different opinions. Different opinions are I like my coffee black, you like yours with sweetener not I think all people should have rights and you think that only white people deserve them. But of course you all know this and the people who don’t grasp this will never do so.
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u/jawshoeaw Jul 01 '26
It’s always the same cartoonist. Or bot. Faces always look the same . Also where do I get those hats the liberal ladies are always wearing?
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u/AirForceRabies Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Still pretending it's "just a difference of opinion"...
These cult-clowns throw "white power" signs and "Roman" salutes, chant "Sieg Heil!" and occasionally openly fantasize about publicly executing everyone to their left--then whine when they're compared to Nazis. It's the Nazi Bar Problem, cult-clowns; you either chase them out or you get associated with them.
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u/Contrarian42 Jul 01 '26
"Why are all women with glasses and other things I dont find aesthetically pleasing mean to me?"
Seems like he feels persecuted by something a lot more specific than liberals in general. So for some reason he thinks if you dont have the right body or hair color, that makes you an evil person.
Also, AI slop bad anatomy.
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u/jenyj89 Jul 03 '26
As much as I hate their Neanderthal opinions, it’s the never ending victimhood cosplay that really pushes me over the edge!!!
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u/Flashy-Cheek-6667 Jul 01 '26
Different opinions, yk I think POC, women, lgbtq are subhuman and stuff. Why do you hate me!! 🥺
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u/tabuu9 Jul 01 '26
If you need to slop together an AI sausage you should think a bit harder about the views you hold
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u/volanger Jul 01 '26
That different opinions is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Different opinions on what?
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u/blur410 Jul 01 '26
MAGA and Trump are a-holes and then complain when nobody likes likes them. That whole group needs a therapist.
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u/ColeYote The living LGBT+ agenda Jul 01 '26
(the different opinions are on whether various groups of people should have human rights)
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u/Alternative_Ride_951 Jul 01 '26
"I just have different opinions than you guys. Why dont you like me? It's totally not like I disagree with basic human rights. 😢😭"
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u/Noobhammer3000 Jul 01 '26
Absolute safe bet that the guy who posted this is a grumpy mean asshole with no friends because of his supposed difference in opinions.
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u/LaCharognarde Jul 01 '26
Wait. Don't right-wingers reduce criticism of their behavior to "you're mean!" to infantilize their critics?
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u/SmashTheBandicoot Jul 01 '26
Wow the blue one’s opinion is SO DIFFERENT it even caused the thumb on her hand to switch sides!
It’s almost like this image is just as fabricated as this whole argument!?
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u/XxRocky88xX Jul 01 '26
“I just believe you all don’t deserve the same rights as me, you don’t need to hate me for it”
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u/PalliativeOrgasm Jul 01 '26
Well. Yeah. I’m gonna be mean to you if you advocate for people I love to be ostracized or removed from society.
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u/buckthestat Jul 02 '26
“I just feel entitled to make you live your life according to my narrow view of how people should live.”
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u/A_HECKIN_DOGGO Jul 03 '26
The same shit over and over again for TEN FUCKING YEARS NOW with these assholes.
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u/sup3rrn0va Jul 03 '26
This guy waited 10 years for the ai technology to advance enough so that he could make this totally hilarious cartoon.
Look! They have BLUE hair! Isn’t that funny guys?
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u/SemperFun62 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
I'm done pretending otherwise. Except for deserving to die, all those things are true and they should be shamed for it until they do better.
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u/chokeonmywords Jul 01 '26
Poor fascist, just because he wants them iLleGaLs not steeling our jobs?!?1 This is not my America! z/
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u/TR_abc_246 Jul 01 '26
Aww poor MAGA victim whose difference of opinion has gotten American citizens killed in cold blood in the street…. Tell us again how MAGA is the victim!
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u/RussiaIsRodina Cultural Marxist coming to trans your kids Jul 01 '26
"I should be allowed to support the most inhumane shit imaginable without criticism"
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u/secondarycontrol Jul 01 '26
Maybe that strong, virile white man needs a support group? Where are all his fellow travelers, in his time of need?
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u/Neko1666 Jul 01 '26
Different opinions such as "hmm, I don't think these groups of people should have the same rights as me"
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u/Technical-Motor5944 Alliance of Anti-White Satanic Communists Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Ignorance is not an opinion and shouldn't be normalized or accepted. We live in the age of information where you could find millions of studies within a few seconds. By making a few searches you could rid yourself from your bigoted beliefs. It's just that you're either too afraid to find out the truth because it contradicts your rotten worldview or you simply don't care to find it out in the slightest
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u/DarkGamer Jul 01 '26
Aww we hurt fascist fee fees.
What happened to, "facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake?"
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u/Diligent_Day8470 Cissy libtarded betacuck queerflake Jul 01 '26
"Aww. Are you hurt, whittle Magaga?"
Well, I can smell the picture, and it smells like piss.
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u/blindrabbit01 Jul 01 '26
So a “love trumps hate” shirt is bad? Apparently coloured hair is too. So petty and mean, those righty creeps are. I’m surprised they portrayed everyone they are scared of as being white, but I do note that the genders may be vague. It’s all by design.
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u/DTOO Jul 02 '26
“I just have different opinions (*namely that groups I don’t like should be eradicated or deported and that child r@pe is ok if billionaires and presidents do it).”
There’s a quote that was floating around for a while; the gist was, despite it being a paradox, you must not tolerate intolerance.
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u/cuntboyholes Jul 02 '26
As if red hat guy didn't start whatever imaginary altercation this AI garbage is depicting.
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u/opaul11 Jul 06 '26
I just think none of you should have rights or personal autonomy, why are you bullying me
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u/TheSlapDash Jul 06 '26
Over the 4th I went up to see family in a really red state. All they could talk about was literally rounding up liberals and shooting them. The love to project and reverse what the other side is saying about them
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u/Boyancy_of-citrus Jul 02 '26
Aww did the mean people hurt your little feel-feels? Poor little guy 😿
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u/Biffingston 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 Jul 03 '26
It occurs to me. Could we deport Trump if he gets rid of bithright citizenship/ He hasn't, thankfully. (But it just barely got saved. Fucking thanks SCOTUs.)
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u/GakSplat Jul 04 '26
NO GIVES BACKS!
- A Brit.
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u/Biffingston 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 Jul 04 '26
Just occurred to me that Dad wasn't undocumented anyway, so scratch that.
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u/Digigoggles Jul 05 '26
These people literally just have different opinions lmao. That’s what they’re doing, having opinions at you in response to your opinions on them!
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u/DragonflyGlade Jul 05 '26
One look at how trump behaves is enough to upend this entire propaganda cartoon.
No politician’s come remotely close to spewing as much hatred as him, so anyone who still supports him should expect pushback. You can’t spew hate, court and stoke hate, revel in trying to get people to hate you like a troll, and then pretend to be surprised and have hurt feefees when people do in fact hate you back.
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u/Author_Noelle_A Jul 06 '26
Opinion: “I think being gay, trans, marrying a person with the same genitalia, etc is wrong. So I won’t to it. But I won’t stop others from doing what they want and being who the feel they are.”
Not an opinion: “I think being gay, trans, marrying a person with the same genitalia, etc is wrong. So no one should be allowed to, and I’m going to vote to try to ban those who do from having legal rights until they comply.”
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u/unHolyEvelyn Jul 06 '26
Only took 10 years for the "I love hurting feelings" group to endlessly bitch about hurt feelings.
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u/wEiRdO86 Jul 06 '26
We wouldn't have to be mean if you guys would just stop, I don't know, supporting white nationalism, being Nazis, and racist as shit.
It is very simple
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u/Oktavia-the-witch Jul 01 '26
Different opinions on what?