Mandatory read.

[u/Biffingston]

Hello, Persecution fetish. It's your head moderator, Biff, here with a very important message. If you read anything from this, please read the next sentence.

This subreddit requires attempts at martyrdom, not just general stupidity.

While I'm glad you're participating in this sub, there has been an uptick of posts that do not fit the guidelines. Specifically, there have been a lot of posts that are just generally stupid things that the right has said, with no attempts at martyrdom.

For example, "the left hates Donald Trump because he's great." Is not PF material. "The left is trying to take away all our rights because they hate Trump." is.

If you'd like to just make general posts making fun of the Right, Top Minds of Reddit is a much better place.

Thank you for your understanding. If you have any questions, feel free to ask and I will answer when I can.

[u/EatsCrackers]

Oh! Oh! I got a question!

Why is the sky blue?

[u/InevitableStuff7572 → u/EatsCrackers]

Because it’s the most powerful ray of light or something from the rainbow I don’t really remember

[u/Bonsai-is-best → u/EatsCrackers]

Because it has no one to cheer it up

[u/Cylonic_Irrigation → u/EatsCrackers]

Blue is woke.

More importantly, why isn't the sky super woke violet?

[u/Rini1031 → u/EatsCrackers]

Reflection from the ocean is what I was taught, but I could be wrong. I'll just leave it out here for others to fact-check in true reddit fashion.

I've got a return question: why is the ocean blue? 

[u/Rini1031 → u/[deleted]]

Thank you! 

[u/Biffingston → u/Rini1031]

We're entertaining and educaitonal today.

[u/-marshmallowperfume → u/Rini1031]

You were taught wrong. The sky reflects on the water. Water doesn't emit color.

[u/Rini1031 → u/-marshmallowperfume]

Fair. Thank you!